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Thanks to WikiHow and it's incredibly specific images, it's easy to find out how to do simple things like change a tire or make pancakes. These creative re-captionings took the source material and put it in a completely different light, to some wondrous results. For more silly re-captions, here are some antiques roadshow re-captions that are logically sound. And for some basically dumb but somehow clever jokes, here are some witty and stupid jokes that are technically correct.

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the weirdest and most outrageous stuff that escape room employees have seen. As it turns out, many of us are apt to do completely absurd, and entirely incorrect things when trying to escape a room. Shoutout to that one person who dug through tons of sand to dig out a wire, and then tried chewing through it. How could someone think that that was the move? Unreal. 

Man, these people handled an otherwise nitty gritty situation with a testy roommate in such a way that the pro revenge was swift and successful. And on top of that we get a nice dose of supreme pettiness. 

Tumblr is the gift that just keeps on giving. It's a place that celebrates all of our strangest thoughts, fandoms, obsessions, observations, etc. You haven't really lived yet until you've fallen with a reckless abandon down a Tumblr rabbit hole or two. For instance, this Tumblr thread about how dwarves have hyper intelligent beards. That's a good starting place. 

This guy might be looking to meet someone special, but he is clearly already in touch with his inner dad. The dad joke is strong in this post, indeed. Check out some more witty and stupid jokes that are technically correct over here.

Twitter user @AlexArrelia put together an extensive list that features the various men from middle earth as bad exes that "ruined your life." Did she do the dudes from Lord of the Ring justice, or is this just pure blasphemy? You be the judge. 

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the totally random things that folks recall from childhood. Some of these might hit close to home. It's funny how unexplainable memories stick with us as we grow older and continue on walking through life. 

Man, this choosing beggar came out waving the red flag from the start. You can just gather a sense that things aren't going to roll in a smooth and respectable manner, from that "introduction." And naturally, as choosing beggars do, this one couldn't handle the rejection. As is the case with all these choosing beggars, when confronted with the inevitable reality that their terms are grossly unrealistic, they just can't deal with it. 

Check out more choosing beggars drama with these entitled folks and their unyielding demands.

Fully grasping any language is no easy matter. It's tough. And the English language is filled to the brim with difficulties it doesn't get enough credit for. Especially those strange spellings that just don't match up with how we envision the word being spelled, due to how it sounds. These attempts at the English language just crashed and burned in a pit of fail. 

Human beings are capable of incredible things, but one of our more interesting features is our ability to ignore reality and push forward with incredible facepalm moments of incompetence. There are enough dumb moments out there to fill your day with stupid. The dumbness never stops.

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Oh man, "Chad the Alpha" is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she'll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad.