ridiculous

At the very least these texts should give you great ideas for what to send next time you get a wrong number text. 

These people tried their very bestest, and it wasn't quite good enough. Nothing melts our icy hearts like the hilarity of someone clearly failing at translation; it usually results in some seriously ridiculous sentences. 

Mom's rage builds quickly, and we can't say we blame her. She probably thought she was going legit crazy and having some kind of "flashback" for a hot second, during this conversation. 

This guy went ahead and contacted a woman who used to offer "rolfing" therapy for free at a farmer's market; and out of nowhere their conversation nosedives toward potentially illegal practices. Seriously, as if this conversation could get any more uncomfortable and bizarre...

These people really let themselves go for these wildly imaginative, hilarious reviews! 

This one goes from 0 to 100 real quick. 

This magical little tale will have you laughing hysterically by the end. 

The emotional rollercoaster we never asked for, but damn well need. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.