As far as botched proposal stories go, this one is in a league of its own. And it's really all there in the headline for you, guys. A romantic proposal ends up getting crashed by a naked dude chasing his dog around. I think there was a golden opportunity there to poke fun at the chaos of the situation, and just accept that this would be a story for the potential kids one day.
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Is this real life? Bridezilla in this scenario is caught up telling her maid of honor that she'd rather not have her around for the wedding cause she gained some BABY WEIGHT. You've got to be kidding me. Baby weight? Get out of here! It seems like with wedding season in bloom, the bridezillas are coming out in full force.
We just got finished running a piece on an appallingly entitled bride who invited a stranger cause she had a reputation for having great gifts, and then made it even worse.
There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.
If you're in the process of raising a little gremlin of your own, or even thinking about it, then these parenting memes are for you. They pull zero punches in being as brutally honest and accurate as they can for what it's like to raise kids. The struggle sounds very real for any parents out there. At least the world's churching up some memes to honor the struggle.
Married couples of Reddit are sharing the advice they'd give to engaged couples. You might want to consider giving this a read if you're looking to tie the knot off with anyone in the near future. A little advice from people who are doing the damn thing might keep you out of a world of trouble on down the road.
These heartbroken people are sharing the moments they realized their fiancés cheated on them. You can feel the pain in their sad stories. Nothing quite as brutal as thinking you're about to spend the rest of your life with someone, only to realize they've been cheating on you for years.
A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories.
A woman working HR asked Redditors in a recent AITA thread, whether or not she was a jerk for wanting to reject a qualified candidate on the grounds that this person hooked up with her cheating ex-fiancé. Sounds like a solid case of conflict of interest, and that everyone would be best served moving forward down separate paths. Can't imagine this hiring would make for a healthy workplace environment.
They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.
Maybe people out there thinking about tying the knot with that special someone will learn a thing or two from this guy's list of marriage advice that he wishes he'd known sooner in life. Sometimes the only way to get that kind of wisdom though, is through those mistakes we just call experience.
The best part with this married couple and their unintentional experiment of watching Black Mirror -- an already bizarre show -- with the audio description on, is that they went ahead and naturally developed all kinds of wild conspiracy theories about what the deeper meaning behind the audio description on the show could be.
These wedding guests could see the red flags waving bright and bold at particular weddings that seemed destined for doom. Sometimes things just don't work out, or everyone around the couple knew all along that the two individuals coming together to tie the knot, should've been doing anything but that. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama we recommend checking out our recent post on a groom's mom crashing the wedding in a wedding dress of her own.
If you're still looking for more wedding fails, check out 30 wedding tweets and memes that'll exhaust you for wedding season.
While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.
