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A Plate of Puns to Fall Face First Into

Puns are a lot like a party guest with a guitar: usually not welcome, but excellent when deployed appropriately. We can't really tell if we love or hate puns, but there's certainly a time and place for them. If you're in need of more wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Funny puns and dumb wordplay dad joke memes | Why do dogs float water? Because they're good buoys. cute dog floating on its back in the water
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Hilarious Scottish Twitter Gems

Man, we love the Scottish Twitter. It's clearly the best Twitter. One can really get a taste for the Scottish culture through their tweets. It's particularly fun to read the tweets out loud. If you really commit to it, you might actually sound Scottish for a hot second. While, of course, you have no idea what you're saying. 

A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people | Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard Glasgow butterfly is just moth ga'un on night out".
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Neighbors Go Full Petty, Guy Tows In Pro Revenge

We love a good neighbor revenge story. People can turn real petty on their neighbors, and sometimes that pettiness is addressed with a calculated, borderline genius, pro revenge. In this case, the dude had had enough of his neighbors' rampant pettiness, and how they'd park in his spots. So, he towed in a whole lot of "redneck hardware" and parked it out front of their place, when the moment presented itself. Just imagining what those two weeks must've been like for those neighbors; oh boy. 

Get some more neighbor revenge goodness over here with this entitled neighbor who tasted his own medicine.

Neighbors go full petty on guy, so he proceeds to tow in his revenge. | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/SleepNowMyThrowaway 1y Yes understand 's public street; now, let's learn difference between legality and civility, ok? This happened summer 2016 my wife and moved into our new home on tree lined, brick street. Nice neighborhood but nothing fancy. Blue collar, working men and women.
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Former Flat-Earthers Moments Of Enlightenment

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the moments that former flat-earthers realized that the earth is indeed not flat. We love a good roundtable discussion involving newly enlightened flat-earthers. A strange bunch, but at least we get moments like this as a result. 

Former flat earthers describe the moments that they experienced that showed them the earth wasn't flat | TrungusMcTungus 3h have an acquaintance met Navy, who joined specifically so he could see earth flat while at sea. Every day he would chart ships location, speed, heading, etc few times day so he could make map their path. Ultimately he realized path ship taking would be impossible if earth flat, based on distance they were travelling vs their speed he finally got skeptical earth being flat,
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Choosing Beggar Wants Free Art, Artist Delivers Free Art, They Complain

Ah, yes, another sweet case of the choosing beggar waving their entitlement around, and in this case, getting their comeuppance. It's nice when someone involved in a negotiation with a choosing beggar tacks on the responsibility of serving the choosing beggar up a nice reality check. It seems like this particular reality check still might've soared right over their heads. Oh well. 

A choosing beggar wants free art, and the artist gives them what they asked for. | Hi l'm huge fan work very good need draw my OC because good artist and like arts lot don't have money but would mean lot draw my OC free if ignore this then mean artist and wont be fan anymore. oh no so won't be fan anymore if don't draw OC free??
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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

Vegans get called fake for feeding their cat meat. | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA calling ourselves vegan? So both vegan and have been years. Last year got beautiful cat who is grand baby neither our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came wasn't very good situation and she had horrible teeth rescued her s not come point where if she's painful she doesn't want eat kibble an
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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm

There's no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it's strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

A collection of cursed food items that are just hard to look at | round cake made from jello spaghetti o's with sausages stuck in the middle
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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we're looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

Guy gives himself food poisoning for the sake of winning an argument | r/tifu Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning win petty argument. Have ever done dumb thing out spite? Buckle up have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are low-guilt sauce converyor belt my mouth stocked up on pasta sauce and taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end story. So couple days ago my boyfriend, let's call him David, f
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Tumblr Thread: Grow-In-Water-Egg Cracks, Monster Pops Out

Wow, Tumblr does it again with a wild little thread that involves a strange toy egg cracking, and some kind of monster surfacing. Seriously, behold that awful creation. Kind of hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time. We love it. 

A toy egg cracks, and then a weird monster baby thing pops out | Grow Babies Play Vistns Ages 5. Criçinal Size Amusing! Funnyi eNovel about week ago found this goodwill, one those "grow water" toys but there's no pictures might be inside besides awful baby clipart, and am insanely curious about whats actually egg 15 hour adventure starting now
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Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

This fun Tumblr thread imagines what it'd look like if a person with ADHD could freeze time. Basically, it'd be a mess of chaos and jumping from one thing to the next, while forgetting about the whole time control thing in the process. 

A funny Tumblr thread about what it would look like if someone with ADHD could freeze time. | hey-look--squirrel Can have an ADHD character with ability freeze time because would be literally funniest and most epic thing like can imagine Need more time finish my assignment? Not worry time freeze oh no can't find my car keys and have be at work 2 minutes Time freeze*
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Shameless Liars That Got Outed For Their Lies

Man, oh man, these liars just keep coming out of the woodwork with their latest string of unbelievable nonsense. It's a wonder that they think someone else out there in the online world won't take the time to check them on their blatant work of fiction. Maybe they're just telling such ridiculously dumb lies to get more attention directed back toward them. Who knows? It certainly is satisfying seeing these liars get called out. 

A collection of times that liars got called out online for telling lies | My 13 year old daughter wants buy her brand new MacBook Pro high school next year. She said 's required, but can't afford one should do? 1985-present) Answered May 7 Ahhhh Kevin still posting questions but not answering any notice Folks save time, meet Kevin Mok he has following 16 year old daughter 13 year old son 3 year old with an iPad three kids (aged 4, 6, and 9 30 year old son 16 year old son wonder if they're twins
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Common Sayings That Annoy People

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about those common sayings that just grind people's gears. Many of us have that one thing that upon hearing it, just brings our blood to a boil. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to the sayings that annoy people the most | ReaverRogue 4h Every single piece office jargon ever. Hits include: Let's put pin Let swivel chair Nice e-meet email exclusive) Our core values are Let's touch base just ping on X There's no team 's on my radar Hit ground running Literally anyone uses this crap day day speech needs slap.
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Flat Soda Fiend Accidentally Snarfs Poison

The lesson here seems to be clear. If you live with someone who likes to drink your leftover soda, don't hide you aquarium testing chemicals in a leftover soda. Thankfully this person is fine, but wow, what a way to accidentally harm yourself. For another mistaken person who messed up, here's a dude who thought a date was a job interview.

Person accidentally drinks aquarium chemicals thinking it was flat soda | r/tifu Posted by u/atonalpotatoes 1 day ago 12 TIFU by drinking "flat soda" and accidentally probably poisoning myself. M First, some background. My partner always leaves little bit Coke Zero his can after drinking And this is totally gross, but love taste flat soda. So whenever clean up empty cans take last swig whatever is left over. Really disgusting get Nobody's perfect. This is my flaw. ANYWHO. This morning go do this
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Funny Social Media Fails From The World's Failures

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it's fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment's notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people's. 

A collection of the funniest fails from people online in May | SÆN-22 @freeze_no My great aunt's petty ass told my mom come outside birthday surprise and didn't even slow down
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Man, game or no game, Chris Hemsworth brought the fire with that playful roast. 

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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand How Lowballing Works

It's a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don't want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they've been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they're doing and getting mean about it, here's a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

Entitled lowballer doesn't get chairs, gets angry | But looking black chairs not color have so 's understandable offer less They aren't need. Just like defective product would be marked down do understand 3:40 PM see read but not replied. Last chance 80 all plus delivery take or leave can come rite now cash hand Seen by everyone Wow sold them read buy them wow
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