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The internet's overstocked on people ready to spew their latest round of BS. We just ran a bit on an axe-throwing/beer-serving business owner putting a lying reviewer in his place. And man, is it so sweet and satisfying to see people put on blast while they're in the middle of weaving their web of lies. 

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most idiotic arguments they've found themselves caught up in with someone. It takes two to tango, and sometimes we just find ourselves firmly in antagonistic moods. Hopefully none of these infuriating arguments ring any bells. 

Oh Tinder, you ridiculous place, you. We've rounded up some of the sleaziest, most immature, and all around shameless pickup lines to surface from the hopeless romantics on r/Tinder. Tinder would seem to be the place for people to bust out the worst of their pickup lines that they'd probably never use in real life. Part of us wants to commend the bullish commitment, but at the same time, some of them are just hard to look at. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the chilling moments they were likely living with total psychos. Really sucks to realize that roommate is off their rocker, and living with you. 

This dad asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for asking his daughter to lie to her grandparents about her black boyfriend. Many folks seem to think that he's in fact a huge ass, and definitely overstepped with that kind of request. 

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

Whether it's just not understanding what proper sources are, poor reading comprehension, or just not wanting to get the joke, some folks out there have a really hard time understanding what satire is. At first, reading these are kinda funny, then after a while it gets sorta sad to see it all.

It is obsessively detailed Tumblr threads like this that make us love Tumblr all the more. All Disney movies deserve this kind of meticulous scrutiny. 

Sometimes what we think of as common knowledge isn't actually as common as we thought. Well, also people can be pretty dumb. In fact, there might be one or two of these that make you go "holy crap I'm a moron." If you still think Alaska is an island there's probably no hope for you but, what the hell, live and learn.

Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords. 

When Google translate fails, we get these kinds of masterpieces. 

After people noticed that this travel influencer's photos had the same clouds in each picture, they connected the dots and called her out for the photo editing. Nothing is real in the land of influencers.