I don't know what's more unsettling or comically absurd in this video: The attention that the team at Universal Orlando Resort must've put into sculpting that troll-ass, or the fact that the troll parades around, and farts glitter on people. It's ridiculous and unlike anything we're used to seeing, and that's why it belongs on Fail Blog, for now. Hope you enjoy!
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Sit back and watch Hugh Jackman kickstart his online "fake" feud with Ryan Reynolds, with stunning ease. Watch as an initially heartwarming, bubbly video brimming with good feels gives way to a suited and tailored Hugh Jackman, going full pour-one-out-like-a-savage mode. Just cold and brutal, and entirely hilarious. All kidding aside, we're excited to see what these two drum up for their next collaborative marketing campaign.
Cracked writer Daniel Dockery went to twitter to share the time he tried getting a girl's attention by writing a sequel to her favorite movie. The effort was there, but so were time travel and Star Wars references. Things went about as well as the first Titanic.
Filmmakers use a lot of unrealistic shortcuts to get their point across as quickly as possible. Some of these shortcuts are so ridiculous and overdone that they end up ruining a viewer's suspension of disbelief. Here are some that seem to be in absolutely everything.
Why can't we all just get along? Oh, it's cause you insist on calling Die Hard a damn Christmas movie. Or, it's cause you don't. Controversy, get it while it's piping hot. At least we're recycling it with this age old debate, this time.
Mere hours after the Hellboy reboot trailer leaked online, the studio up and officially dropped the trailer. The movie stars, David Harbour, and takes on a more comedic tone. People are all up in their feelings about that, and the CGI-heavy cast of villains.
Hilariously creative writer Keaton Patti is at it again with the opening pages to a script he claims were written by a computer algorithm. He's done this before with a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives script as well as an Olive Garden Commercial. At this point we know there is no computer program, and it's just Keaton's absurdist style, but he nails it perfectly.
The hype has been steadily mounting for the new Avengers trailer, as rabid comic fans and others who just appreciate a movie with superheroes and kickass special effects, cast their obsessive predictions for how Marvel would break the internet. Well, folks, it is here, and it is overwhelmingly amazing.
Whether you know him as Frank Reynolds, Matilda's dad, or simply as a wonderfully impish real-life goon, Danny Devito has a place in our dark, wet hearts. Some kids even made a shrine to him in the open space behind their school bathroom! Here are some of the more outrageous moments brought to you by the social media of Danny Devito.
Lowcost_costplay is the delightful creativity you need in your life. Who knew you could perfectly capture the essence of your favorite characters using only spaghetti and underwear?
Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.
