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Here's a bunch of people saying dumb stuff, sometimes aided by brutal words that crushed their souls. While we acknowledge this isn't necessarily a good way to get someone on your side or make them like you it sure is satisfying to see someone who said some ignorant crap get crushed with brutal words. Sometimes people managed to diss themselves just by saying something too dumb.

This car dealership has zero shame. They were ready to roast themselves along with anyone else in the comments section. We're always going to appreciate the self-deprecatory humor. 

This guy shared a gnarly story of an experience that nobody wants to find themselves living down. Sounds like he was giving a co-worker a hard time, and it turned out said co-worker was busy muddling through a divorce. Just goes to serve as a cautionary tale that you never know what someone's going through. Gotta be careful out there! 

The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.

We're back it again with a fresh round of fiery rare insults that were both creative and absolutely brutal. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver spicy comedy gold. We'll always have an appreciation for people that didn't settle for recycling old insults, and instead came up with something on their own. 

This guy dealt swift justice to a freeloading choosing beggar who was looking for a free handout on Twitter. She wasn't ready for it. Clearly. 

Jimmy Fallon asked various Twitter users to share their favorite burns. The resulting wave of tweets is a shockwave of pure savagery. People can get really mean and creative with their words when you give them enough time to drop that rare insult.

This dad is facing some serious backlash on Twitter after he said that he didn't need to respect his kid's privacy, because he provides for them. What a load of BS. If he's trying to ensure that they act out and generally want nothing to do with him, he's on the right track. 

The Little Mermaid Live! is getting dragged to the bottom of the ocean on Twitter right now for it's absurd take on the character, Flounder. The thing looks like they basically ran out of budget and went to Party City to try and make something happen. Flounder has seen far better days. Hope the poor guy's alright. 

These people decided that it was more important to ruin someone else online, than to preserve their own livelihood. Sometimes the damage one might inflict upon themselves is worth it for the pure savagery of a masterful roast. We already love the rare insults and roasts, but to see someone ruin themselves to roast another person is a whole another level of entertainment. 

Ryan Reynolds is back at it again with his best roast yet. He decided to poke fun at Henry Cavill's ridiculous CGI'ed Superman mustache back in the Justice League days. At the time of the movie, the mustache was the talk of the town. People realized it looked pretty absurd when they tried to remove it for the movie. So, here we have Reynolds having some fun with it. And the best part is that Cavill acknowledges the infamous fail in the comments section. 

A tweet from the folks at @MarketWatch is drumming up quite a bit of backlash, after suggesting that a family of four with $350K a year is struggling. Twitter users are pointing out all the "ridiculous" expenditures that are still being included, for a family that is apparently struggling. 

Aren't these roasts supposed to be funny? This was just plain MEAN.