petty

Customers can suck, and it's rare for anyone in service or retail tolive their dream of getting revenge. You wouldn't think people would get this upset over french fries, but this kind of crap happens every day. Also, that's incredibly bold on the part of this woman to go so far to make fries an impossibility. That's a real power move.

The fact that he slightly tinkers with each photo based on his rage levels at his girlfriend, makes this petty revenge all the more hilarious. 

Some of these are petty indulgences, some of them are downright unfair and screwed up. Either way, it's somewhat cathartic to read. This Askreddit thread asked people what they were still mad about and many people had unresolved gripes from their childhood, others had more recent injustices. For more grievances, here's some infuriated people who are still salty AF.

It's what we've always wanted to do when we see someone hoarding a perfectly good parking spot. This person just happened to have the energy, time, and dedication to really make it happen. Hats off to these acts of somewhat petty but always satisfying displays of street justice.

And no, he didn't strap an armchair to his Beetle and run the other kid off the road. Anyone who grew up watching Mr. Bean has always partly wished they could get away with some of the awesome stuff he did. It's awesome to learn someone pulled a Mr. Bean in real life, and it actually went well.

After an exchange like this, we're not sure if this guy is gonna get that washing machine, tv, and bathroom he wanted. Who ever thinks this is a good way to get what you want? For more behavior like this, here are some frustrating cheapskates who tried and failed to take advantage of people.

What is there to do when you're wrongfully terminated from an employer that doesn't respect you in the first place? Sure, you could just wash your hands of the whole thing, but where's the fun in that? For more times people took the law into their own hands, here are some acts of gloriously petty revenge.

This sounds like just a bit of a nightmarish place to work. The red flag is waving bright in this manager's idea about what employee's should be expected to do when it comes to "thank you" emails. Like, come on! 

This goes right in the Hall of Fame for Customer Service Horror Stories. My god. This woman sounds like an absolute, self-concerned nightmare. Can you imagine being stuck in the middle of a conversation with this person? Um, no thank you. 

Reality is really beginning to feel like a parody of itself. @Mrhflrs documented a traffic dispute that tested the limits of human endurance. We don't doubt it was probably a primo parking spot, but jeez. Reminds us of this moronic traffic dispute that required police assistance.

Chad and Karen gave the rest of the world a gift. They explored the outer depths of their pettiness in a road rage incident that inspired one of our favorite Twitter threads of the year. 

Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it. 

The karma gods smiled down upon this sleep-deprived soul to reward him the moment of justice he damn well deserved. He tried to reason with them...

Never underestimate what someone's capable of in terms of fiery, petty revenge when their feelings get hurt. These people channeled their emotions into making those others that hurt them the most, regret what they'd done more than we can even fathom. Petty revenge is a dish best not eaten at all!

Time to start collecting those fake checks at the trophies they are. 

These are not the results the New York Times expected when they asked Londoners about what petty crimes they've endured. Instead, we got a fine assortment of first world problems in their finest form.