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There's no denying the fact that "The Lighthouse" was one whole trip of a cinematic experience. In particular, this segment where Robert Pattinson just goes off about some stench brewing in the lighthouse is pure comedy gold. 

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Costco Parking Lot Drama Results In Petty Revenge

Parking lots can effortlessly bring out the very worst in people. Everyone can get so caught up in what's going on in their day, perhaps in a big old rush, that they end up momentarily sacrificing common social ettiquette. Maybe you've already experienced an unfortunate parking lot drama or two in your time. Kudos goes to this person for the way that they ended up handling their own parking lot fiasco. 

A Costco parking lot standoff ends up resulting in a glorious act of petty revenge.
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Choosing Beggar Asks For Computer Help, Assumes Stranger Will Pay For It

At first, you might be thrown off, cause it almost seems like they're not about to be an entitled, choosing beggar. In short time though, things escalate, and suddenly we have a choosing beggar showing their true face. They basically assumed that the very stranger helping them with computer tips, would also pay for the parts they recommended for purchase. Nope, that's not how it works. 

A choosing beggar assumes helpful stranger will pay for new computer.
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Boyfriend's Morning Routine Wakes Up Girlfriend, Girlfriend Sleeps In Guest Room, Boyfriend Complains

It sounds like this dude is far out there when it comes to the regimen he's adopted to be successful. Like, my dude, you probably don't need to get up at 3AM to seize the day. But if you insist on doing something like that, you should probably plan for your partner who you share a room with to be a little bit perturbed. It seems like these two need to have a clarifying conversation where they're able to work out some way to meet in the middle. 

Boyfriend's early morning routine disrupts his girlfriend's sleep schedule, she sleeps in guest room, he complains.
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How Aliens Would Reconstruct Hilariously Misleading Animals Skulls

We're no bone-ologists, but we fully admit that skeletons can be misleading. Maybe its that seeing only the pointy bits of an animal seriously drops its capacity for cuddlyness. If anything, these exercises in guessing are a stark reminder that every few years we get told a new way we've been wrong about dinosaurs, and it hurts every time. For a completely empirical discussion of the sciences, here's Tumblr's list of sciences judged on lickability.

funny memes about animals and how aliens would reconstruct them based on their skulls and skeletons
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Boss Tries To Take Priority Over Army, Doesn't Succeed

There are many kinds of incompetent managers out there. There's one memorable kind who's totally convinced that work takes precedence over every other function of life, like this boss who threatened to fire an employee over jury duty. Maybe it's because they think they're the king of their own little world? Time and time again, once another form of authority comes knocking, they crumple into a heap.

angry boss tries to pick fight with U.S. army and doesn't succeed
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Entitled People and Their Ridiculous Audacity

While most people have a decent sense of decorum, we're always not far away from entitled people and their ceaseless demands. Once someone decides they want your stereo for free, or that they were justified in not tipping, there's no line of logic that will ever convince them that they just might be in the wrong. It's an amazing thing to watch, the incredible demands of entitled people.

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Guy Panics, Fakes British Accent, Follows Him Around For 12 Years

Kids can be very mean. So, it's understandable that this dude went into survival mode and faked an accent just to try to steer clear of being bullied. With that being said, it's especially hilarious that he had to maintain the fake British accent for so dang long. I say, just keep it going, man. Really double down on refining that accent so that it's completely unrecognizable from the real thing. 

Guy decides to fake a British accent for 12 years due to a moment during childhood.
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Dad Crafts Invincible Mailbox Amidst Road Grader's Antics

This isn't the first time that we've encountered a glorious tale about a character using a mailbox to enact a truly brutal revenge on someone else, and we highly doubt it'll be the last time. In this case, it sounds like dad hit his breaking point when it came to his mailbox being abused by an inconsiderate road grader. For some more mailbox drama check out this story about a scoundrel who ran down a family's mailbox, and then how the family created an invincible mailbox in response

Dad decides to craft an invincible mailbox amidst a road grader's inconsiderate antics.
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Punny Dad Jokes That Outpunned Themselves

Nothing gets us going like some good old fashioned dad jokes. It's like, on the one hand, you absolutely don't want to laugh at them. But, on the other hand, you can't help but appreciate the shamelessly cheesy levels of humor. 

A collection of humorous dad jokes that just nailed it.
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Weirdest Dates Men Have Ever Been On

Dating can be a risky business. Especially in this day and age. You might end up sitting across the table from someone who in no way shape or form lines up with the persona they meticulously created for their online dating profile. Seriously, these datings apps nowadays end up instigating all kinds of chaos. And of course, can't forget about the cheesy pickup lines. Oh boy, those are just running amok in the land of Tinder. Anyways, this fun thread has men describing their absolute weirdest dates. Hopefully, their stories make you feel a bit better about your own cringe-packed dates. 

Men describe the most bizarre dates that they've ever been on.
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Even technology is prone to moments of failure. In this case, sit back and watch a meteorologist try to make the best out of being cloned during a live broadcast. Guess you've just got to roll with it sometimes. 

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What is going on with management at that hotel? Do they just not care anymore, or what? Maybe it was someone's last day, and they couldn't be bothered to do their one job correctly. No matter the cause, the resulting setup for this guy who just wanted a nice view is a glorious fail. 

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Man Gets Unrightfully Fired By Almost Mother-In-Law, Nuclear Revenge Ensues

Honestly, the most satisfying revenge stories involve the shady villain characters that could've avoided their ultimate destruction if they'd but simply played nice. It sounds like this guy has a kind enough heart, and really didn't want to escalate things as he did, but he was given no other choice. So, the revenge that ensued was swift and critically effective. 

Man's almost mother in law unrightfully fires him, so he takes a nuclear revenge.
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Entitled Mom Has Temper Tantrum Over Doll

This world's clearly never going to run out of entitled people and their endless series of wildly irrational demands. In this case, we have a terribly entitled mother stage a temper tantrum after being rightfully rejected a doll that she wanted for her daughter. The thing about the doll is that it never would've been appropriate to have given away. Clearly though, the mom just wasn't able to peer through the thick veil of her own ignorance. 

An entitled mom has a full on temper tantrum after being rejected a doll.
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Customer "Forgets" Where They Parked Car, Sweet Justice Ensues

It sounds like there was a whole lot more going on in this lady's life. It was confirmed in the comments section that the hospital parking lot she ended up parking the rental car at was pretty dang far away from where she was supposed to return the rental car. Seems like she could've just parked close to where she lived, and then when that turned out to be a faulty move, she tried to play dumb. The thing about playing dumb in her case was it only made the fees worse. 

An irate customer forgets where she parked a rental car, and then sweet justice ensues.
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