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Trouble in paradise for a whole lot of these folks. 

These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage! 

Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.

This story made me literally smack my forehead. I can't imagine how the guy felt after 6 years of living in the dark (literally and metaphorically). There's a moral to this story children: check everything at least 3 times before writing it off. Hell, make it 4 times. This is the most annoying of TIFU stories and if this happened to me I'd never get over how easily the problem could have been solved.

These homewreckers running their mouths about just how much they "DGAF" is enough to make anyone with an intact moral compass, shake their head in angered disapproval. But maybe we're just dealing with a bunch of people and cheaters too temporarily far gone down the dark rabbit's hole, of doing whatever the hell they want, at whatever cost necessary, to anyone outside themselves. 

Mixed feelings across the board on this one, for sure!

Honeymoons are this crazy love-soaked thing some people spend their lives dreaming after, and when the beautiful moment arrives, we can almost forget amidst the hysteria that life happens, and plans fall apart. Some of these couples sound like they'll be reassessing things after the honeymoon, and if they really love each other, that's probably for the best. 

Marriage could be the biggest decision you make in your life. Here's what these people now know what they should've asked, in hindsight.

Marriage counselors say that you should always take responsibility for what you do in your significant other's dreams. 

Take a look at some more Funny Tweets here. 

These days, half of all marriages will end in divorce. That sounds sad, but after seeing these, maybe it's for the better.

These clever secret-keepers are playing with fire...

This guy's got a whole lot weighing heavy on his mind...

Cheating is bad. It's not like having a well thought out reason makes it much better. Some people's excuses are just dumber than others.

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.