marriage

And these are why some people choose to stay single. 

Brace yourself, this one hits you right in the feels. 

Well, with divorce rates going up, at least half of these people will get to have a re-do.

Would be tough to fall back asleep after hearing these bits of craziness. 

For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs. 

Sometimes silence isn't the best answer...

They start out funny, but then the brutality really starts to shine through.

Learn from their regrets so you can avoid the same mistakes, if you ever decide to get married...