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Yes, you read that one right. Justin Bieber wants to throw hands with Tom Cruise, maybe we live in a strange enough time where that request isn't mission impossible. The odds that Justin Bieber would get his sun-bleached, wiry ass beat are sky high. Twitter users are tearing into Bieber with their finest onslaught of roasts to honor his ridiculous request. 

The government clearly just wanted to see adorable pictures of doggos in bags. The NYC subway riders and their dogs did NOT let the world down. 

There's something so wonderfully wholesome and pure about women finding out their clothing has pockets. All for it! 

Quite metaphorically this is the final nail in the coffin. Talk about an absolutely legendary revenge. This cheating boyfriend absolutely got his in the end. 

Ryan Creamer is the maddest lad out there! What an absolute legend. 

On Wednesday Nintendo released a new video with more details (check out those new Pokémon!) about Pokémon Sword and Shield which will be coming out on November 15 for the Nintendo Switch. We've put together some of the most entertaining reactions from Twitter and Tumblr to the news. 

So this kid's definitely going to go far in life. I don't know about you guys, but if I missed the bus to school as a kid, the LAST thing I'd be doing is writing a letter to mom about it. 

When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace. 

If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries. 

He made a grave mistake!

Are you ready to laugh until you cry? This funeral fail started out innocent enough, with a "you got this" and descended quickly into an absolute mess. 

When CNN reported on an insane high-rise swimming pool to be built on top of a skyscraper in London, Twitter users stepped forward to express some pressing questions and concerns. Can you blame them? Looks like that pool is a bit of a death trap. 

Nothing gets us going like a popular vegan influencer getting caught up in the middle of exploiting the very people claims to represent. And the downward spiral from there is nothing less than a fiery disaster. Yovana you done messed up real bad. 

This one's for all the folks out there cruising through their Saturday, with phone in hand, and just trying to get lost in what the Internet can churn up. This has all the makings of a terribly entertaining tweet dump.