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Dumb Ways People Got Scars

There's no reward without a little risk, but sometimes we take huge risks for to prospect of no actual reward. Understandably, there are a lot of stupid ways people injure themselves. Sometimes people get caught up doing a dumb thing, and other times it's total chance, like biting into a particularly sharp waffle. Come to think of it, there aren't a whole lot of smart ways people injure themselves.

Stories of stupid ways people got scars | Vnv_23 More have scar on my forearm weaponized paper airplane taped razor blades and launched with rubber band.
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Tumblr Thread: Hitting Terminal Meme

Memes are a sort of ephemeral form of communication. Most of them need some sort of context in order to operate well. As this tumblr thread shows, the further we get from some, understanding them becomes a form of cultural anthropology. These ones still mostly make sense though so it's still pretty funny. For more tumblr stuff, here are some random tumblr gems to tumble through.

Tumblr thread on memes gets memed | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run Man door hand hook said young man car gun plaid-n-converse memeception elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this" so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this" is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site. God damn But this This
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"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers

In this busy world of ours, it's easy for things to slip through the cracks. Maybe a pole gets installed wrong here, or some road signage gets misspelled there. Many of us would look at these and say "we better fix that" but another great many of us say "good enough." The resulting impressively unprofessional "Not My Job" moments are indeed good enough, but in a different kind of way.

funny not my job fail moments | AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE | case sink overheats or catches fire kitchen design not thought out properly
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Tumblr Thread: Extreme Analysis of the Ratatouille Timeline

Tumblr has a love for delving into Pixar movies, specifically Ratatouille and The Incredibles. For example, here's Tumblr's deep look at The Incredibles as well as Tumblr's look at the significance of the Ratatouille Chef Boyardee scene. To give credit where credit is due, they're good movies worthy of attention. That said, Tumblr gets extreme with its analysis of this kind of stuff.

Tumblr analyzes Pixar movies Ratatouille and The Incredibles timelines | thestuffedalligator year did events Pixar's Ratatouille occur They do not give specific year, but film offers lot information if look. There are no computers, celphones, or internet, so know takes place prior PC revolution 95 is not contemporary with its release date 2007. Skinner and Linguini share bottle 61 Château Latour so is absolute earliest year film can take place Rather than go down list clues with their pros and
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It must feel pretty bad to realize that you've just publicly overlooked the whole point of your own car. Either way, we're the real losers because he still has a Tesla and we don't.

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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People

Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

funny moments of kids being weird and dumb | DROPPED TOILET PAPER TOILET BUT THEN WASHED soggy roll of toilet paper | Name each following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton geometry
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Design Failures That Could Use Some Work

Designing stuff is hard, and it's conducive to all kinds of design fails. If it's a sign, you have to check for embarrassing spelling mistakes. If it's a building, you have to make sure there aren't any pipes going straight through any staircases. People are pretty good at their jobs in general, but there are still a lot of impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments.

funny and dumb design failures | NOTHING IS POSSIBLE ink running out when printing poster | rail with too much space left over the ledge
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"Not My Job" Moments of Quality Unprofessionalism

Professional life leaves a lot of opportunity for impressive "not my job" moments of unprofessionalism. Sure, we'd all like to do our jobs well, but sometimes there's not enough time in the day. Of course there are other times when people aren't paid nearly enough to care. Whatever the reason, we have some nice "not my job" moments.

funny unprofessional not my job moments | truck dragging towing an upside down car behind it | swirly white markings on a road
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Foods Being Eaten Improperly

Sometimes we discover things that we didn't realize we were passionate about. For example, there's a right and wrong way to eat a burrito, and no one is allowed to argue otherwise. Sure, there are people out there making cursed foods from lucifer's larder all the time, but to go as far as to eat basic stuff the wrong way? That's asking for a fight.

food beings eaten the wrong way | bite taken out the side of an unpeeled banana | cutting pieces from the center of a pizza with a fork and knife
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Karen Throws Away Expensive Cake, Office Fights Back

Karen power tripped a little too hard and made a big, unpopular authority flex. It just so happens there were a lot of employees around to maliciously comply with that authority she brandished so haphazardly. Misuse of authority can backfire, like this VP who got canned for pulling rank.

Whole office pesters Karen for throwing away expensive cake | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/NFkappaBalpha 1 day ago need check all our food? Fine. oc L So this happened like 7 or 8 years ago jobbing at driving service while student driving service one people with disabilities could not drive ot walk on their own. Our main office building housing/working facility disabled people two companies (our drivers service and housing facility) were loosely connected as they were both financdd by same
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Things People Said Under Anesthesia

People have a lot on their minds, and surgery drugs have a special way of letting all those things fall out. With that precious little filter stripped away, things get said that might be regrettable or completely nonsensical. Maybe the only thing that makes it all okay is that it's extremely common for people to say wild stuff while waking from anesthesia.

Funny things people said under anesthesia | neeeeerrrrrddddd 6.9k points 7 hours ago most memorable funny one guy who sat bolt upright, mime rolling cigarette and tuck behind his ear "saving ron asked he doing. Anaesthesia can be wild trip kids will always scream they wake up
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Trashy Moments Bubbling with Garbage-osity

The vast majority of people want to go about their day without bothering anyone or being an utter spectacle, but that can't be said for everyone. Trashy moments can befall upon us all, at every level of society. Whether it's a customer who chooses to tip with monopoly money covered in slurs, or a random dude who goes to the store to lick the onions, we're never far from trashy moments from the garbageverse.

trashy and wtf cringe moments of people being selfish | Warning all stores, restaurants, gas stations, etc This is someone paid their food at Huddle House. Needless say no longer take rolled coins sorry honest folks | Sunbathing and Barbeques are not allowed cemetery. PLEASE SHOW RESPECT
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Weird, Bad and Dumb Building Decisions

When it comes to construction work, it helps to have an idea of the end result in mind. Without that you get some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments. There's pipes going every which way, extremely inconvenient toilets, and unsafe maneuvers being attempted all over the place.

stupid and funny construction fails | standing electric light going through roof tiles | faucet and sink installed sideways inside a hole carved in a tiled wall
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Somewhere there's a wet floor that's going unguarded. Other than the bull-riding-like thrill of standing in cones, and the prospect of looking kind of like Mr. Krabs, there's not much of a decent reason to walk in wet floor cones. Ironically, they look a bit slippery.

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Illusions of Eye-Defying Double-Takery

It doesn't take a lot to trick a brain into double-taking. A small shadow here, a reflection here, and some slightly confusing background over there. Just a few small inconsistencies and all of a sudden that dog is riding a bicycle. Double-take inducing images of skewed perspective are here to give those eyes a workout.

Funny and interesting images of weird perspective | cat sitting in front of a TV screen during a weather forecast report looking as if it has a human hand | reflection in side view car mirror perfectly aligned with the background
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Entitled People and Their Ludicrous Expectations

It's good to help someone out who needs it, but some asks become questionable very fast. There are potential employers who want to pay insultingly low wages, customers who demand absurd deals, and all kinds of entitled people with demanding expectations. It's absurd how bold entitled folks can get with their frustrating demands.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Hey am looking 2-5 horses borrow weekend(3 days, 2 nights trail riding camping trip. Need be able borrow tack as many horses as well as food whole trip. Will take great care them and give them bath if wanted!(at own place) Would take great care them as if they wre our own and looking spend little no money could show pics where horses would be staying as well. Also needing borrow trailer little no money as well same amount horses. Thanks advance.
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