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If you've never experienced the music streaming service of Spotify, this one might not be for you. However, if you have, you've potentially encountered the multi-devices feature, within the app. You can play songs off that good 'ol Spotify, from your phone, miles, states, countries (not sure on that last one), away. In this case, we have a devious brother trolling his sister into hysterics. And it is nothing short of A+ sibling rivalry. 

These people aren't doing it right, by any means at all, and we're all for it. Fails are a universal condition, and it's our responsibility at Fail Blog, to implore you, to bond in the collective struggle that is being a human being in a world of chaos. 

Here's some classic childish behavior. We still don't know what goes through these people's minds that makes them think that they can act like this. It's funny that the moment someone can't have something they want for free, it's "garbage anyway." All of this hate for some free makeup, too.

Breaking the rules at Barnes & Noble?! Control yourself, my dude. 

One woman's inconvenience is another troll's hilarious afternoon project. Little did Jon know, Lynn was long gone and out of his life forever. But that didn't mean no joy could be squeezed out of Jon's effort. Anyone who's willing to shave half their leg for a goof is good in our book. Wrong numbers are one of the finest common errors of our modern era.

These tweets are brimming with positivity, and blissful optimism, and maybe hilarious relatable on what you might find yourself thinking about, what your dog is thinking about. It's fun and easy to wonder what's going through their furry heads. Is it nothing, or deep and wildly ponderous thoughts? Who knows, but these sure pack some welcomed entertainment value! 

This mortified high school student learned a swift and humbling lesson, in iPad insult-sharing. In his case, what he thought was a particularly inspired, vulgar nickname for only his buddy, ended up being showcased to around 100, mystified, and what I imagine, entertained, parents. I mean, come on. If you're just a bored Dad muddling through parent's night, at your kid's school, isn't this kind of a nice and humorous surprise? I think so. But, I ain't a Dad, nor am I a teacher.

What's frustrating about people who think they're smart is that they never learn anything. Having an ego isn't illegal, but when you start trying to bully people online, say really obvious shit, and ruin everyone's time, then you've become a burden. Here's to hoping these folks can see the bigger picture.

Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco. 

In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing. 

It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and  therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.