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No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out. 

At least they're being honest. That being said, the reasoning that goes into any dude's choice to have an anime girl as his profile picture online, is surprisingly strategic, or wholesome, or something else entirely.

This one's for all the parents out there just trying to get by. And by the looks of these brutally accurate, apparently relatable tweets and memes, that is NO easy task! It's one filled with struggles and tantrums and humility gained through defeat. 

And to make this even more of a fail this soccer player shared a picture of a woman's skinned knees. Not even his own! My dude, you done messed up real good. 

Stupidity and ignorance run amok online. Fortunately, we have people who task themselves with calling out the blatant lies, and unfounded incendiary statuses/comments. I do wonder if we'll ever find a time, when people actually up and quit their bs, online. But I'm doubtful, at BEST. It's just too easy for people to weave a tale anchored in imaginative fiction, online, when they can hide the truth in their eyes, behind a computer screen they post from. 

On any given day, people are out there trying.Some goals are more noble than others. Some people just want to do their job, be creative, or make a helpful sign. Some peoples goals are more nefarious. Some people try to lie and cheat the system. No matter the intent, failure does not discriminate.

Sometimes you realize the gig ain't for you way too far down the road! These people dove headlong into jobs they thought were meant for them, only to learn that their bodies or brains just weren't on the same page. The results are their own kind of Fails, but it sounds like most of these folks are better off! 

This story is EVERYTHING. Gotta love Sir Patrick Stewart's ability to laugh with everyone at his humbling experience with a doctor and his wife, when it came to whether or not he was circumcised. 

Have some EXTRA SPICY cringe for your day! 

These people need to move out like nobody's business. There comes a time in many roommate relationships, where you hit a crossroads. Catching your roommate creeping on you if that's NOT what you're about, would seem like the time to hop back on Craigslist to check for new housing options. 

These are like our typical funny, overheards lists on steroids! It's gotta be the best feeling, as a multilingual, to pick up on someone's potentially rude conversation concerning you, that you were NOT meant to understand. From there, you have the victorious opportunity to call that sly, unknowing person out for showing their cards without even realizing it!

James Fridman and his photoshop trolling skills are a GIFT to the internet. People subject themselves to the whims of his trolling genius, and the dude always seems to deliver with hilarious, clever results. 

A little bit of friendly advice for the groom-to-be: don't walk away from this one, RUN. Run your ass off into the sunset, and don't look back. The red flag (that is her) is visible and whipping in the tumultuous winds of her craziness.