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Petty revenges bring people a terribly large amount of satisfaction. It just feels too right giving in to that burning impulse to go out of your way to get back at the person who did you wrong. These particular cases of petty revenge are the living, breathing, definition of petty. Buckle up. 

This scammer decided they'd try and play "soldier" to get in the good graces of a person they matched with on Grindr. I'd be genuinely impressed if someone actually fell for this. 

You know, bone apple tea, when the food's amazing and it's french or something. We love nothing more than when people's well-intentioned attempts to advertise and spell something correctly comes up short. It's the effort that counts, and these are nothing short of beautiful efforts. 

This guy ended up finding himself in the middle of quite the painful feels trip when him and his date watched a movie that brought back a memory of watching it with his ex! Yikes. Sounds like someone needs a bit more time to heal before he gets back out there. 

This bridesmaid asked the morally righteous people of Reddit's "AITA" subreddit if she was in the wrong for dropping out of a wedding party, after realizing that the bride was hosting a lingerie pyramid scheme. To make matters even more uncomfortable it turns out the bride used part of her honeymoon fund to buy into the MLM. 

This just shot right to the top for our new favorite subreddit. A place dedicated to paying homage to the divorced birds out there. The captions are really what seal the deal with these comedy gems. Will probably never look at birds the same after seeing these. 

People are sharing the laziest things they've ever done in the pursuit of exerting the least amount of effort possible. It is amazing the lengths to which we'll go to not try too hard. 

Sometimes the world just makes us feel bad as we cringe extra hard. There's something sad and hard to look at about these particular cringe nuggets. You almost feel bad for some of these lost and misguided souls. Almost. 

This manicurist found themselves face to face with quite the delusional choosing beggar. The customer couldn't fathom the fact that the manicurist had that crazy thing called a "social life" outside of her profession. Fortunately, the manicurist was ready to shut down the entitled ignorance with swift savagery. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the various pickup lines that they tried out that actually worked for them. Whether you want to try these out in real life, or on Tinder, for all you know they actually might end up working out for you! 

The real question in this painful moment a cheating girlfriend texts her now ex-boyfriend that she's out cheating on him, is whether or not she intended to let him know so that he'd dump her. Sounds like this relationship was all kinds of messed up. He's better off without her.

When this guy received a suspect call from what turned out to be a scammer, he decided to waste the fool's time. The scammer had insisted that there was a warrant out for his arrest. So, he decided to play into their game, but with his own hilarious, made up credentials.