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Relationships take work, but it's nearly impossible to stamp out every bad habit someone has. Living with someone who leaves lights on, never replaces toilet paper and opens a new bag of cereal even though there's already one open can seriously weigh on the psyche. For some spousal drama, here's a picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals and a constantly late wife who's only on time when lied to.

Most people have a sense of decorum, but there's always some entitled person out there who's going to make a totally unreasonable demand and then act baffled and hostile when they don't get their free ice cream or car. It can be anyone and anything. A neighbor who wants a lawnmower, an ex who wants a Netflix password; anything. Nothing gets past these entitled people with laughable boldness.

Poor mom was just trying to keep the peace amidst her kid having a bit of a breakdown over a toy penguin. Regardless of whether or not the penguin that mom swapped out was actually identical to the other one, it managed to gain disapproval from her husband. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community seem to be in agreement that mom wasn't in the wrong. 

On one hand, it's baffling that some really dumb medical patients refuse to pay close enough attention to understand how their own body works, especially in a life-threatening situation. On the other hand, since doctors exist, it makes some sense that regular people shouldn't be expected to automatically know everything about medicine. On the third hand, the reality that a grown adult might think their lost arm will grow back is as startling as it is disappointing. Wait, that's three hands. Well, case in point.

The parking lot can bring out the very worst in someone. People can get all kinds of nasty, territorial, and straight up entitled over a parking space. In this case, we have an angry Karen who went out of her way to hassle an employee who was just trying to start up their work day, over a parking space that was rightfully their space to begin with. With that being said, picturing the look of pure and unadulterated rage on Karen's face when the manager closed the door when she was in the middle of her temper tantrum is enough to make one's heart glow with satisfaction. 

We can always bank on the brilliant, wandering minds of Tumblr to lead us down rabbit holes where various aspects of universes like that of the Star Trek universe, are obsessively overanalyzed. Basically, this Tumblr thread pays mind to the fact that humans are regularly equipped with technology that's light years beyond their understanding, and such a situation paves the way for complete chaos throughout space. It's really a fun way to shift your perspective on how other civilizations throughout space actually view humans in the Star Trek universe. Check out some more funny Tumblr gems unleashed from the depths over here. 

The Cowboy museum might've made the best decision they've ever made in the realm of making decisions when they put Tim in charge of their Twitter account. Tim dishes out unintentionally hilarious, wholesome gems left and right. Way to go, Tim. 

I mean, it's genuinely hard to process the fact that we do indeed share a planet with hopelessly lost souls like the one in this story. The dude literally thought he was making his hefty purchases on a credit card, when in fact it was a credit card. Like, how do you end up in that kind of self-created debacle? The recklessness of blind ignorance is a mystifying thing to behold. 

Here's a combination of totally crap life hacks, immoral life pro tips, impossible advice that isn't based on objective facts and a few plain bad ideas. So they're pretty funny. When we're looking for a leg up, it's always a bad idea to check out some dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. They're generally bad tips that aren't worth it, but it's something.

Humble brags are the bane of our collective existence. Nothing quite grinds one's gears like having to bear witness to someone proclaiming from their high horse that they have committed an act of profound, soul-stirring beauty. It's like, we get it...you're a good person. Sometimes, the best way to spread that charitable kindness is to do so from a place of humbleness. 

Tumblr is a place of mixed opinion, but like everywhere else on the internet it's full of people's half-formed thoughts that plop out of their heads and out into the world. So naturally, Tumblr has its random, funny and stupendous gems. It could be a dissertation on The Incredibles or just a terrible observation about turtles. Anything goes.

Is there a word for "observation that seems poignant in the moment and then sort of gets instantly muddled into the background noise of your head, only to pop up at the most inappropriate moment?" If not, that's kind of what tweets are. That's not a bad thing, they're fun. Balls of wit make up some of the great funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later.

People that steal other people's food are pretty much the worst. Especially when you consider the scenario where you have one human being just trying to muddle through their day's tasks and eat a meal they brought for themselves while they're at it, only to realize that said meal's been shadily confiscated by an inconsiderate coworker who decided they'd steal it. You've got to love the way that HR handled the debacle as well. They didn't need to leave that message as a note on the fridge for everyone to see, but they did anyways. 

Just a little bit of trouble in paradise. This lad sounds as if he hit his breaking point amidst his girlfriend embracing her witchcraft. Basically, the dude is apparently carrying around a whole lot of bad energy, she addresses it, and he's totally not down with it. The thing is that his girlfriend expected the support. Was he in the wrong or not, for not offering that up? You be the judge.