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Absolute Units of Gargantuan Girth and Powerful Presence

No one can deny the far-reaching presence of the absolute unit. The biggest, baddest boys in town are those absolute units brimming with authority. Those big girthy boys full of meat and moxie. It's enough to make you run and hide, or bend the knee and respect the power of the absolute unit. It's like one of those real life boss fights.

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Wild Junk People Tried Selling on the Webs

We live in a world defined by stuff. There's just so much of it all, and sometimes we have so much that we don't know where it should go. We ascribe value to that stuff, whether it be in sentimental, monetary, or in joke form. People end up trying to sell that weird stuff online. Does anyone really want a repurposed couch bicycle or "rare" Dorito? No. Nevertheless, people keep trying to sell their weird and ridiculous junk.

strange and funny for sale listings on Facebook and craigslist
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Irreverent, Sloppy, And Downright Shameless Tinder Moments

Tinder has well established itself at this point as being a realm of absolutely absurd pickup lines, and rare, very rare actual connections between hopeless romantics looking for love on an app that otherwise is a magnet for tomfoolery. If anything, you might end up walking away from this list with every intention to start working some of these pickup lines into your rotation of conversation starters. 

A collection of cheesy and downright irreverent moments from the Tinder world.
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Hilariously Dumb and Bad Life Pro Tips to Avoid

Not all advice is created equal, especially in the case of these dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Whether it's extremely unethical, wildly dangerous or physically impossible, not doing most of these is a great idea. It's good to keep your ears open for tips, but dubious pro tips of questionable origin aren't exactly gonna do you many favors.

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Best Jobs For Lazy People

Some of the happiest folks you might cross paths with in this crazy thing we call life, are the folks that managed to immerse themselves in the gigs that they don't even feel like calling "work" in the first place. If you're able to lock down a job that genuinely feels like it's play more than anything else, you've pretty much got the golden ticket. 

People describe the absolute best jobs for lazy people.
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Obnoxiously Entitled Employee Makes Mistake, Refuses To Own Up To It

Few things are quite as frustrating as dealing with an individual who clearly failed at something, and then stubbornly refuses to own up to it. It's like, we see you. You messed up. Now we can all move on from the mistake together if you but take the precious, magical moment to acknowledge that you messed up. That's all it takes. 

A terribly entitled employee makes a mistake and then won't own up to it.
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Karen Expects Prompt Service For Her Party of 35

Anyone who has ever worked service or retail knows full well the absolute devastation an entitled Karen can wreak on your shift. This one in particular felt like a bustling bar should have no problem suiting the needs of a party of 35, and felt the wrath of a staff overworked. Sometimes the Karens aren't just inconvenienced, sometimes they're defeated by overwhelming kindness.

Karen walks into bar with a party of 35 and expects service, gets a few fries
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Choosing Beggar Thinks Free Shower Should Last A Lifetime

Well played by the plumber. This choosing beggar is giving every impression that they'd never have actually paid up. The sheer audacity of this person and their pompous entitlement is beyond comprehension. Check out some more delusional choosing beggars in action over here.

A choosing beggar thinks a free shower should last for their lifetime | Hello have problem with shower fitted, its either too hot or cold, can come and sort Good afternoon, unfortunately number isn't coming up as recognised, however don't really fit many showers, could remind who this is? Thanks. lain.
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Via TXV800
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Just in case you didn't know at this point, the whole Battlebots scene is nothing short of a brutal, gladiatorial spectacle. These dudes aren't playing games. It's a good thing that they didn't cheap out on the bulletproof glass. 

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CIO Calls Up Manufacturer, Threatens Lawsuit, Learns Sleep Deprivation Results In Fails

When your brain doesn't get enough of that sweet sleepy time, easily avoidable fails are pretty much inevitable. In this case, we have a panicked, frustrated CIO call up a manufacturer, proceed to threaten a lawsuit, and then ultimately confront the humbling moment that is realizing sleep deprivation often translates to unnecessary fails. We're just glad that it all worked out, and that this tech support employee got a well deserved bonus when it was all said and done. 

CIO calls up manufacturer, threatens lawsuit, and then learns that lack of sleep results in errors.
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Customer Adds Service To Their Account, Doesn't Want To Pay For It, Doesn't Want It Removed

You've really got to hand it to those folks working in the world's call centers. They're on the frontlines of dealing with all kinds of crazy, irrational, grossly entitled customers. It's stories like the one we have here that should serve as a solid reminder to always exercise respect and patience with any employees working in call centers. You can only imagine how frustrating their days have been. 

Customer pays for service to be added to their account, doesn't want to pay for it, doesn't want it removed from their account.
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Baker Doesn't Research Bakery Before Interview, Unknowingly Insults Majority Of Menu

Not researching a company before a job interview with them is almost always going to backfire in one way or another. Even a little bit of homework before the moment of the job interview arrives can benefit you immensely. With that being said, this baker ended up enduring quite the awkward, humbling moment when they didn't do their due diligence on a bakery before sitting down for the interview. That lavender will get ya, man. 

Baker doesn't do research before job interview with bakery, and then a lavender-inspired fail ensues.
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Error Grants Person Free Netflix for Years

What do you do when a company makes a mistake and then undermines all of your best efforts to undo that mistake? Apparently you give up and say "fine, I'm watching movies if no one is gonna complain about this." And that movie watching went on for the better part of a decade, so not bad. For some more company shenanigans, here's a dude who got hounded for trivial debt and ended up paying them a dime.

Netflix makes a mistake and gives person free access for almost ten years
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Customer Doesn't Believe Car Salesman, Ends Up Paying More In The End

Sometimes, customers end up being their own worst enemies. It's as if they're determined with unshakable fortitude to disregard the advice coming in from the very folks that are there just to help them out. Suffice to say, this customer ended up learning his costly lesson in the end. Dude's face must've been an exquisite painting of rage. 

Customer doesn't believe car salesman and then ends up paying more in the end.
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Next Level Entitled Mom Gets Rejected, Turns Belligerent

Some people get horrendously nasty when they're rejected. It's as if they've led lives in little obnoxious bubbles where they haven't learned that some people in the world are just going to tell you no, regardless of what you try to offer them. Suffice to say, mom comes out of this conversation looking like she really let herself go in the worst way possible. Check out some more entitled folks and their astounding boldness over here

A terribly entitled mom gets rejected and proceeds to issue ridiculous threats.
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What a strange and disorienting time to be alive. Technology and its rapid series of advancements just keeps surprising us. Never thought I'd be watching a monkey named Pager play MindPong with his Neuralink, but here we are.