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There's a time and a place for everything. Maybe airing out the dirty laundry from the tough divorce at a zoning meeting was not the move. 

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Ways People Would Ruin Weddings In Five Seconds

Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the devious ways that people would go about ruining weddings. If one puts their mind to it, all kinds of chaos can be unleashed with genius effectiveness. Whether it's a completely random objection to the wedding proceedings, playing a bizarre song, or literally eating those little plastic figures off the wedding cake, people really let themselves go on this thread. Some hilarious visual imagery ensued. 

People describe the various ways they'd ruin a wedding in five minutes | BLUS-Gaming• 1d 1 Award Quietly stand up and stand next bride as she walks up altar. Straight face and everything, and refuse sit down entire ceremony. If nothing else ll make everyone question who's getting married who Edit: Wow! My first award Thanks! Reply 3.3k
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Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.

Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse
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Man Buys Wife Animal Crossing, Wife Becomes Obsessed

Apparently this man deeply regretted the decision to buy his wife, "Animal Crossing." For anyone familiar with the highly likable game, it is completely understandable that the wife became obsessed with the game. 

Man buys his wife Animal Crossing video game, and she becomes absolutely obsessed | r/tifu Join u/kingebrigtson27 6d 1 1 TIFU By buying my wife Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing. M Disclaimer: this is more TODIFU Other Day Fucked Up) So as title implies, TIFU by purchasing Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing my wife.
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Cheating Wife Gets Wiped Out In The Divorce

Talk about a quick and clever revenge. The husband put on a show like he had a big gambling addiction, to cover erasing everything they own, and ends up hiding the money in gold coins. He definitely planned the revenge well. Job well done. 

Cheating wife gets wiped out in the divorce due to clever revenge. | r/NuclearRevenge u/ThrowAway665544654 317d JOIN Cheating Wife Gets Wiped Out Divorce Mod's Favorite Found my best friend's wife's secret social media account. She sleeping with one our other friends told my friend about He just kinda shut down few weeks later he told never tell anyone knew she cheating or knew about account would casually ask him two them were every now and then. Always "great Every time saw them together they
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Nasty Mother-In-Law's Bribe Backfires

Man, this mother-in-law sounds like she was channeling the very worst of herself. She'd play nice when everyone was around, and soon as the room was cleared, she'd bombard the woman set to get married, with all kinds of toxic BS, and eventually even a bribe to leave. Well, the woman certainly played it cool. She gladly took the money offered, and figured she'd stick around thereafter. I love it. 

A nasty mother-in-law bribe backfires terribly | r/pettyrevenge u/trollthemormons Join 2y mother--law bribe backfired This is not my story. This told by woman knew work several years ago; she's very sweet nurse. Nurse graduated nursing school and decided with her friend move one cities listed as having most eligible bachelors some publication. She moves and starts dating her future husband.
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The fact that this dude willingly accepted a bungee jump scenario, blindfolded, and put all that trust in his friends, is actually pretty beautiful. His mind must've melted in complete confusion when he hit the water. 

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Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they're capable of putting each other through. Even when it's not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It's not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

WTF and crazy things people did to spite their Ex spouse during a divorce | JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points 2 days ago Once had boss who had leave his house 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all belongings she legally entitled too he returned home every knob and handle gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything screwed onto something and used open she had taken. Every day next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK FUCKING KNOBS"
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Husband's Hilarious Attempts At Making The Bed

Jim is doing the best he can. It would seem he doesn't know what to do with the pillows. But that's okay, Jim. We still respect and adore you. 

A husband's various hilarious attempts at making the bed every morning | Joanne Sterling Saturday at 5:55 PM After 45 years Jim is charge making bed every morning don't think he knows do with extra pillows | Here is today's design
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Man Cheats On Wife In Car, She Applies Heating Cream To Car Seats

The very definition of getting burned. This husband thought he'd get away with cheating on his wife, but little did he know she'd find out, and do something about it. Oh yes, she proceeded to secretly apply a heating cream to the seats. So, the next time the cheater was out and about with his side chick in that car, a very real burn ensued. Ouch. Good riddance, my dude. 

Man cheats on wife in their car, so she secretly applies heating cream to car seats | r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/pinkfluffyunicorn212 6h better lock car if want cheat First off this is my moms friends story and yes asked permission post this. So my moms friend, let's call her Anna married man call cheater, who had Porsche convertible as his „fun car his pride and joy and he took care like baby. He always tried get her be more enthusiastic about but she wasn't into cars.
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Man Cheats On Wife, Wife Exploits His Clown Phobia

Cheaters have a knack for getting it in the end. When this cheater was found out, his wife proceeded to exploit his clown phobia. Oh boy, was it super effective. Clown pictures all over the house, and a glorious farewell note. Can't craft much of a better pro revenge than that. 

Man cheats on his wife, so she proceeds to decorate their house with clown photos | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/we_all_float_derry 3y 1 Cheating while engaged exploit phobias while back engaged guy who seemed like good choice. Attractive, funny, good job, owned home learned he had bit downside, though: He cheating slimeball motherfucker. Not just one-time one-night-stand with after too much drink, which would have still been angry about but could have probably gotten over, but repeatedly with more than
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Evil Stepmother's Wedding Dress Ruined with Chocolate Skid Mark

This person's step mom sounds like a pretty cruel customer, so it's no surprise that cruelty came back to bite her in the form of a big chocolate skid mark on her wedding dress. For some more family drama that ended with justice, here's Auntie Karen whose scam fell apart after offering exposure as payment. And for wedding drama, here are moments that proved that the wedding was a bad idea.

Mean stepmother wedding reception ruined by chocolate skidmark | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/katep2000 8 hours ago Ruining wedding reception fun and profit 13, so eight years ago, my dad remarried, after divorcing my mom 4 years before. Before divorce, his fiancée had been his mistress. My mom is completely better off without him, and ignoring fact wouldn't exist don't think she should have married him first place. Even if think my parents weren't good match s no excuse cheat on wife.
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Bride Wants To Ban Kids From Wedding

This bride asked folks on Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for wanting to ban kids from her wedding. She wanted none of the crying and other kinds of chaos that kids can create in those moments when everyone else is trying to keep some order in the atmosphere. People in the comments section seem to be in agreement that she wasn't being the nicest human being with that particular desire. 

Bride asks people on Reddit whether she's wrong to want to ban kids from wedding | r/AmltheAsshole JOIN u/[deleted 3d AITA asking my Fiance agree childfree wedding? Asshole So here go! Am am asshole asking soon be hubs child free wedding? My Finace 2 1/2 years and are set be married little over year have been pretty much agreement over most wedding planning except this one thing.
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Dad Tells Son Sometimes He Regrets Marriage

This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for encouraging his son to breakup with his partner, because of how dad felt about his own marriage. The comments section seems to collectively agree that dad overstepped with this particular round of advice, and on top of that, that it's time for a life assessment if the guy feels like his wife is a mistake. 

Dad tells his son that sometimes he regrets getting married | r/AmltheAsshole JOIN u/Clear_Chest 1d AITA possibly encouraging my son break up with his girlfriend and telling him have regrets about marrying his mother/ my wife? Asshole My son will be starting college this fall. He will be attending school out state while his girlfriend stays home attend college. Because distance, they have been discussing whether or not they will try make things work, and they have struggled make decision. He ask
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Wife Cheats On Husband, Husband Surprises Wife At Hotel, Pro Divorce Results

When this husband discovered that his wife was out running around on him, he decided to craft and execute a brutal pro revenge. One can only imagine what it was like for the hotel staff when that was going down. Must've been a full public freakout. 

Husband learns that wife is cheating, and proceeds to take a pro revenge | r/ProRevenge u/[deleted 3y JOIN 1 12 Pro Divorce Throwaway as this might not make very popular, even ProRevenge. This all happened few years ago told friend story my divorce and told share. Started few years ago thought were happy were usual suburban professional couple. Financially secure, healthy, good sex life, two kids (14f and 9m at time thought had healthy social life.
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