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This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that escapes reason, logic, etc, and that's why we love it. We've got plenty of ominous news headlines and intellectually engaging material at our fingertips. Sometimes, we just need to pump the mental brakes and wander down a ridiculous rabbit's hole. Like this right here: people imagining what they'd do if they suddenly turned into ducks. Might go to Subway to get that bread, or start a duel with a nearby goose. Who knows. 

Little did the world know that all we need to motivate ourselves to get out there and seize the day, is an inspirational chompin' T Rex. I'm all for the extremely wholesome chompin' action. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to share their biggest surprises with their spouses, after getting married. From innocent and quirky little things like leaving the lids unscrewed on jars, to some psycho level compulsive lying. It's really hard to know someone completely, until you've thrown in with them and spent more time together. 

We're back at it again with a fresh round of razor-sharp insults that left their targets utterly destroyed. Some people ask for the roasts, while others just desperately need to learn to keep a lid on it in the first place. That all being said, we'll always appreciate a clever insult that just got someone good. 

In case you missed it, the "Ok Boomer" meme has been sweeping the various social media outlets like none other. Millennials are clashing with Baby Boomers, and using the memes at their disposal to drive their point home. Many would likely suggest it's all just fun and games. It looks like the younger generations are back at it again with the Baby Boomer banter. This time they're dishing out various bits of ridiculous advice. 

Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated "Impossible Burger" because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals. 

This customer decided to intervene on an entitled woman's irritating quest to lock down a sticker (for a free coffee journal) by ultimately doubling back and taking the sticker she'd originally turned down. The only way she could've rubbed it in the entitled customer's face more would've been to eat the sticker in front of her. Sheesh. 

This guy's ex lied about him cheating on her for being the reason that they broke up. So, he decided to take matters into his own hands and outed her for the real reason they broke up. Which was that she's gay. NOT because he cheated on her or anything. 

While most people have a shred of humility, the world is still crawling with entitled morons who think the world is made for them. There are horrible customers, awful job offers, and entitled individuals of all strips who try to take advantage of people. Asking for help when you need it is fine, but some entitled individuals go above and beyond reason.

Some people really just want to watch the world burn. Twitter user @PabloRochat, is going viral after he made life-size stickers of AirPod pros, and proceeded to plan them around the city. Sounds like he had many unprepared pedestrians fooled. We just want the video footage that documents the emotional fallout when people realized they were just trying to pick up stickers. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those times they witnessed the real world give a spoiled rich kid a brutal reality check. It can be hard for some folks to learn that the world isn't there to answer their every wish. Daddy's money can't buy everything. 

Incompetent power-tripping managers can get themselves into some really stupid situations, like this boss who demanded a special contractor be on call 24/7 and ended up with a $10K invoice. In lucky situations, incompetent managers get called on their BS and have to actually deal with the ramifications of their actions, rather than pushing the burden onto their employees.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clueless liars getting called out for trying to spread their mindless BS into the online world. Ever since the internet's been around, it seems like we've had a hearty supply of people ready to try and weave their web of lies. It's like they've sold themselves on their lies at this point, and the lines between what's true and false are blurred beyond recognition for them.