Via Tom Goulet
As we all know, certain restaurant chains will give you a free meal if it's your birthday. This dude upped the ante by visiting as many places as he could. The results are...here.
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Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on here. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. For more dad jokes, check these out.
There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.
Via Andrew Chapin
That there is some good childhood. In some old outtakes from the show, we've got Robin Williams doing improv with a stick that's slightly too adult for children, meanwhile Elmo has an innocent screw up and can't handle the shame.
Hey, it doesn't have to be high concept, earth shatteringly good points all the time. So here's some dumb puns and jokes that, when you don't think about em, are kind of sort of still correct. If you wanna see more dad-level jokes, then check them out here.
Turns out we've always been strange. For decades before you were born, people loved spooky skeletons, spanking, and dressing up their dogs like people. So things have never really changed. Whether that information makes you feel any better is up to you.
You may have thought your day sucked, but these photos might give you some extra insight into whether or not it really did. Here are some big errors, medium mistakes and comically sad moments that will help you decide.
BorboaGrant's coworker accidentally let some ranch slip and got doused with the sauce. They even got the security footage to prove it. We say yes to this dress...ing.
No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out.
It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and hilarious profiles, then check these out.
On any given day, people are out there trying.Some goals are more noble than others. Some people just want to do their job, be creative, or make a helpful sign. Some peoples goals are more nefarious. Some people try to lie and cheat the system. No matter the intent, failure does not discriminate.
You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.
We never underestimate the value of a good, obvious joke. It makes us feel smart, and brings out our inner dad. So find a dad to share these with and get ready for some dumb jokes. And if you wanna see more, then check these out.
The ol' "say no more fam" haircut meme is a favorite of ours, especially when it strays into the territory of fail. Some of these are absolute doozies. Who would walk around like this? We're grateful they did. While this format is pretty funny, you wouldn't believe how the funniness can be smothered right out by a "fellow kids" style attempt by McDonalds.
When you're at work, you don't have the time or energy to get in a real fight, so people opt for more passive aggressive means of debasing each other. So here's all the things people have heard or told morons that amount to the sheer fury of the phrase "as per my last email." Work can be brutal.
When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.
