Music

No one is safe. 

All these people are hoping that somewhere, someone else is telling the same story.

You'll probably disagree with a lot of these. Hopefully, some will make perfect sense and you couldn't believe why anyone else would possibly disagree.

As it unsurprisingly turns out, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" date was pretty damn terrifying from the girl's perspective. 

When it's time to relax, just crack open that dusty old box of LPs, find that old copy of The Faith Tones "Jesus Use Me" and pour yourself a nice glass of lukewarm milk. God these are weird.