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We've got some fresh roast victims. These people stepped on up to the most brutal insults that Reddit's RoastMe section could whip up, and the ensuing roasts are nothing short of brutal. But hey, it's what they signed up for right?! 

The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting. 

This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!

This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.

This Baby Boomer just got roasted and avocado toasted by a bunch of pissed off Millennials. He gave Reddit's roasting community a lot to work with on this one. We doubt he gives a flying f*ck about any of the noise though. Dude's too buys obsessing over those model cars and how much the millennial generation messed everything up! 

Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed. 

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

It hurts to be called a four letter word. But when a child is able to insult you, or someone can say something demeaning by just being accurate, that burns. That burns like a thousand hot suns. For spicy comebacks that are a little more rude but also very witty, check these out.

We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.

Fox 8 News of Cleveland shared this mugshot to their Facebook page, and the comments section had a field day with the roasts. The guy's abnormally large head was teased in all the ways. This isn't the first time we've seen a comments section get fired up over a wacky mugshot. You might know what we're referencing...yes, Neck Guy. See here for that spicy series of roasts. 

These are far meaner than words. Dang. This artist didn't pull any punches in the crafting of these drawing roasts. 

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

Whether it be clever comeback or sick burn, these are the gilded pieces of wit people rest their laurels on. If only we could manage to think of something this clever in the moment all the time. For some sweet comebacks on social media, check these out.

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

Chad, what have you done. If you came for the comments, you will NOT be disappointed. A whole lot of people must've been blocked after this guy shared his body modification life update. He warned 'em! Be rude and get blocked. Man, he just teed himself up for a roasting on par with the best of them, in the comments section. This takes us back to that one time an Anti-Vaxxer asked a stupid question, and the comments section stepped up with all the stupid prizes. Check that out here if you haven't seen it yet. 

And to make this even more of a fail this soccer player shared a picture of a woman's skinned knees. Not even his own! My dude, you done messed up real good. 

It is somewhat of an ongoing goal to lob Wendy's softballs on Twitter, for them to hit absolute home runs off of. Most of these are centered in some way on McDonald's, and how their ice cream machines are busted. Wendy's has yet to let us down. But then again, they are the Roast Master of Twitter. See here for a collection of their roasts, if you need confirmation.