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Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the devious ways that people would go about ruining weddings. If one puts their mind to it, all kinds of chaos can be unleashed with genius effectiveness. Whether it's a completely random objection to the wedding proceedings, playing a bizarre song, or literally eating those little plastic figures off the wedding cake, people really let themselves go on this thread. Some hilarious visual imagery ensued. 

Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.

Apparently this man deeply regretted the decision to buy his wife, "Animal Crossing." For anyone familiar with the highly likable game, it is completely understandable that the wife became obsessed with the game. 

Talk about a quick and clever revenge. The husband put on a show like he had a big gambling addiction, to cover erasing everything they own, and ends up hiding the money in gold coins. He definitely planned the revenge well. Job well done. 

Man, this mother-in-law sounds like she was channeling the very worst of herself. She'd play nice when everyone was around, and soon as the room was cleared, she'd bombard the woman set to get married, with all kinds of toxic BS, and eventually even a bribe to leave. Well, the woman certainly played it cool. She gladly took the money offered, and figured she'd stick around thereafter. I love it. 

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they're capable of putting each other through. Even when it's not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It's not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

Jim is doing the best he can. It would seem he doesn't know what to do with the pillows. But that's okay, Jim. We still respect and adore you. 

The very definition of getting burned. This husband thought he'd get away with cheating on his wife, but little did he know she'd find out, and do something about it. Oh yes, she proceeded to secretly apply a heating cream to the seats. So, the next time the cheater was out and about with his side chick in that car, a very real burn ensued. Ouch. Good riddance, my dude. 

Cheaters have a knack for getting it in the end. When this cheater was found out, his wife proceeded to exploit his clown phobia. Oh boy, was it super effective. Clown pictures all over the house, and a glorious farewell note. Can't craft much of a better pro revenge than that. 

This person's step mom sounds like a pretty cruel customer, so it's no surprise that cruelty came back to bite her in the form of a big chocolate skid mark on her wedding dress. For some more family drama that ended with justice, here's Auntie Karen whose scam fell apart after offering exposure as payment. And for wedding drama, here are moments that proved that the wedding was a bad idea.

This bride asked folks on Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for wanting to ban kids from her wedding. She wanted none of the crying and other kinds of chaos that kids can create in those moments when everyone else is trying to keep some order in the atmosphere. People in the comments section seem to be in agreement that she wasn't being the nicest human being with that particular desire. 

This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for encouraging his son to breakup with his partner, because of how dad felt about his own marriage. The comments section seems to collectively agree that dad overstepped with this particular round of advice, and on top of that, that it's time for a life assessment if the guy feels like his wife is a mistake. 

When this husband discovered that his wife was out running around on him, he decided to craft and execute a brutal pro revenge. One can only imagine what it was like for the hotel staff when that was going down. Must've been a full public freakout.