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Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy's breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy's kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They're just getting other people to do the "roasting work" for them. 

You have to not pay a whole lot of attention to not know that oatmeal cookies aren't just baked oatmeal. Sometimes roommates are worse than this, but boy oh boy a pan of oatmeal looks bad. If he was shooting for granola this would be close, but this is one of those old fashioned cooking fails.

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous "Chip Butty" dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy's, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

Kim Kardashian shared some pictures of her house, and Twitter proceeded to have fun with it. She's really leaning into that whole minimalism trend, and some people decided to take it upon themselves to do some photoshop decorating. 

Rob Lowe did not anticipate the reaction he received on Twitter, over his NFL hat. People were quick to poke fun at the fact that the guy showed up to an NFL game, basically just rooting for the NFL. I guess at least Rob Lowe doesn't have to deal with alienating himself from any fans in particular. Based off his hat, his team would appear to be undecided. 

Here's a bunch of people saying dumb stuff, sometimes aided by brutal words that crushed their souls. While we acknowledge this isn't necessarily a good way to get someone on your side or make them like you it sure is satisfying to see someone who said some ignorant crap get crushed with brutal words. Sometimes people managed to diss themselves just by saying something too dumb.

This car dealership has zero shame. They were ready to roast themselves along with anyone else in the comments section. We're always going to appreciate the self-deprecatory humor. 

This guy shared a gnarly story of an experience that nobody wants to find themselves living down. Sounds like he was giving a co-worker a hard time, and it turned out said co-worker was busy muddling through a divorce. Just goes to serve as a cautionary tale that you never know what someone's going through. Gotta be careful out there! 

The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.

We're back it again with a fresh round of fiery rare insults that were both creative and absolutely brutal. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver spicy comedy gold. We'll always have an appreciation for people that didn't settle for recycling old insults, and instead came up with something on their own. 

This guy dealt swift justice to a freeloading choosing beggar who was looking for a free handout on Twitter. She wasn't ready for it. Clearly. 

Jimmy Fallon asked various Twitter users to share their favorite burns. The resulting wave of tweets is a shockwave of pure savagery. People can get really mean and creative with their words when you give them enough time to drop that rare insult.

This dad is facing some serious backlash on Twitter after he said that he didn't need to respect his kid's privacy, because he provides for them. What a load of BS. If he's trying to ensure that they act out and generally want nothing to do with him, he's on the right track.