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Mean Bosses And Maniacal Managers That Got Called Out

The internet's never been in short supply of people dishing out gnarly stories of maniacal managers and the righteous revenges that ensued. With that being said, what fun it is to come across a new subreddit dedicated to calling out management for being uncool to their employees. Check out another ridiculous manager story with this lazy Karen manager who let everything fall to pieces

A collection of times that managers got righteously roasted for their ridiculous behavior.
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Little did this guy know that the "Zack" he was targeting with his roasts was indeed Zack Snyder. At least he played it off reasonably well considering the circumstances. 

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Hilarious Roasts From Wendy's On Roast Day

In case you're unaware, Wendy's has an established reputation in the Twitterverse for being able to dismantle people with words of pure ruthlessness. Whoever is running the account has their whole roast game on lock. So, naturally on the infamous "Roast Day" Wendy's was more than ready to dish out a fresh, spicy onslaught of roasts. Hopefully these folks are able to recover by the same time that this rolls around next year. 

A collection of hilarious roasts from Wendy's on Twitter. | Outback Steakhouse OUTBACK Replying Wendys @Outb 18m STEAKHOUSE Roast us like Prime Rib! O 17 Wendy's O @Wendys 14m no rules. just microwaves NationalRoastDay
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Funniest Ways That Kids Have Insulted Adults

There's no getting around the fact that children are just plain old strange. They're these miniature human beings that have an uncanny knack for spewing out wildly unexpected sentiments at a moment's notice. Naturally, some kids are more devious than others. Maybe you were one of those kids yourself. Hard pressed to follow the rules that the rest of society put in place, and told you to abide by. Maybe you were just channeling that oppositional energy from a young age, and it ended up getting you in a whole lot of trouble. If that's the case, you probably had your work cut out for you as you navigated the ins and outs of school. Oh, school. A time ripe for learning about the consequences of not following the rules. Maybe that rule breaking behavior ended up manifesting in you dishing out all kinds of creative and ridiculous insults to those around you.

This particular AskReddit thread honors the most outlandish and humorous insults that kids ended up coming up with. If you're an adult on the receiving end of one of these insults, hopefully you didn't take the insult seriously for a second, and instead appreciated that kid's ability to churn out some banter that you'd never heard before. Banter can certainly be fun if we allow ourselves to drop our guards, and just play along with it. Of course there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and that can end up being the time that kids are better educated on what they really shouldn't be saying to other members of society.

You don't want to end up growing up to be one of those adults with a nasty head on their shoulders, a misplaced moral compass, and a daunting inability to treat those around you with a sliver of respect. As with all matters of life, there's a strange balance to these things. We love a good roast or creative insult here. Especially when you get the ruthless silver tongued wordsmiths in the comments section that are ready to stir up all kinds of trouble. The YouTube comments section is really its own kind of comedy goldmine. You've got to love the internet for what it provides there. It can be this playground of sorts where everyone goes to work at trying out their most absurd insults. You just don't want to take things too far. Sometimes, you can get lost in the fun of a back and forth with another online user and end up saying something that you ultimately come to regret. But anyways, all ramblings about the wild realm of online banter aside, these kids certainly brought their A game for when it came to surprising folks around them with unexpected words of sheer ruthlessness. If anything, we'd have loved to been able to read more about the fallout from some of the more piercing insults. It really just boils down to whoever ends up receiving that insult. It'd sure be nice if everyone in the world had a great sense of humor, but thus is not always the case.

A collection of the funniest and most creative insults that kids have come up with. | recently working with kid and another teacher, and kid turned other teacher and said about she probably listens all by myself at night
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People's Best Clean Insults

Managing to rap off an insult that doesn't rely on a gross display of vulgarity is its own kind of accomplishment. Too many people rely too heavily on reaching into their vocabulary bank of cuss words, when it comes to trying to roast someone. Sometimes, you've just got to get a little extra creative with it. If you enjoyed these clean insults, we recommend you check out these rare insults that creatively dismantled their foes.

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!
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Man, you can just sit back and watch Jay Leno get absolutely roasted on his own show and never offer anything remotely close to a worthy retort the entire time his roast goes down. All that Jay Leno really does is just laugh uncomfortably. 

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Man Makes Ridiculous Sunscreen Complaint, Gets Burnt

Man, there's something about the mind blowing audacity of people that just let their worst thoughts go in the comments sections of otherwise reasonable posts, that'll never cease to amaze us. For instance, this particular human being and what they had to say about sunscreen. Suffice to say, they got burnt. Should've brought the 100 SPF. 

Fool makes ridiculous claim about sunscreen, gets burnt in the comments | this is my smug definitely not going get sunburned today look. flash forward 3 hours later and had chills being so burned. wear SPF, kids | SPF causes cancer! Try beach umbrella 00 Like Reply 6 1 Yesterday at 1:21pm Well 's just empirically not true. Like Reply 61 Yesterday at 1:44pm unrelated Like Reply 61- Yesterday at 2:29pm Do some research own before accuse people not speaking truth please. Just trying inform. Thanks.
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Now that's an impressively graceful freestyle. Leave it to Bill Burr to somehow roast a blind man without getting a whole lot of flack for it. 

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Worst Possible Meals People Would Serve Gordon Ramsay

Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the meals that people would serve Gordon Ramsay to torture him to no end. Gordon Ramsay's obviously established himself as the king of roasts in the realm of cooking, so it's honestly overwhelming to imagine what kinds of insults he'd dish out if he were ever served any of these devilish creations. 

The meals people would serve to upset Gordon Ramsay | Catctus 6h really decent pasta but noodles are way undercooked, every bite would be lament could be
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Fair to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn't ready for Bill Nye to come in there and tease his lengthy rant about how consciousness doesn't exist. 

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Dang, when Gordon Ramsay dropped that line about how the wedding cake should be served at a divorce hearing he really brought the fire. 

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Comedian, Steve Hofstetter, got a whole lot of material out of this interaction with quite the persistent heckler. She should've stayed quiet from the start, but just kept going. The rest is history. 

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Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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