Music

What makes people want to lie on the internet? Does it give them a weird sense of satisfaction? Do they think they can actually take credit for things that are easy to fact-check? Do they just want to make the world worse? Either way, what feels really nice is to see justice come to them in the form of a dutiful commenter.

Musicians need that money stuff for a crazy little thing called rent...

Turns out Aussies and Americans have very different answers to this seemingly innocent question. 

Turns out TV ISN'T real life, guys. What are we supposed to believe, after this soul-rattling revelation? 

Doesn't get much more blunt than this. 

No one is safe. 

All these people are hoping that somewhere, someone else is telling the same story.

You'll probably disagree with a lot of these. Hopefully, some will make perfect sense and you couldn't believe why anyone else would possibly disagree.

As it unsurprisingly turns out, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" date was pretty damn terrifying from the girl's perspective. 

When it's time to relax, just crack open that dusty old box of LPs, find that old copy of The Faith Tones "Jesus Use Me" and pour yourself a nice glass of lukewarm milk. God these are weird.

Clarinetist Eric Abramovitz thought he was rejected by a prestigious college. Turns out he had been accepted with a 50,000 a year scholarship, but his girlfriend (now Ex-girlfriend) hacked his email and turned it down in fear that he'd end their relationship. But it doesn't end there.