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Twitter users are sharing the best of their unknown conspiracy theories. The world is filled to the brim with mysteries. Question everything! 

This bar owner sounds like they were an absolute nightmare to be around. Not only were they walking around with a complete disregard for how one is supposed to legally run a bar, but they eventually fired an employee over a whole load of BS. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and ended up getting the bar shut down, due to all the BS that was occurring. 

The replies to this Twitter thread about the most horrendous excuses people have ever heard for why someone cheated on their partner, are....astonishing. Words fall short for the lack of morals in these moments of shitty infidelity. Cheaters are just the worst. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like full-fledged fools, and inspiring us to bring our palms to our faces. The world's always going to have those clueless people who are so lost and confused, they can't even figure out why the rest of us are facepalming. 

Some things are really better left unsaid. In this case, a seemingly fun and educational Tumblr thread on farm animals takes a dark turn when someone brings up how pigs are omnivores. And specifically, how pigs have no problem feasting on humans. 

This guy shared a gnarly story of an experience that nobody wants to find themselves living down. Sounds like he was giving a co-worker a hard time, and it turned out said co-worker was busy muddling through a divorce. Just goes to serve as a cautionary tale that you never know what someone's going through. Gotta be careful out there! 

Women are sharing the various red flags that they encounter on dating apps from all the dudes. Some guys could really benefit from not saying things like they are "fluent in sarcasm" on their profiles. Might actually give yourself a chance to not get rejected before getting to exchange words, by reading up on the don'ts of dating apps. 

Twitter users are sharing those things that just really shouldn't exist in this universe. The world might be a better place without things like alarm clocks and fake man buns. 

If there's one thing we're sure of, it's that mom groups have an uncanny knack for hatching up all kinds of ridiculous statuses on social media. The essential oils are truly flowing through these posts. We're not doctors, but we are fairly certain that cinnamon rolls are okay to eat while pregnant. Just a hunch. 

Anyone who's been to a horrible stand-up show can attest that it's something like cruel and unusual punishment. Granted his audience wasn't in a situation that would be too conducive for laughter, this guy got one of the worst reviews an amateur comic can receive. For an amazing navy story, here's a lazy naval officer who displayed an act of pure genius.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times that gravity ended up being a big jerk to them. You can fight it all you want, but gravity always wins. 

This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back.