Nothing melts our icy hearts like the Internet banding together to make a well-earned mockery of a married buffoon stumbling outside the boundaries of his marriage to thirstily message another woman on Facebook, about her "plans for the evening." In this case, Daniella Gay received a message from a Mr. James Barrett on a Friday night; for context, she's never met the dude. So we have that nice added layer of cringe-riddled creepiness to tie everything together. For real, James, control yourself. Anyways, Gay's response and the ensuing conversation inspired a wave of wonderful memes in honor of Mr. Barrett's hilariously brutal rejection.
Daniella even went ahead, taking the initiative to start a Facebook group dedicated to Artisan Vegetables (or James Barret's ultimate demise). Check it out over here. We are all about it.