The tape measure. That's as real as it gets, folks. With that little gem and many others spread throughout this list of marriage
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Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.
This question was bound to strike a chord. Sounds like this guy's wife fell down some kind of rage-fueled rabbit's hole amidst her pregnancy. Do you think he's in the wrong for asking this question, or is his thinking well-warranted?
This toxic wedding party is filled with red flags! If there's any bright side in this unfortunate sequence of events, at least the couple learned that their friends are a couple despicable choosing beggars.
Weddings are a time ripe for emotional implosions. People get all kinds of worked up, and amidst all the passion, completely ridiculous and unforgettable fights can break out. This batch has some bad ones and some others that aren't the end of the world. If you didn't get your fill here, check out that time a Bridezilla went complete batshit on her wedding guest invitation over here.
Proceed with caution, cause these marriage tweets might hit close to home in all kinds of ways. Marriage is a crazy thing. At least Twitter's around to capture the emotional rollercoaster of the experience.
"Maybe this time I won't die inside." Comedian Daniel Sloss tackles the emotional rollercoaster of falling in love with someone and then going the distance for a marriage. Sounds like a lot of relationships ended up falling apart after people listened to this guy's rant. Hopefully this doesn't stir up anything at home for you!
r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit devoted to people asking the public for insight on whether or not they're in the wrong in a given situation. This guy's got a pretty solid case for cutting his sister out of his life.
Apparently you need to read this is you're married OR single. Twitter users seem to be connecting with what Ryan Stephens is putting across. And a whole lot of that centers on the relationship you hold with your partner as being a thing of teammates and not "soulmates."
April Fool's Day inspires some serious misunderstanding. This guy ends up getting berated by a cheating wife for misunderstanding a very real divorce, that he mistook as a mere April Fool's Day prank. Man, the cringeworthy silence must've been GOLDEN.
A little bit of friendly advice for the groom-to-be: don't walk away from this one, RUN. Run your ass off into the sunset, and don't look back. The red flag (that is her) is visible and whipping in the tumultuous winds of her craziness.
These uncomfortable confessions center on women who didn't say "yes" to their partners proposals. From there, we catch glimpses of the fallouts, and emotional implosions, that seem to loyally follow such tough rejections.
This girl's Tumblr post about how her originally fearful stance on love evolved into something of an acceptance for the way things can be, when it comes to love. Whether you believe it's a choice or an emotion, is up to you.
