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The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains. 

Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.

It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu. 

The city of Seattle experienced its most "monstrous" snowstorm since 2017, last week, and people kind of lost their heads. Grocery stores were a mess of timid, nervous excitement, gathered in long passive aggressive lines at the self-checkout as people cleared the shelves and stocked up for what someone outside the city might think, was the next game-ending Ice Age. This man's inspired take on what that looked like as it befell the city is hilariously on point, and pulls zero punches in the process, for what makes the whole sh*tshow just so lovably ridiculous. 

During a measles outbreak in the state of Washington brought on fully by parents opting out of vaccinating their children for easily preventable, potentially life-threatening diseases, one dullard went to a public anti-vaxx group to ask how she could prevent her child from getting the Measles. People frustrated with this kind of BS were not kind in the comments.

A luxurious, Peloton indoor exercise bicycle goes for $1,995 these days. I don't know the first thing about whether that's a reasonable cost for the equipment provided. If anyone does, please comment with your insights. Pedaling onwards, what I do know is how their commercials come across, to me: and that is a sleek, sky-high marketing campaign to the deep pockets of the penthouse class. 

I mean, there are moments in particular commercials, where this bike is being used in what resembles a penthouse. If you have the money for time in a penthouse, why not throw a costly piece of shiny, exercise gear in there while you're at it. That being said, Twitter user, @ClueHeywood took it upon himself to make a sardonic mockery of the whole show. His resulting tweets are making waves of laughs on Twitter, as his followers count continues to climb. Job well done, sir! 

The roasters of Reddit is still here to remind the world that words strung together creatively, can leave a steaming burn on the self-esteem, or hopefully, just laughter in the face of whatever people put out as their opinion. There's an admirable strength about the people who willingly put themselves out there to get roasted and toasted. I wonder how each individual takes the onslaught of fiery words, but I imagine, or hope, they consider what they're signing up for before taking action. 

YouTuber KSI cried out from his pit of irrelevance to see if anyone on Reddit wanted to roast him. With this being the internet, people were naturally down to take their swing at the guy; and they brought the heat. If you've had the profound unfortunate experience of ever seeing one of KSI's videos, you're probably aware that the next-level, narcissistic, toxic ego-bloated YouTuber is far too gone down the rabbit's hole of his own God Complex, to hear anyone beside the twisted sound of whatever consciousness bounces around in his head. That being said, the roasts below are extra spicy, and we're always ready to enjoy those. 

Outback Steakhouse out here cutting DEEP with the savagery. 

If you ever wanted to throw some canned shade, here's a backstock of witticisms to sling at your enemies.

This poor leggy boi is taking an absolutely savage verbal assault on Twitter. Should've stayed extinct, leggy boi. 

Wendy's gives zero f**k's and we absolutely love it. 

This was just the kind of fuel Reynolds needed to get his typical, razorsharp banter in motion. Basically an alley-oop from Krasinski to Reynolds. We're not strangers to the ongoing series of hilarious Twitter jabs between Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, as well (see here). We can only imagine what one of the two will hatch up next!