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Managing to rap off an insult that doesn't rely on a gross display of vulgarity is its own kind of accomplishment. Too many people rely too heavily on reaching into their vocabulary bank of cuss words, when it comes to trying to roast someone. Sometimes, you've just got to get a little extra creative with it. If you enjoyed these clean insults, we recommend you check out these rare insults that creatively dismantled their foes.

Man, there's something about the mind blowing audacity of people that just let their worst thoughts go in the comments sections of otherwise reasonable posts, that'll never cease to amaze us. For instance, this particular human being and what they had to say about sunscreen. Suffice to say, they got burnt. Should've brought the 100 SPF. 

Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the meals that people would serve Gordon Ramsay to torture him to no end. Gordon Ramsay's obviously established himself as the king of roasts in the realm of cooking, so it's honestly overwhelming to imagine what kinds of insults he'd dish out if he were ever served any of these devilish creations. 

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp.