People out here living in glass houses...
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You could say that this overexcited husband was blinded by the burning sensation of his lust. He had nothing but the best of intentions, when it came to trying to please his partner, but alas, a fail presented itself. And that fail is why we're here today. Maybe those hot sauce warning labels, need to take an extra measure of caution, in warning people to refrain from kissing certain areas, until the flames of a fiery hot sauce have subsided. Check out more laughably stupid things people's SO's have done over here.
We don't know where it comes from, but sometimes when you see someone you like, there's a certain, primal urge to impress them in the most idiotic ways possible. It's incredibly stupid, but for a lot of us, if a hot person is walking down the street, our next logical thought is "I bet she'd like to see how high I can jump." Here's a collection of the dumb things people tried, which for the record, sometimes worked.
This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens.
These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage!
Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.
This guy's delayed revelation has the power to literally lighten your life. He found himself living in physical darkness alongside his wife, and never took the extra time to determine if their environment was necessary. Fast forward to present day and we have a hilarious, humbling little fail on our hands.
These homewreckers running their mouths about just how much they "DGAF" is enough to make anyone with an intact moral compass, shake their head in angered disapproval. But maybe we're just dealing with a bunch of people and cheaters too temporarily far gone down the dark rabbit's hole, of doing whatever the hell they want, at whatever cost necessary, to anyone outside themselves.
Honeymoons are this crazy love-soaked thing some people spend their lives dreaming after, and when the beautiful moment arrives, we can almost forget amidst the hysteria that life happens, and plans fall apart. Some of these couples sound like they'll be reassessing things after the honeymoon, and if they really love each other, that's probably for the best.
