marriage

This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. This TIFU story is entirely the husband's fault, and he knows it. 

The married life is full of its ups and downs. There's the good and the bad, and a whole lot of the BS (crying kids and sleepless) nights, in between. These tweets manage to capture the emotional rollercoaster in all of its painful glory. 

This woman's intentions were nothing but romantically pure when she set out to buy some fancy underwear for her partner, and in the process discovered evidence of an incoming engagement ring, when she was trying to hide her own evidence. While it's a bit of a bummer on the surprise front, it's still sweet and full of love. A good old wholesome TIFU for a change. 

This guy's fiancée was trying to leave him some sweet notes, but he kind of missed the message, and quite literally threw them away. At least the love was still alive, and the notes were being written! Sounds like a hilarious and unintentional fail. 

This feels like it falls somewhere in the league of Bridezillas and wedding dramas. This ridiculously entitled wedding guest who was only given a plus one, ended up RSVPing for 21 people. How about the audacity? It's unreal. What compels someone to overreach like that? The lack of situational awareness is daunting. 

Gotta love weddings. Nothing says everlasting love like photoshopping yourself and your betrothed as centaurs. Y'know, for love. If not a half horse body, how about a genie? Maybe instead of photoshop, you'd like to throw some chickens in the air? We think these folks are onto something, and we'd like to see more people treat their weddings with more absurdity. 

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

A woman discovered this magazine article from 1958, which shows just how much the world's changed. Don't think you'll see any publications running a piece with over 100 tips on how a woman can find a husband nowadays. 

What sounds like a simple case of the bride being an asshole for inviting and then wanting to remove her trans cousin from the wedding party, actually evolves into a more complex situation. People are offering their hot takes and it sounds like this bride might not be the asshole after all. 

We've seen petty onion-based arguments with mother-in-laws, but this is a whole 'nother level. In this advice column, a woman was suspicious that her mother in law was trying to poison her. Prudence said she should get her husband to switch plates at a family function and see if the mother in law had any objections. The following-up details how he didn't believe her, so she switched the food anyway, and while it was confirmed that the mother-in-law had it out for her, the plan didn't make her husband believe her. If your mother-in-law is crazy enough to be a serial poisoner, maybe you should be wary of your husband as well.

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

It feels like the groom is being just a bit controlling in this situation involving getting mad at his brother for his tattoo; and the risk that it could be "distracting" at his wedding. 

We're able to take a peek behind the curtain of some of the more intense wedding dramas to come out of the woodwork. Runaway brides are sharing their drama-packed stories in a recent AskReddit, and specifically what their last straw was that sent them running for the hills. It sounds like these runaway brides are far better off being removed from their toxic and unhealthy relationships. 

These sleepy men were committed to seeing their shopping tasks through. Sometimes the shopping just gets to you, and you need to grab a quick snooze. And what better place than the comfortable, air-conditioned confines of a nice store with piles of plush clothing that serve as great makeshift pillows. 

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he's a jerk for sharing his lottery winnings with his ex-wife despite his angry girlfriend. Many folks seem to be expressing an opinion that he's in fact not the asshole in this equation. They suggest it's his money, and his right to do with it as he sees fit.