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'My wife snores like a water buffalo drowning in porridge': 30 Rare insults from roast-masters on the internet

'My wife snores like a water buffalo drowning in porridge': 30 Rare insults from roast-masters on the internet

Internet roasts hold a special place in our hearts, mainly for their unending creativity. IRL, no one would think to call someone a “warm toilet seat” or a “hate filled turnip”! Thankfully, hidden behind their keyboards , these merciless roast-masters are coming for everyone. They're lurking in the comments section , ready to pounce. Scroll down to check out these frankly jaw-dropping insults that are both funny and previously unheard of. Next, click here to see these fantastic Photoshop fails…
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Karen blames restaurant after she burns her own pie, gets roasted in the comments

'How many DAYS did you cook it for?': Karen blames restaurant after she burns her own pie, gets roasted in the comments

One of those moments when you have no one to blame but yourself... but decide to blame someone else anyways… Most people have the ability to admit that they made a mistake and own up to their own failings. Mind you, it's not something that's easy to do; the ol' ego has a particular aversion to acknowledging any wrongdoing or fault. Most of us can push past the ego gremlin and own our mistakes, but there are certain entitled and narcissistic people on this planet who, if you asked them, would te…
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The White House is Beefing With Taylor Swift, Bragging That Their Student Debt Relief Website is Way Better Than Her Ticketmaster Presale

The White House is Beefing With Taylor Swift, Bragging That Their Student Debt Relief Website is Way Better Than Her Ticketmaster Presale

The one time a government website is better than private sector…
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The Top 10 Liars of the Week Getting Roasted Online

These liars got put in their place for making wildly inaccurate claims online.
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Dude Trolls Loud Upstairs Neighbors by Connecting to Their Speaker and Blasting His ‘Original Music’ on It, Sends a Clear Message

Dude Trolls Loud Upstairs Neighbors by Connecting to Their Speaker and Blasting His ‘Original Music’ on It, Sends a Clear Message

A creative kind of revenge
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European Exchange Student Roasts America In Front of Peers During Hilarious School Presentation

European Exchange Student Roasts America In Front of Peers During Hilarious School Presentation

This kid does not hold back
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Brother Stands Up For Cheated On Ex, Demolishes Brother In Wedding Speech

Decimated.
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Jaden Smith Roasted, When He Tweets "That's How We Do It" in Response to Father Will Smith's Violent Outburst

Jaden has a history of saying and doing some insane stuff that has repeatedly put him on the sharp end of the Internet's roasting stick.
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20 Terrible Liars Get Called Out and Put on Blast, Top Lies of the Month (February 2022)

It's time to quit your bullsh*t.
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Rare Insults That Cut Straight To The Bone

People are really good at this.
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Writer Roasts Michelin Star Restaurant On Twitter, Delusional Chef Responds With Ridiculous Argument About Horses

What an avant garde a-hole.
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Best man decides to roast the bridezilla during a scathing wedding toast.

Best Man Roasts Bridezilla With Wedding Toast, Drama Ensues

Probably best to keep that temper in check.
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Wendy's Twitter Goes On The Attack, Roasts Everyone For National Roast Day

As everyone knows by now, Wendy's is the be-all-end-all for Twitter brutality masquerading itself as a fast food company. But let's get down to brass tacks, this is just a weird form of advertising. It doesn't really make us want to eat square burgers and finger chili, but man, the replies are gold tier. It's a hard phenomenon to place. It feels weird and gross to watch sporting goods stores and food brands use word mercenaries to compete for attention, but at the same time, it's absolutely sur…
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Terrible 3D Render of Julius Caesar Gets Roasted on Twitter

The 'Ronaldo' statue all over again.
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Karen blames burnt pie on marie callenders and gets roasted by comments

Karen Burns Her Own Pie, Blames Marie Callender's, Gets Dogpiled In The Comments

Well, Sharon, but still.
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25 Decimating Burns That People Hit Themselves With

One could call it humility, sort of.
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