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Nothing melts our icy hearts like the Internet banding together to make a well-earned mockery of a married buffoon stumbling outside the boundaries of his marriage to thirstily message another woman on Facebook, about her "plans for the evening." In this case, Daniella Gay received a message from a Mr. James Barrett on a Friday night; for context, she's never met the dude. So we have that nice added layer of cringe-riddled creepiness to tie everything together. For real, James, control yourself. Anyways, Gay's response and the ensuing conversation inspired a wave of wonderful memes in honor of Mr. Barrett's hilariously brutal rejection. 

Daniella even went ahead, taking the initiative to start a Facebook group dedicated to Artisan Vegetables (or James Barret's ultimate demise). Check it out over here. We are all about it. 

His heart was in the right place, but he definitely learned a nice and cringeworthy lesson in the end. 

Buffalo Bills Safety, Jordan Poyer learned a harsh lesson in not f**king around with crazy. His wife decided to release a series of troubling texts between herself, and other 'victims' of internet personality, Summer Rae's psychotic, manipulative games. Poyer and his wife have reportedly since mended things after splitting up last July, amidst the cheating allegations; but DAMN, does Rae sound like one especially crazed individual. 

The common theme in play with all these would appear to be, sue his ass. 

This guy's got a whole lot weighing heavy on his mind...

Not only are some of these hilarious, but they're also super relatable. 

This is a disaster of biblical proportions. Damn.