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In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

Hairstyles are a convenient and striking form of self expression. Sometimes they say "Hey look I'm a real cool guy" and other times they say "I have made a mistake and I look like a 90's video game character." Some bold hairstyles are not gonna catch on, but at least these ones have the benefit of being entertaining.

When the people of Facebook get together and decide something looks silly, there's nothing stopping the torrent of roasts and funny observations from washing over whatever it is. In this case, the thing is an ad for a shirt that barely fits on the absurdly muscular, probably photoshopped model. We live in a golden age of funny and rare insults, and the internet is full of ingenious insults full of meanness.