ridiculous

The saying, "bullet dodged" can cover a lot of ground: an actual bullet, a person who is all kinds of life-ruining crazy, a terrible illness, etc. The fact is, these people enjoyed an incredible stroke of luck that kept them safe from hell's fury, itself. 

It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.

It's the season for giving, and if you're a millennial, Twitter's suggesting that could entail credit card bills. Leave it to the internet to hone in on all the spicy stereotypes making up a generation, to troll the ever living sh*t out of millennials that much harder. 

These creepy nice guys and their cringe know NO BOUNDS. 

These customers are in dire need of a reality check. The toxic entitlement, blatant rudeness is next-level. 

But what if Middle Earth's flat. Elves don't give a damn about the (potential) curvature of your Middle Earth. 

How do we get on the mailing list. These are absolute gems. 

This season, give the gift of stupid. You wouldn't believe how many businesses don't check their copy for ass-related hiccups. And for that we are grateful.