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Tim sounds like one mean hard living, dried out old cowboy. And you just know all that "telling it how it is" meant Tim was someone you would not want to rub the wrong way. 

Stay safe out Tinderers. You never know who could be lurking behind that next right swipe. It could be an irreverent word-vomiting monster with the punny maturity of a bored child. These particular Tinder moments did not fail to deliver on the laughs. If you're looking for more Tinder gems, check out this list of funny, sad, and just dumb moments from the app. 

Just a quick reminder that you're great, and the english language actually supports that theory! 

If you're going to call someone out for advocating sun protection on hot days, you'd better be ready for a proper roasting in the comments section. 

The human body is packing some mind blowing stupid stuff that almost seem like they're designed to put us at risk. 

Life isn't without its tense failures and laughable blunders. It's a miracle that most of us can get through the day without something colossally stupid going on. Anyway, here are mistakes, failures and unforeseen foibles that derailed people's days. For more stuff like this, here's some more moments of misfortune and failure.

If you've ever found yourself "accidentally" doing something illegal, it's easy to get paranoid and imagine there could be an authority figure behind any tree, corner, or about to pop out of a storm drain. Now imagine you're fishing illegally and you find yourself reeling in a fish and game warden, like a goddamn cartoon. On the other side of the spectrum, here are stories of 17 police officers encounters with criminal masterminds.

Get your Sunday roast fixins while they're hot. These people submitted themselves to Reddit's RoastMe community, and proceeded to get absolutely rekt. No doubt about it. If you're in the mood for more roasts, check out 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets here.

This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!

Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.

These will strike some kind of chord for anyone muddling through the emotional rollercoaster of a marriage!

Look out! Disciplinary action is imminent! This collection of angry notices was served up by some very likely enraged managers that were sick and tired of their employees' BS. That or they just had a rough day and needed some place to redirect their case of rage. 

Times heals all awkward wounds if you're lucky. These are awkward things that managed to transcend their awkwardness with the helpful hand of passing time.