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Employee Takes Horrible Boss's Advice, Publicly Quits

Most of us have wished we could be someone who doesn't give a heck and publicly confront a horrible boss. This person worked for an unfair manager in what must have been a murderous slog, but they got their mic drop moment in the end. For another bad boss story, here's on about a new boss who tried to play alpha.

employee publicly quits lying manager | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/horrorflickguy 16 hours ago 3 2 "If don't like quit Message received loud and clear oc L TL: DR at bottom initially posted this story on r/TalesFromYourServer think fits better here and included more information story cohesion almost eight years worked at popular U.S. chain restaurant which specializes breakfast food may or may not heavily feature various flavors pancakes.
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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears
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Misfortune Monday: Uneventful Days Aren't Bad Days

Sometimes the days you don't remember are the best ones. Not because anything particularly good happened, but because a strange and specific mishap did not happen. You can never be too sure of what mess large or small will be just over the horizon, but if one thing is for sure, it's that misfortune puts things in perspective.

Unfortunate mistakes, messes and fails | dog who has ripped out a cushion from a couch and made a hole through it | car missing both back wheels
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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

clever and dumb jokes and memes that are technically correct | text messages texting Greta Today 9:43 pm If could rearrange t and name thatd be great
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A Plate of Puns to Fall Face First Into

Puns are a lot like a party guest with a guitar: usually not welcome, but excellent when deployed appropriately. We can't really tell if we love or hate puns, but there's certainly a time and place for them. If you're in need of more wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Funny puns and dumb wordplay dad joke memes | Why do dogs float water? Because they're good buoys. cute dog floating on its back in the water
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Here's Scottish sports broadcaster Andrew Cotter using his golf voice to describe his dogs on a walk, in an apparent competition to see who can disgrace themselves more.

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Funny and Weird Animal Memes and Moments

Animals have just as many strange and awkward moments as people, probably more. Whereas you may have been embarrassed by what you did at the store the other day, a cat might have a similar feeling about having dunked its whole face into a bowl of nacho cheese. If you feel yourself overcome by the animals, here's a tumblr thread explaining how stupid people get around pets.

Funny and weird animal memes and moments | go out and someone's wearing same outfit as white dog wearing a cone around its neck looking at a lamp | slab-o-meat anyone got picture cat dunked its face nacho cheese punch
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Entitled Lowballer Gets Sent to Wrong Address

If you insist on paying a third of the asking price, get rejected multiple times, and then bully the seller until they seem to magically change their mind and give you exactly what you wanted, you should be a little more skeptical than this guy. People are known to send lowballing dudes on wild goose chases. For another ridiculous car drama, here's a delusional buyer who rejected a $3K civic. The world keeps on turning, and entitled people never stop with their unyielding demands.

Entitled lowballer wants to buy car for cheap, gets tricked and sent to wrong address | Rob's post 46 .l 17 08:33 6k will come asap and collect Donf be dik really like this car. Wats address? 07:09 like car also, which is why won't be letting go 9k less than s worth. And not being dik s 7am and got stuff do ready make serious offer let know 07:12 Waste fukin time Absolute dikhead 07:13 Actually mate, l've just had word with my partner and she said she's happy let go 6k as she's just got nice bon
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Funk Turkey let a bot write a song's worth of lyrics using a bunch of AC/DC lyrics as source material. They then took this word salad and performed it in the band's style. It seems like it hit the nail on the head. The song's called "Great Balls" for god's sake.

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Satisfying Images of Things Fitting Perfectly

If you're like most people, you just kind of like it when things just kind of fit. And the more unrelated the things are that fit, the better it is. Don't ask us why people are preoccupied with things that fit perfectly, it's just good.

Things fitting perfectly | using a calcifer shaped spatula howl's moving castle fire sprite to flip a smiley face pancake | water stream coming out of a faucet directly into the drain hole in the sink
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand How Lowballing Works

It's a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don't want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they've been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they're doing and getting mean about it, here's a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

Entitled lowballer doesn't get chairs, gets angry | But looking black chairs not color have so 's understandable offer less They aren't need. Just like defective product would be marked down do understand 3:40 PM see read but not replied. Last chance 80 all plus delivery take or leave can come rite now cash hand Seen by everyone Wow sold them read buy them wow
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Tumblr Thread: Why No One on The USS Enterprise Has Pockets

Leave it to Tumblr to ask incredibly specific questions about the world of Star Trek and then rationalize the living hell out of them. It's kind like the time Tumblr had questions about gay Klingons. Tumblr asks interesting questions that make for good sci fi, like this thread about an alien invasion fought off by wildlife.

Tumblr thread on why no one in Star Trek has pockets | jimkerk least realistic thing about star trek is starfleet uniforms don't have pockets and nobody complains about crisisoninfintefandoms My instinct is agree with this, but like really think about No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/ fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet. Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering code. No keys.
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Unwanted Commercials makes commercials for various small businesses and craigslist ads. They do not tell the person or business that they've created an ad for them. They just do it out of the goodness of their hearts.

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Tumblr Pulls Some Choice Apollo 11 Quotes

While everyone involved in the moon landing knew the impact of what they were doing, you couldn't expect them to be all business all the time. When you think about it, a trip to the moon is a lot like a long car ride with your bro. Tumblr remarks on some of the less on-brand quotes from the Apollo 11 mission. For some other interesting junk, here's a tumblr thread on the fastest manhole cover ever, the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines as well as some other nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains.

Tumblr thread of silly Apollo 11 quotes | Actual quotes Apollo 11 mission: Collins like enter Aldrin oatmeal eating contest next time Bruce McCandless Mission Control Is he pretty good at Collins: He's doing his share up here. McCandless: Let's see all just finished meal not long ago, too, didn't Aldrin still eating. McCandless: Okay. Does Collins: He's on his-he's on his 19th bowl.
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Fictional Characters People Genuinely Hate

Sometimes a character is created to be hated by design, and you have to hand it to the creator for making such a realistically hateable person. Other times the character's actions over time build up until you realize that putting them in a realistic context implies that they're something like an irresponsible traitor to their family. For more thoughts on media, here are simple plot holes that ruined movies for people.

Fictional characters from tv and movies that people really hate | Klown1327 30.7k points 18 hours ago 3 2 3 cowardly, weasley, rat faced looking, fucking little bitch Percy Wetmore Green Mile. Fuck little shit
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If you ever wanted to hear what it was like if Seal was just a bunch of seals, then here's that. Next we'd like to see what they can do with Korn.