Clarinetist Eric Abramovitz thought he was rejected by a prestigious college. Turns out he had been accepted with a 50,000 a year scholarship, but his girlfriend (now Ex-girlfriend) hacked his email and turned it down in fear that he'd end their relationship. But it doesn't end there.
Music
The music industry is in a fever this week over the pure and unadulterated brutality of an ongoing diss-track rap battle between Pusha-T and Drake. Drake released a diss-track (aka lyrically ruthless song that meticulously picks apart one's most shameful, private moments) titled, "Duppy" this week which was a volatile response to Pusha-T's "Infrared" single off the new Daytona album.
Pusha-T proceeded to go OFF at the mention of his fiancee, and called out Drake for fathering an unclaimed child with a porn star in a song with an album cover that depicts Drake wearing minstrel-style blackface.
John Mayer just gave humanity a national treasure, in the form of this music video which was created by a company that normally does birthday/Bar Mitzvah videos. You better believe this one is ripe for getting meme'd to oblivion.
