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No one is safe. 

All these people are hoping that somewhere, someone else is telling the same story.

You'll probably disagree with a lot of these. Hopefully, some will make perfect sense and you couldn't believe why anyone else would possibly disagree.

As it unsurprisingly turns out, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" date was pretty damn terrifying from the girl's perspective. 

When it's time to relax, just crack open that dusty old box of LPs, find that old copy of The Faith Tones "Jesus Use Me" and pour yourself a nice glass of lukewarm milk. God these are weird.

Clarinetist Eric Abramovitz thought he was rejected by a prestigious college. Turns out he had been accepted with a 50,000 a year scholarship, but his girlfriend (now Ex-girlfriend) hacked his email and turned it down in fear that he'd end their relationship. But it doesn't end there.

Does anyone want to remember anything they said or did at the ripe age of fourteen? Well these people from Reddit do. Revel in their Myspace-having, poetry-writing, angst-feeling glory. You might just be reminded of yourself.

Why do the idiots full of BS always have the most to say. 

Just so you guys know, John Mayer is hopelessly, miserably confused about Garfield and the character's outspoken hatred toward everything that is Mondays. 

If someone knows they're wrong, they'll just argue harder.

You can feel the fear in comedian, Roy Wood Jr.'s twitter story here. Pro Tip: if you value life itself, don't f**k with Rap-A-Lot CEO, J. Prince.