petty

Turns out being kind to the world comes at no charge to you. Did not anticipate the wholesome twist on this one, but hey, people will always surprise you. 

Someone get this guy a raise! Every now and again the particularly entitled customer needs to be reality checked, and this clever bastard was more than ready for the job. 

Annoying customers, thieving coworkers, and douchebag family members have all met their end at the hands of these warriors of pettiness. 

Nothing quite like the sweet taste of revenge...

We really opened Pandora's Box with this question. People are keeping it extra spicy with their answers, as to be expected! 

Not so sure we see these testy relationships working out...

These people are missing out on some of the best things life has to offer, like McDonald's breakfast menu. I mean, come on. 

Accident, or petty move of the year?! Apparently the woman in question was accused of shoplifting by the Paducah Police Department, on Facebook. The following photos were from their Facebook page, and the comment from the grandmother that ensued was either pure hilarious accident, or pettiness. You be the judge. 

Alright, this person is not someone I'd want to live with. People like this are often soaked in their own hypocrisy, and although they are obsessed with your mistakes they are totally blind to their own. Basically, after looking at two pictures on Twitter I can tell you that this person is probably an absolute nightmare irl. 

But, that aside, the sheer pettiness of this passive aggressive approach to dealing with messes in the apartment is hilarious. Like the amount of effort involved in writing these cards dwarfs what it would take to just pick the goddamn knife up.

AKA the Passive Aggressive Chronicles. Nothing like the excruciating victory of a successfully completed petty revenge. 

MOTHER THOU HAST BEEN DECEIVED

Doesn't get much more petty than this. 

The Venmo news feed is a wildly entertaining place, rich in pettiness. 

Were these people being shallow or brutally honest/realistic? 

Hopefully none of these ring a bell for you.