ridiculous

Time passes, and we still refuse to learn the painful lesson that gravity has a damn uncanny knack for coming out victorious. 

Nobody needs to know that you just learned that thing we all somehow know without ever being told....just keep quiet. 

Nothing like an aggressively egotistical boss who's high off their own delusions to really get your blood boiling. Hopefully none of these hit too close to home. Share your stories in the comments sections!

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

Did he think the guy was just going to 3D print his son's costume free of charge? The delusions are strong with this one. We just hope his business isn't ruined forever. 

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're just trying to send a text. Sometimes you're just trying to write a newspaper headline without messing up horribly. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good point online. Every day, these attempts are met with stark reality and the icy slap of failure.

Hard to keep up with kids these days and their overwhelmingly ridiculous vernacular. Sh*t is wack.