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Cringe-fest

Funny but sad

Are you already on your fifth cup of coffee and it's only 10am? After what always feels like a short weekend, that sweet bean juice is all that can boost your spirits. Although there are some days, despite coffee's best efforts, that you're still dragging.Although there are some days, despite coffee's best efforts, that you're still dragging. It's probably because your work is futile and even though they promised you a "fast paced environment", time comes to a standstill the moment you clock in.

"Gameboy mom woulda had me snatched up."

It also turns out Americans aren't the only ones who've deemed the term ‘leaving without saying goodbye’ by the name of another country…

Wow. Bravo! This was just *chef's kiss*! Sure, it sounds like this Karen lady is crying at the end, but like, who does what she did? Why would you call and complain because you were late and a car in front of you was going a little slow. Like, lady… Come on. The only time you call those “How's My Driving?” bumper stickers is if the driver was actually putting someone in danger. Like, they were visibly intoxicated or like driving the wrong way down the highway. Not if they made you late to you s…

Well smack my knee and call me grandma, these memes are funny!

"Would you like to donate to help fight children?" .... "I mean, would you like to donate to fight children's cancer?!"

When we say “yee,” you say "haw." It's just the cowboy way. But you know that. You can't just scroll on by without saying howdy or meowdy. We work hard to bring you the most rootinest and tootinest memes that bless our feed from the week. Heck, we'd even lasso these funny bad boys in for you if we lost a limb in a tractor accident. It's always meme hunting season for us, and you don't wear an orange vest. We go out there in the wild wild internet and come back with a sack full of the funnies to…

Nothing stings like the pain of looking at your schedule for next week and seeing a Saturday-Sunday 'CLOPEN'

The world is sometimes a scary, lonely, and horrible place. It seems like whenever you open the news these days, something terrible has happened somewhere and it's becoming numbing and ridiculous to even consider that there's good news out there. Fortunately, there are the few news stories that slip through the cracks in the machine , blessing our feeds with some of the most ridiculous heccin' titles imaginable. So sure, maybe there's been a horrific bombing in the Middle East… but there's also…

Their last two brain cells are barely scraping together

The 90's was such a wild time. Everyone had an answering machine and voicemails were recorded then straight up broadcast in your home, spouting your business out loud to everyone within earshot and that was just a normal, accepted thing. An answering machine wouldn't be a problem if you lived alone, but the moment you live with other people, you share your voicemail (on your land line of course). There's no privacy there. One man, who lived in a big house of dudes when he was a college freshman…

Everybody loves fireworks with the exception of dogs. Most of the time, when there is a firework show within a 25 mile radius of a dog's house, they'll hide in fear under the bed or seek their owner's arms to cower from the noisy blasts. Chihuahua's however, are not like other dogs. One tiny dastardly doggo was so fearless that he accidentally terrorized his entire family when mistakenly picking up a sparking fountain firework, thinking it was his new chew toy.

It's pretty straight forward.