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Proceed with caution, cause these marriage tweets might hit close to home in all kinds of ways. Marriage is a crazy thing. At least Twitter's around to capture the emotional rollercoaster of the experience. 

"Maybe this time I won't die inside." Comedian Daniel Sloss tackles the emotional rollercoaster of falling in love with someone and then going the distance for a marriage. Sounds like a lot of relationships ended up falling apart after people listened to this guy's rant. Hopefully this doesn't stir up anything at home for you! 

r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit devoted to people asking the public for insight on whether or not they're in the wrong in a given situation. This guy's got a pretty solid case for cutting his sister out of his life.

Apparently you need to read this is you're married OR single. Twitter users seem to be connecting with what Ryan Stephens is putting across. And a whole lot of that centers on the relationship you hold with your partner as being a thing of teammates and not "soulmates." 

April Fool's Day inspires some serious misunderstanding. This guy ends up getting berated by a cheating wife for misunderstanding a very real divorce, that he mistook as a mere April Fool's Day prank. Man, the cringeworthy silence must've been GOLDEN. 

A little bit of friendly advice for the groom-to-be: don't walk away from this one, RUN. Run your ass off into the sunset, and don't look back. The red flag (that is her) is visible and whipping in the tumultuous winds of her craziness. 

These uncomfortable confessions center on women who didn't say "yes" to their partners proposals. From there, we catch glimpses of the fallouts, and emotional implosions, that seem to loyally follow such tough rejections. 

This girl's Tumblr post about how her originally fearful stance on love evolved into something of an acceptance for the way things can be, when it comes to love. Whether you believe it's a choice or an emotion, is up to you. 

And if you're not married, this could be your motivation to stay forever alone. 

People out here living in glass houses...

It's your special day. What could be nicer than having an ex blow up or a pirate walk in? Some people have a pretty bad problem with holding their peace.

You might relate to this so hard you find tears in your eyes, or feel that much more inspired to live forever alone. 

You could say that this overexcited husband was blinded by the burning sensation of his lust. He had nothing but the best of intentions, when it came to trying to please his partner, but alas, a fail presented itself. And that fail is why we're here today. Maybe those hot sauce warning labels, need to take an extra measure of caution, in warning people to refrain from kissing certain areas, until the flames of a fiery hot sauce have subsided. Check out more laughably stupid things people's SO's have done over here.

We don't know where it comes from, but sometimes when you see someone you like, there's a certain, primal urge to impress them in the most idiotic ways possible. It's incredibly stupid, but for a lot of us, if a hot person is walking down the street, our next logical thought is "I bet she'd like to see how high I can jump." Here's a collection of the dumb things people tried, which for the record, sometimes worked.

This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. This TIFU story is entirely the husband's fault, and he knows it. 

Trouble in paradise for a whole lot of these folks.