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TV host, Chef, and worldwide renowned storyteller, Anthony Bourdain passed away Friday at the age of 61. Bourdain possessed a fearless lust for adventure, and an insatiable appetite to consume experiences through living in a state of perpetual movement, always aggressively openminded, and guided by a commitment to dive headlong into the Great Unknown. RIP. We've assembled a platter of the Roast Master's spiciest roasts on Twitter. 

The living definition of stupidity, right here. 

Shirley is the GOAT. Never underestimate the brutal nature of a cranky old lady named Shirley. 

Breaking Bad's, Hank Schrader (Dean Norris) is still figuring out how to Internet. That or the television show's renowned anti-law abiding degenerate, Jesse Pinkman hacked the dude's computer. All lame show references aside, this is comedy gold. I sorely hope this is the work of a real account. The bold and ballsy decision to leave that shamelessly NSFW tweet up there, after what I can only reasonably imagine was a self-inflicted panic attack would make the Hank Schrader himself DAMN PROUD. 

They've got a lot of BS, and they want to share it with you. 

Wendy's is the queen of fiery Twitter roasts, and this is all the proof we need. 

Texas Senator, John Cornyn shared an article on Twitter that quotes the mass murderer's father, saying that he was a "good boy." People pounced on the Senator's decision to share the tweet, asking him if he even understood what "good boy" means.