These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here.
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Why do people insist on threatening the people they do business with? We'll never know, but we have some very basic theories, the leading one being "Some people are just jackasses." Like, seriously, people in these situations will be crazily nasty to strangers when they can't get exactly what they want.
There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.
Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."
Here are some times people weren't so lucky.
When you get a bunch of dudes together, you'd be amazed at the impressive, but also comparatively stupid and pointless things you can accomplish. These Tumblr users started talking about them and it ended with a a wholesomely bro-tastic story of how one woman ended up retrieving her keys from a frat.
You don't need to hear it from Ryan Reynolds to know that parenting is hard, but knowing that stars also struggle with raising their kids feels a little bit like...revenge? What can we say, the mental image of Carrie Underwood finishing a child's uneaten plate of nuggets feels pretty cathartic. If you like brutally real jokes about family, then here's some funny marriage tweets.
Deceptive products make our blood boil, and these ones take the cake. Make sure to read the fine, fine, impossibly fine print. Some of the contents of these packages are comically smaller than advertised. And it doesn't just end with false advertising, this type of crap is pretty common.
Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.
You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.
Graduating high schoolers have a pretty good sense of humor. Little do they know, they're about to be dropped into the barren, cold tundra of real life, or go to college and face a life of crippling debt. With all the *interesting* paths life can lead you after high school, we're glad that they have something to laugh about.
Not all jokes have to be clever or make a point. That doesn't mean simple observations and puns are bad. It just means there's a time and place for them. Here go some stupid, but still sort of accurate jokes and puns that are absolutely dad-worthy. If any of these got you, there's more where that came from.
If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings.
When you spend a lot of time with someone, you're bound to hear them say some real dumb crap. Luckily, we're inclined to forgive the people we love for the mindless things they say and do. In most cases. We're not sure how some of these people rationalized staying with people who seem this dumb. If you like stories about people saying dumb stuff, here's some more.
Here are some tips for how to look like an adult and trick your guests into thinking you have your life together. These tips are counterintuitive, pointless and ridiculous but it seems like they probably work. Most adult houses look something like this, at least in magazines or something. If you want actual bad advice, here are some straight up terrible life-hacks.
Just when you think people can't stoop low enough, they respond seriously to an Onion article. Is it a lack of critical thinking skills? Poor reading comprehension? Zero sense of humor? Bogus knowledge of the real world and an inability to distinguish between fact from fiction? Okay, yeah it's probably a combination of all of these. Anyway if you liked these then here's more times people assumed The Onion was trying to be a reputable News source.
When you post a wholesome meme, remember that there are people out there very willing to put in some effort to undermine the message and make themselves feel bad. It's a lot for this guy, right out of the gate to assume only 1% of people find him unattractive, but what else can we do but take his word for it. Math is fun!
