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Fair to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn't ready for Bill Nye to come in there and tease his lengthy rant about how consciousness doesn't exist. 

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Dang, when Gordon Ramsay dropped that line about how the wedding cake should be served at a divorce hearing he really brought the fire. 

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Comedian, Steve Hofstetter, got a whole lot of material out of this interaction with quite the persistent heckler. She should've stayed quiet from the start, but just kept going. The rest is history. 

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Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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Celebrity Influencer's Job Listing For Assistant Gets Roasted

This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

A ridiculous job listing for a celebrity influencer assistant gets roasted | Personal Assistant Influencer Confidential Los Angeles, CA Posted: July 29, 2020 Q more jobs like this Part Time Job Professional Personal Assistant Large Celebrity well known celebritylinfluencer with 10+ million followers is seeking well organized/available/diligent personal assistant join her team. This is part time "Personal Assistant" position but will eventually transition full time if properly qualified ideal can
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Sounds like the Yeti is a grossly overpriced, obnoxiously heavy lawn chair that has no consideration for left-handed brew drinkers. 

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Facebook Group Roasts Coriander With Fiery Memes

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

Facebook group roasts coriander with a collection of spicy memes | CORANDER Hate Coriander 26 July at 01:05·O Have good weekend and stay away Devil's 'Erb, fam! Team IHC x feels eat bit Coriander weren't expecting | RANDER Hate Coriander 30 July at 03:27 O ROS True story Coriander is just soap disguised as herb Spider Man presentation
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British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive
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Questionable Hair Decisions Getting Roasted

Hairstyles are a convenient and striking form of self expression. Sometimes they say "Hey look I'm a real cool guy" and other times they say "I have made a mistake and I look like a 90's video game character." Some bold hairstyles are not gonna catch on, but at least these ones have the benefit of being entertaining.

Funny haircuts getting roasted with "say no more fam" meme | Barber want? Him need defeat Frieza Barber: Say no more STARECAT.COM man with bleached hair spiked up like a Dragon Ball character Super Saiyan | Barber want bro? Guy ever eat panini? Barber: Say no more fam
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Zack Snyder thought he'd go and see a nice comedy show, and ended up getting roasted to oblivion. 

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Absurdly Tight Shirt Gets Roasted In The Comments

When the people of Facebook get together and decide something looks silly, there's nothing stopping the torrent of roasts and funny observations from washing over whatever it is. In this case, the thing is an ad for a shirt that barely fits on the absurdly muscular, probably photoshopped model. We live in a golden age of funny and rare insults, and the internet is full of ingenious insults full of meanness.

Funny facebook roast of tight shirted model | Father Sons Sponsored O FATHERSONSCLOTHING.COM NEW Ultra Stretch Super Slim Shirt Collection SHOP NOW | he farts see bubble go up back his shirt 885 10w Like Reply View 39 previous replies Abby Heaton Does clothing line come with free steroid cycle? 201 10w Like Reply View 1 previous reply m need PEACE N Do these come adult sizes? O0219 9w Like Reply View 1 previous reply pa K. Take this only comes Avengers sizes O 160
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Via Spiderboi
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Man, game or no game, Chris Hemsworth brought the fire with that playful roast.