Chad, what have you done. If you came for the comments, you will NOT be disappointed. A whole lot of people must've been blocked after this guy shared his body modification life update. He warned 'em! Be rude and get blocked. Man, he just teed himself up for a roasting on par with the best of them, in the comments section. This takes us back to that one time an Anti-Vaxxer asked a stupid question, and the comments section stepped up with all the stupid prizes. Check that out here if you haven't seen it yet.
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The legend Tommy Chong submitted himself to the Reddit Roast Me section, and the results are hilarious enough to get you high on life. Maybe. That or you'll get tired of what seems to be a strong presence of old man jokes. We hope he enjoyed this roasting as much as the rest of the internet did!
Coachella season showed up and took a steaming, glittery, bright multi-colored, rose petaled dump on our news feeds. It is a Basic Fest like none other; the peak of superficial absurdity, where influencers roam the festival grounds to hunt down the perfect place for a well-lighted pic that might garner them enough likes to clear a hearty paycheck, and/or envy from their "friends." Sit back and enjoy the circus getting roasted by these scathing, and hilariously accurate tweets.
This Baby Boomer just got roasted and avocado toasted by a bunch of pissed off Millennials. He gave Reddit's roasting community a lot to work with on this one. We doubt he gives a flying f*ck about any of the noise though. Dude's too buys obsessing over those model cars and how much the millennial generation messed everything up!
Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.
Take a look at some Funny Tweets here.
It hurts to be called a four letter word. But when a child is able to insult you, or someone can say something demeaning by just being accurate, that burns. That burns like a thousand hot suns. For spicy comebacks that are a little more rude but also very witty, check these out.
Fox 8 News of Cleveland shared this mugshot to their Facebook page, and the comments section had a field day with the roasts. The guy's abnormally large head was teased in all the ways. This isn't the first time we've seen a comments section get fired up over a wacky mugshot. You might know what we're referencing...yes, Neck Guy. See here for that spicy series of roasts.
The Great Roastening is upon us. These are far meaner than words. Dang. This artist didn't pull any punches in the crafting of these drawing roasts. If this list got you in the mood for more roasts hop on over to this collection of extra ruthless roasts that claimed people's souls.
These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.
It is somewhat of an ongoing goal to lob Wendy's softballs on Twitter, for them to hit absolute home runs off of. Most of these are centered in some way on McDonald's, and how their ice cream machines are busted. Wendy's has yet to let us down. But then again, they are the Roast Master of Twitter. See here for a collection of their roasts, if you need confirmation.
The ol' "say no more fam" haircut meme is a favorite of ours, especially when it strays into the territory of fail. Some of these are absolute doozies. Who would walk around like this? We're grateful they did. While this format is pretty funny, you wouldn't believe how the funniness can be smothered right out by a "fellow kids" style attempt by McDonalds.
