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People's Best Clean Insults

Managing to rap off an insult that doesn't rely on a gross display of vulgarity is its own kind of accomplishment. Too many people rely too heavily on reaching into their vocabulary bank of cuss words, when it comes to trying to roast someone. Sometimes, you've just got to get a little extra creative with it. If you enjoyed these clean insults, we recommend you check out these rare insults that creatively dismantled their foes.

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!
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Man, you can just sit back and watch Jay Leno get absolutely roasted on his own show and never offer anything remotely close to a worthy retort the entire time his roast goes down. All that Jay Leno really does is just laugh uncomfortably. 

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Man Makes Ridiculous Sunscreen Complaint, Gets Burnt

Man, there's something about the mind blowing audacity of people that just let their worst thoughts go in the comments sections of otherwise reasonable posts, that'll never cease to amaze us. For instance, this particular human being and what they had to say about sunscreen. Suffice to say, they got burnt. Should've brought the 100 SPF. 

Fool makes ridiculous claim about sunscreen, gets burnt in the comments | this is my smug definitely not going get sunburned today look. flash forward 3 hours later and had chills being so burned. wear SPF, kids | SPF causes cancer! Try beach umbrella 00 Like Reply 6 1 Yesterday at 1:21pm Well 's just empirically not true. Like Reply 61 Yesterday at 1:44pm unrelated Like Reply 61- Yesterday at 2:29pm Do some research own before accuse people not speaking truth please. Just trying inform. Thanks.
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Now that's an impressively graceful freestyle. Leave it to Bill Burr to somehow roast a blind man without getting a whole lot of flack for it. 

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Worst Possible Meals People Would Serve Gordon Ramsay

Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the meals that people would serve Gordon Ramsay to torture him to no end. Gordon Ramsay's obviously established himself as the king of roasts in the realm of cooking, so it's honestly overwhelming to imagine what kinds of insults he'd dish out if he were ever served any of these devilish creations. 

The meals people would serve to upset Gordon Ramsay | Catctus 6h really decent pasta but noodles are way undercooked, every bite would be lament could be
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Fair to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn't ready for Bill Nye to come in there and tease his lengthy rant about how consciousness doesn't exist. 

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Dang, when Gordon Ramsay dropped that line about how the wedding cake should be served at a divorce hearing he really brought the fire. 

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Comedian, Steve Hofstetter, got a whole lot of material out of this interaction with quite the persistent heckler. She should've stayed quiet from the start, but just kept going. The rest is history. 

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Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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Celebrity Influencer's Job Listing For Assistant Gets Roasted

This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

A ridiculous job listing for a celebrity influencer assistant gets roasted | Personal Assistant Influencer Confidential Los Angeles, CA Posted: July 29, 2020 Q more jobs like this Part Time Job Professional Personal Assistant Large Celebrity well known celebritylinfluencer with 10+ million followers is seeking well organized/available/diligent personal assistant join her team. This is part time "Personal Assistant" position but will eventually transition full time if properly qualified ideal can
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Sounds like the Yeti is a grossly overpriced, obnoxiously heavy lawn chair that has no consideration for left-handed brew drinkers. 

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Facebook Group Roasts Coriander With Fiery Memes

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

Facebook group roasts coriander with a collection of spicy memes | CORANDER Hate Coriander 26 July at 01:05·O Have good weekend and stay away Devil's 'Erb, fam! Team IHC x feels eat bit Coriander weren't expecting | RANDER Hate Coriander 30 July at 03:27 O ROS True story Coriander is just soap disguised as herb Spider Man presentation
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British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive
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