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Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

Somewhere right now, a random employee with a stack of oversized letters is giving the world something to chuckle at during their morning commute.

It's like the world is one great big dad joke. God bless these people and their literal-minded foolishness.

Kids may have their own agenda of eating candy for dinner and crying a lot, but that doesn't mean their parents can't come back with some cleverly manipulative firepower. Holy crap kids are dumb. 

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

Veterinarians are trying to pun their way into the funny sign game, and it looks like they're doing pretty well. Get in on some of these (mostly) wholesome animal jokes.

Failure is the spice of life. Where would we be without laziness and poor proofreading? Enjoy these fruits of someone else's nincompoopery.