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As far as Frankenstein'd-together movies, you could do a whole lot worse than a mashup of The Hobbit and Fury Road. To be fair, they're both about unpredictable journeys in dangerous lands populated by mad kings and deep-voiced semi-human monsters, so why not. Extra points for Legolas' dexterity.

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Off-Duty Building Supervisor Has Karen Tenant Talk to Toddler

Karen's out for blood after her own kids drew all over her walls. Given a completely reasonable option, she chose to not listen and hound this building supervisor on vacation. That choice netted her nothing but the toddler. For some more outrageous Karen-ness, here's a bridezilla Karen who ended up looking like a Pauper at her own wedding and some more unfortunate times people went full Karen.

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The Absurd Demands of Entitled People

This is a world with an exciting population of entitled individuals and their nonstop demands. They could be a potential employer who wants you to work for peanuts, a stranger who wants to trade your car for a lawnmower, or a landlord who doesn't understand why you don't want to go through a winter without hot water. Entitled people have some absurd audacity.

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A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.

Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water
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Tumblr Odds and Ends to Feed the Beast

It's all weird here, and it's not getting much better. Tumblr is an ocean of thoughts, smooshing and grinding away at each other in hopes that one day there will be a final, perfect thought. It will probably be about Shrek or something.  For more tumblr bits, here are some prized tumblr gems from tumblr's best.

funny tumblr memes | adhdpeebee "Whatcha thinkin' about Oh idk, Draugr stuff sneakyfeets who fuck has many quests tracked at one time is fucking madness zombie lying on its stomach waving its legs
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Student Exploits Every Loophole In School Dress Code

Sometimes school staff doesn't exactly have a consistent policy, like the time staff made a student patiently wait to report a fire. After some absolute BS rule nitpicking by the staff, this person decided to read up on the rules and dress with extreme panache. Sometimes students get the best of their teachers, like this student who made a mockery of a robotics competition with a dry ice loophole.

Student exploits school dress code | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/TandyAngie Nitpick dress code can do too. oC L Our junior high dress code pain. Most teachers didn't care so long as kids weren't distracting principal junior high, however, insisted on enforcing every single rule friend mine wore long sleeve shirt under tank top principal insisted she couldn't wear tank top because tank tops were against dress code. But she couldn't take off tank top because
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Entitled Streamer Demands Music for Exposure, Gets Nothing

For someone who's sure they're "going to be a big streamer," they don't seem to have a lock on how to pull down any worthwhile business relationships. It's hard to get inside the heads of entitled people with their absurd audacity, but something tells us it's like being in an iron cage filled with spider webs and screaming. Influencers should know that people don't want to be paid in exposure.

Entitled streamer wants free music for exposure | My rate is 50$ per minute completed music. Is alright? Here is my full commission info if want take look. lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtop 3:12 PM 50$ is too much. Im going be big streamer so should get an exposure discount since thousands will hear music. 3:16 PM Can have link twitch (or whatever site dont really work free anymore, sorry. My rates are already pretty low considering time investment, but maybe can work out some small discount if
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When lifting heavy, it's helpful to have someone around in case you get into a jam. This guy didn't have a spotter, but he did have a camera around to document what happens when you don't.

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Old People Who Wrangled With Social Media

Old people are trying their best on social media, but some are still trying to get the hang of it. Whether it's messaging the Walmart Facebook page some extremely personal information or being real rude about close family members, it's always a party when grandma gets her computer driving gloves on.

funny mistakes old people made on social media | Mary would very much like become member this page Sharelle and added by Maria have been member since Mary Sharelle oh ok thank
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Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

Most of us would agree that safety rules are important to follow. But when rules are enforced not on their utility but on the satisfactions of the people getting to abuse them, that's where people get petty. For another story of pettiness, here's a coworker who complained too much about free pizza and encouraged a petty feast.

funny petty elevator revenge story | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/-BigBadBeef Petty revenge against petty shipyard security work shipyard. COVID has seen some pretty harsh measures which actually endorse, since shipyard attracts workers all over world. One these measures lists maximum amount people can occupy elevator at once. Only 3 can use elevator at any given time, but only one if transport materials alongside.
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Eye-Twisting Moments of Strange Perspective

The world isn't always straight forward. Sometimes you're looking at it from the side, or some other angle that obscures your view of someone's face. It's these illusions of eye-defying double-takery that can make us go "waaahhh" while trying to figure out if that's a dog or a boat. Foreground be damned, doubletake inducing photos of skewed perspective are here to stay.

interesting optical illusions | dog head peeking from behind a wall next to a pair of human legs | driver running out of a race car looking as if he's floating above
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Sayings People Realized Were Unique to Their Families

Most every family has a general repertoire of stock sayings and inside jokes that they use in all instances of the day. Some sayings are much rarer than others. For some drama among families, here's a family who thought they lost the cat, but the cat showed them otherwise. And here's a kid who pulled the nuclear option on his dad in monopoly.

funny unique family sayings | slothbarns7 More Growing up with an Asian mom working on perfecting her English, she would often say "Aw is suck" instead know sucks Didn't take long us catch on and correct her but so funny just kinda stuck so something is shitty now instinctively say my head "well is suck"
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Gaming Memes for The Highly Leveled

In this day and age, you'd be hard pressed to find someone on the street who has no interest at all in video games. Everyone has the potential to be a type of gamer in a sense. Sure, not everyone knows the heartbreak of a mid 2000s COD Xbox live lobby or the disappointment of almost any water level, but gaming is a thing near and dear to many of us. Here's a kid who's stepmom sold his PS4 so he rented out her house.

memes about video games and gaming | Psychopaths Serial killers People who intentionally pick rude dialogue options games just make NPCS feel bad kids pressed into a corner terrified by a bunny | opponent is better than expected. diagram of a man leaning forward in a chair
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Influencer Demands Free Wedding Documentary, Gets Shut Down

There's nothing quite like an entitled influencer getting a big fat "no" after asking for some service in exchange for the dubious promise of exposure. These entitled individuals with their nonstop demands never seem to learn that just about no one wants to deal with their tiring behavior.

Entitled influencer will trade exposure for wedding documentary, gets nothing | Wedding 10th April 2021 Good morning, My client is well known social media influencer who is planning be married at 2021 lead up her wedding, beginning this summer, she would like documentary style video (an hour long) and photos taken at bridal fittings which can be shared with her followers. On day wedding, she would like video documenting whole day (must be 1 hour length) and package includes
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

If you thought dealing with a telecom company under normal circumstances was a hassle, you've gotta hand it to this phone representative who would only speak to the account holder no matter the reality of the situation. Sometimes company reps get too caught up in their own BS, like this company that tried selling printing supplies to a printing company.

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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People Who Had to Deal with a Nightmare HOA

Most homeowner's associations aren't meant to be a big hassle, but sometimes an overzealous member can make their neighbors' lives a living hell of absurd rules about fences and garbage cans. For example, here's an HOA Karen who complained about guide dog training. There's also this bold HOA fighting strategy involving a radio tower.

Horrible stories of homeowners association | jay_mee_d 24.9k points 17 hours ago 2 S being charged $400 because violation bush overhanging my walkway don't have walkway. Or bush picture isn't even my house. They won't back down.
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