ridiculous

We laughed way too hard at these. 

These poor souls didn't know that Instagram's new questions feature is NOT anonymous. Oh, the things some of us say when we think our names aren't attached to it. 

You can't make this sh*t up. This immaculate, far-fetched Twitter thread will forever be the gift that keeps on giving. We're glad they were able to track down the culprit by the tale's end. 

Best to avoid folks with these warning signs at all costs...

Kevin Hart's always game to roll with the punches, just as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson never fails to gift us with hilarious banter between himself and fans. 

Never know what kind of conversational gems you'll catch if you actually listen.