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Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

We can't even begin to fathom what kind of overwhelming panic must've possessed this silly lad when he realized his grave error in timing. Every minute must've felt like an hour in the worst way possible. 

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.
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Woman Calls Roommate's Dreams Of Being An Influencer "Pathetic"

Sometimes the reality checks can really hit hard. It sounds like this particular roommate though was in need of a wakeup call. With that being said, maybe this woman could've let her roommate down a little bit easier. You've got to be a little bit gentle when you're going about crushing people's lofty dreams. 

Woman calls roommate's dreams about being an influencer "pathetic." | AITA telling my roommate her aspirations being an influencer are fucking pathetic TL;DR: Roommate works minimum 50 hours week and can barely support him and his girlfriend. She wants be an influencer and isn't bringing home any income. After witnessing boyfriend have mental breakdown being overworked told girlfriend her aspirations were fucking pathetic
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Guy Flips The Script On Lowballer Who Tries Selling Bootleg Uggs

At first it seemed like the typical tale of a dude asking for too good of a deal, getting rejected and slipping away into the night. Then the prospective buyer tried contacting the PS4 seller again in an attempt to sell his own wares, bootleg tracksuits and Uggs. It turned into a convenient opportunity to get the last word in. The lowballers of the world set themselves up for failure often, like this lowballer who didn't understand lowballing or this entitled lowballer who got sent to the wrong address.

lowballing choosing beggar rejected after trying to sell bootleg uggs | No thank Lowest $290 Really not wanting take less than 300 do $250 if u bring my job.everybody want 250 but like yours better. Just think u giving my kids present man. shud soften heart man No thank | Its Corona time.and things are hard brother hear man Man $40 is not gonna make or break u Not trying be rude, but could say exact same things ya know? Thanks looking, but again, no thank
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Manager Tells Pregnant Employee To Stop Slacking

This is one of those instances when the person involved and the question their asking is so far out of left field that it's genuinely hard to believe that they are in fact a real person. Like, dude. You really have the audacity to give a pregnant woman grief over her energy levels? The fact that they're asking folks on Reddit's AITA section whether or not they're in the wrong should've already been an indication that they'd misplaced their moral compass. 

Manager tells an employee that their pregnancy is no excuse for slacking. | AITA telling an employee pregnancy is not an excuse low productivity? Asshole work an office (due nature our work and our employer are not working remotely right now) where supervise team three people end year is our crunch time, and means my entire team is putting more hours than normal and everyone is expected answer their phones and emails pretty much round clock (Christmas excepted course).
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I guess a devilish and hilarious little prank like this goes to show that one should never stand in the way of a dude and his dang WWE pay-per-view. 

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Entitled Family Demands House Sitter Pay Their Utilities Bill

This person gets someone to housesit and feed their pets for a week, then they turn around and make up a bunch of charges for the person? Sounds like the cartoonish demands of an entitled person. And even if paying the utilities was part of the deal, which it wasn't, that number is still way too high. It's impossible to understand what's going on in the heads of entitled folks with audacious demands.

family member tries to get house sitter to pay utilities bill | Posted by u/22022004 AITA refusing pay bills house house-sitted month ago Not hole don't really think asshole this situation but family member, her boyfriend and her mum sure do. Although fact family member recently lost her job due pandemic does make feel like being an AH little less than month ago decided house sit family member and her boyfriend week while they were going see their parents knew wasn't get
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Silliest Things People Have Wept Over

You just never know what random event in your otherwise smoothly running day might throw you into a puddle of helpless tears. It can end up being the silliest thing that just gets you to dissolve into a fit of hysterical sobbing. But hey, crying's good for you, and those pent up emotions just want to break free. Sometimes you've got to let them out. 

A collection of the silliest things that people have ever cried over. | Lykorin 11h Bad pizza Reply Vote
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Karen Demands Stranger Work Shift For Store They Don't Work At

Nothing quite like getting a call from an angry Karen who you've never crossed paths with, who proceeds to bombard you with a request to turn up to work a shift for a store that you simply don't work for. Seriously, Karen. Pull it together and leave the good people of this world that are just going about their daily business alone. For another solid tale of a Karen misunderstanding check out this story about a Karen assuming that a customer worked at the liquor store she was at. Absolutely absurd and discouragingly clueless. 

Karen demands that a perfect stranger work a shift for a store they don't work for. | r/IDontWorkHereLady u/SirXanthor 5h Join 3 Karen demands work shift store don't work XL Few weeks ago woken by phone call at about 5:13am by some snotty woman demanding work weekend don't even work them or retail matter. This is all went down:
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Dumbest Things People Have Said With Full Confidence

It's remarkable to witness the ungodly displays of confidence that can end up encircling completely ignorant statements. This particular AskReddit thread pays homage to those very moments. You've likely been out in the wild at one point or another and heard something reminiscent of one of these at one point in your life. From there, it's really up to you as the listener to either intervene or just let the ignorance carry on as it seems to so stubbornly do. 

A collection of the dumbest things that people said with full confidence. | kahrissay 5d 3 1 Award My 6th grade science teacher told class moon bigger than sun because moon covered sun during an eclipse.
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Company Won't Replace One Computer, Wastes Thousands of Dollars

There are few companies where management actually knows what's going on. This person had a nearly unusable computer that doubled as a server, and since no one wanted to actually do anything about it, the company felt the pain for the next long while. Weird how some stuff just slips through the cracks. In an opposite but similar vein, here's a guy who improved company efficiency but had that disbanded by management. For an IT triumph, here's a time when management illegally banned overtime pay but IT got it all back.

company refuses to replace a computer and wastes money story | Posted by u/themcp 15 hours ago 2 45 34 8 4 won't pay $100 new hard drive? Okay, enjoy paying $22k my time deal with problem. oc L had job where had computer which incidentally, also web server very important internal web application thought this really stupid wasn't server room being managed by but some weird reason they wouldn't do didn't use this application or have anything do with but took up large chunk hard drive and made slow
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Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

Now that's a fun day on the job. This plumber was clearly just trying to help some folks out at a roadside motel, and little did he know that he'd go on to craft nothing short of a waking Lovecraftian nightmare. One can only imagine the look of pure shock and terror that must've fallen upon the poor guest that saw said nightmare creep through the shower. A definite hilarious fail. 

A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.
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Absolutely Epic Storytelling By Rob From Cyanide & Happiness

Nothing gets the reader going like a good old fashioned "choose your own adventure" story. This particular adventuresome tale by Rob from Cyanide & Happiness is as well written as it is comically absurd. You've got to hand it to Rob for really keeping the readers on their toes with all the twists we witness with a very loyal and helpful, Tim Cruise. That dragon never stood a chance. 

Rob from Cyanide and Happiness tells an epic story on Twitter. | Thread F DenBleyker enBleyker wake up dark room. There is door left door right, and chest. Go left 10% Go right 7% Open chest 83% 591 votes Final results 1:53 PM 2021-01-02 Twitter Android 62 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 374 Likes
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Let us never forget the time that Marshawn Lynch got fined several times for not doing interviews, and then proceeded to give just the kind of interview that you'd expect from a living legend who stubbornly refused to play their game. It's like he tried to give the worst interview possible, but unintentionally ended up giving one of our favorite interviews of all time. 

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Karen Has Complete Freakout Over Air Pods Gift

Some people in this crazy world really mystify us. Karen is clearly not okay, you guys. She will not accept anything less than the Air Pods Pro for her kid. But also, it's glaringly, painfully clear that said gift for her kid is really just going to be for Karen while she does yoga. The nerve on this one. Sobering, really. 

Karen has a complete meltdown over an Air Pods gift. | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. lis Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?
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Company Insists On Server Not Being Fixed, Massive Fallout Ensues

Some people and companies really are their own worst enemies. In this particular tale of tech support absurdity we get to sit back and witness the inevitable fallout of a company insisting that their faulty server shouldn't be fixed. This story also shows the importance of getting everything in writing. Those emails can end up being very helpful when it comes to keeping the incompetent folks accountable for their self created failures. 

Check out some more tech support glory with this man who insisted that he knew better than IT and then learned otherwise

Company insists on server not being fixed, so a massive fallout ensues. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/MorpheusJay 1d 3 3 S 7 1 8 1 Don't want fix servers? Fine. Long First time posting this sub. Cross-posting because told might enjoy this. Background some time around 2000 worked major finance/brokerage company department.
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Entitled Man Demands Textbook, Has No Idea He's The Problem

This guy's approach to trying to access a textbook couldn't be more faulty. Like, my man, it's seriously time to reassess the life strategy. Even when he's given multiple opportunities to share the textbook he manages to mess those up. Whole lot of yikes, indeed. Check out some more entitled folks with their outlandish demands over here

An entitled dude demands a textbook and doesn't ever realize that he's the problem. | Hey, just quick question, do have book out library?
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