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Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

Hairstyles are a convenient and striking form of self expression. Sometimes they say "Hey look I'm a real cool guy" and other times they say "I have made a mistake and I look like a 90's video game character." Some bold hairstyles are not gonna catch on, but at least these ones have the benefit of being entertaining.

When the people of Facebook get together and decide something looks silly, there's nothing stopping the torrent of roasts and funny observations from washing over whatever it is. In this case, the thing is an ad for a shirt that barely fits on the absurdly muscular, probably photoshopped model. We live in a golden age of funny and rare insults, and the internet is full of ingenious insults full of meanness.

Gordon Ramsay would have his way with a whole lot of kitchens out there. The infamous wordsmith, the roast master, the creator of such savage rare insults that people melt before his eyes, would no doubt tear into most kitchens. It's just part of what he does. That being said, these folks offered up their kitchen setups as tribute to a fun thread about how Gordon Ramsay would roast them to oblivion. Check out people's favorite Gordon Ramsay insults over here.

Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy's breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy's kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They're just getting other people to do the "roasting work" for them. 

You have to not pay a whole lot of attention to not know that oatmeal cookies aren't just baked oatmeal. Sometimes roommates are worse than this, but boy oh boy a pan of oatmeal looks bad. If he was shooting for granola this would be close, but this is one of those old fashioned cooking fails.

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous "Chip Butty" dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy's, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

Kim Kardashian shared some pictures of her house, and Twitter proceeded to have fun with it. She's really leaning into that whole minimalism trend, and some people decided to take it upon themselves to do some photoshop decorating. 

Rob Lowe did not anticipate the reaction he received on Twitter, over his NFL hat. People were quick to poke fun at the fact that the guy showed up to an NFL game, basically just rooting for the NFL. I guess at least Rob Lowe doesn't have to deal with alienating himself from any fans in particular. Based off his hat, his team would appear to be undecided. 

Here's a bunch of people saying dumb stuff, sometimes aided by brutal words that crushed their souls. While we acknowledge this isn't necessarily a good way to get someone on your side or make them like you it sure is satisfying to see someone who said some ignorant crap get crushed with brutal words. Sometimes people managed to diss themselves just by saying something too dumb.