Twitter user @mo87mo87 started a thread about work email fails, and people were quick to offer their excruciating experiences. Many of us have lived to regret sending off an email or text without taking the extra minute to make sure it's without typos. Nothing compares to that moment of profound panic right when you hit "send" and realize what you've done.
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Tinderers either pull it off with the shameless and cheesy pickup lines, or get ghosted like it's a profession. At the very least, the wild world of Tinder makes for a very entertaining selection of people wiping out with poorly chosen words, or actually looking like smooth silver tongues.
A very special and unexpected "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart was brought into this world by a text-generator. Don't lie. If you saw an "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart, you might just feel possessed by the burning urge to buy it for the special someone in your life. Or maybe for yourself. We should clearly consider letting text-generators scrawl more random jargon on candy hearts for a day like Valentine's Day.
This "CEO" was found out pretty much from the get-go. Who signs their texts with "CEO" at the end of it, anyways? That was a bright enough red flag to bring the whole scamming attempt crashing down. From there, the trolling was smooth and well executed. Love the moment at the end when the scammer realizes they've been played for the fool all along.
The intentions that went into preparing this post-one-night-stand breakfast were the purest of heart. A breakfast, what's the harm in that? Apparently a whole lot. Yes, especially when almond milk is invited to the bleary-eyed party. This poor guy found himself entering anaphylactic shock after unknowingly drinking down some almond milk. Who knows how this will shake out? Apparently there's no communication right now, but maybe there's some romance yet left to salvage.
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Some days bring more struggles than others. For instance, this cop who likely had no idea his day would throw him the curveball of getting stuck on a fence amidst a thrilling chase.
Every artist has their own idea of what people will like. Whether or not these people were successful in their day, it's clear that their album art has not aged well with the passage of time. Some of these unfortunate covers look like mugshots. Here are more creepy and weird album covers of the past.
This pizza delivery employee couldn't seem to catch a break. The poor guy just stumbled from one fail into the next. Fortunately, it sounds like everything ends up working out for him with his especially unlucky customer. Probably best that the two dudes go their own separate ways.
@NASA decided to chime in amidst the viral video movement of a broom seemingly standing up by itself, due to "a unique gravitational pull." Yeah, that was a bunch of misled BS. Turns out you can pull this party trick off any day of the year. Thanks for the lesson, NASA.
Twitter user @Orlibeth discovered that HGTV had an episode with a throuple on it, and proceeded to let the rest of the Twitter world know. Sleep was out of the question after learning that HGTV had decided to experiment with a progressive spin, a "throuple." People definitely had some thoughts about the development for the world of "House Hunters."
Some folks have a problem when it comes to asking for free stuff. Be it scammy influencers, horrible Karens, dudes who want to bully you into selling a truck for 50 bucks or people who want you to work for free, there are absurd demands being flung every which way. It seems like the world just has to forever deal with entitled folks.
@MarinaMarraco shared a video that has since gone viral, of a man frustratedly punch the reclining seat of a passenger in front of him. People on Twitter would seem to be split over who is in the wrong: the reclining seat passenger or the dude punching the seat. It's definitely a ridiculous situation all around.
