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Robert Downey Jr. was next level in this audition. He was simply born to be Iron Man.
Big news today for fans of The Matrix or Keanu Reeves or Carrie-Anne Moss. So, basically everyone. Variety reports that "Matrix 4" has the official green light. Lana Wachowski will be writing and directing the film, with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss picking up where they left off with their roles as Neo and Trinity.
Twitter is abuzz with excitement and of course, some cynical apprehension about the news regarding the film. People are either all for it, or want nothing to do with another Matrix film. Check out some of the reactions below.
We'll just file this under reason number 999 for why Keanu Reeves is a national treasure, and one of our favorite people in the world. Clearly, he was willing to waste an ice cream cone, just to make sure he had a receipt that he was able to sign for the starstruck movie theatre employee.
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"You're damaging an entire industry!"
A bit of a harrowing flashback to that time when Cory Feldman was in the middle of an ABC interview, admitting to rampant pedophilia in Hollywood, when Barbara Walters' unleashed one very creepy and inappropriate response to what Feldman was saying.
When this guy went on Amazon to purchase some new iPhone cables, he almost accidentally bought a shitty product with a weak rating, due to strange and shady selling tactic. As it turns out, the key to making sure you don't get misled by reviews that are being featured for a product they were never written for in the first place, is to sort the reviews by "most recent."
We like learning how our favorite movies achieved their astounding visual effects, but sound effects can make or break the tone of a movie. It's pretty cool to think that it's someone's job to figure out what it would sound like for a mooshy robot body to be pushed through metal bars. What's even more interesting is that they decided it would sound like dog food sliding out of a can.
Twitter users are in a state of utter outrage over the news that there's a "Home Alone" reboot in the works at Disney. Is nothing sacred? It would appear so in these dark and troubling times. Like seriously. Leave "Home Alone" and go mess with something else, guys. Anything else. Just not this timelessly entertaining classic.
Monty Python and The Holy Grail must be the most quotable movie ever. There are far too many chances to break out a one-liner from the movie in the middle of a conversation, or otherwise when it's totally uncalled for...just cause it was that great and deserves having homage paid to as much as possible.
This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious.
We're huge fans of the bizarre and creative parody work of Keaton Patti (see this hilarious Bot written Olive Garden Commercial script) and the Austin Powers movies hold a nostalgic, groovy place in our hearts. So we'd imagine a cross between the two would be a pretty fantastic thing. And boy, is it.
Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted a few pages of a John Wick movie supposedly written by a robot. We're not sure if there's a thousand hours of John Wick out there but what he's produced is on point, action packed, and amazing. He's also released these hilarious "bot written" Olive Garden and Diners Drive-Ins and Dives scripts. Technology is amazing.
There's a very logical reason for why the chicken named HeiHei in Moana is so unbelievably dumb. The behind-the-scenes explanation for the lovable character in the movie is almost as epic as the journey the chicken ends up joining in the first place. HeiHei is the real MVP. He's one stupid chicken, but damn we love him.
