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The warning signs here are doing a great job. Like if you find yourself about to swim and then notice a little ol' ENORMOUS SIGN in all caps that says "THIS RIVER IS CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL BACTERIA" you may find yourself a little dissuaded from jumping in. So good job, terrifying signs of the world. Some of these signs don't even know they're scary, sinister or weird, but that doesn't make them not have a threatening aura.

We also can't believe this Elder Scrolls game has been out for like 8 years and it's still better than ever. Whether you're in it for becoming a potion-fueled God, living out your kleptomaniac fantasies, forging a relationship with an adopted dog,  or just trying not to accidentally become a stealth archer again, this game has eaten up too much of our time and we love it. Here's some memes about all the time you've wasted in Tamriel.

Being the center of attention in a lot of fantasy and sci-fi, human beings tend to enjoy a certain "je ne sais quoi" quality about them that lets them get away with amazing shit. In a discussion of humans in the Star Trek Universe specifically, this Tumblr thread went hard in the paint on what makes humans amazing and entertaining in that particular universe. It's a fun read and kinda makes you feel good to be human. In a similar vein of "humans are awesome," here's another thread on how humans are basically Space Orcs.

Tumblr is a great big rabbit hole of creativity and moments of incredible strangeness. Many of these moments develop into awesome threads like Disney's mythical smut vault or this guy who found out he was allergic to citrus. Then there are these smaller, single image moments pf just enough context to bring smiles to our faces.

Can't say all of these will work for you, or that some are even safe enough to be advisable, but here's some ideas to get you going in the right direction. Also if you do the seagull one you're a bastard. If you want to become feared by strangers and hated by your friends, then check out these things you can do to mess with people's minds.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This neighbor was illegally extending his property line into protected land and got nailed for it. Had he been nicer to his neighbors, he may not have been completely screwed, but hey, he flew too close to the sun. Sometimes when people take up too much space, the universe calls on someone to mess with them, like this guy who got petty revenge on a selfish parker with a fake note.

We're big fans of seeing disrespectful customers getting taught lessons by employees, so it seems natural that if an entitled customer demands to stupidly expose themselves to a crazy hot hot sauce, you let them guzzle it down, by god. She claimed that it wasn't actually spicy to save face, but we all know she lost the battle.

I mean, sure, you could PROBABLY use two clothes irons to construct a sort of jury-rigged panini press, but before you enact your brilliant new plan, think to yourself if you actually have to ruin your irons. Chances are it won't be worth the sandwich, but it would be worth this list. In life you'll see many questionable fixes, and while they may seem awesome in theory, there's usually a reason to do things the right way.

These free legal tips shouldn't come as a surprise. Honestly, if these bits of advice are anything but funny to you, there's a decent chance you're gonna find yourself in jail for a dumb reason. Sure there are dumb laws that get enforced from time to time, but lawyers see tons of crazy and dumb stuff that no right-minded person should ever find themselves experiencing.

It doesn't get much better than a sweet headline fail. We're happy when someone screws up, but when someone makes an inappropriate design fail in a newspaper or magazine, it just gives it that extra feeling of stupid that we get to savor like a warm bubble bath. For more news related stuff, here are some hot and wild headlines from the land of Florida Man.

That's some good quality, satisfying, highly petty revenge. No real harm done except for a headache who thought he was worth four parking spots. We've heard of people rage-trapping bad parkers for the sake of justice, but straight up messing with their mind seems like a less risky but satisfyingly diabolical way of getting back at someone for their transgressions.

Here's a saga spanning years, ending in a wonderfully, expensively petty decision. Like she says, this lady does sound like LOTS. We've seen epic bridezilla moments from wedding shop workers but this one is literally years in the making.

In a creative and classy move, North Farmington High School in Michigan lets their seniors run wild with specific pop culture and meme references on picture day. It's like funny senior quotes, but you get to use your costuming skills. We wish our school let us do this. Oh, and extra points for the Tyrone Biggums.

Enough people have gotten married that statistics dictate there's gonna be some silly matchups. You hope these people had the sense to not hyphenate their names, but I guess that's their business. It just seems like a bad idea to walk around as John and Debra Rod-Licker or whatever. Gotta love some classic accidental filth, like these news and magazine layout fails.