Okay, the eye-exploding was a hyperbole. But why would you want to look at these if you knew they would make your eyes literally explode? These pictures of skewed perspective will make your eyes do some acrobatics in order to understand what's actually going on. In case this isn't enough eye-confusing strangeness then here's some more.
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Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.
If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.
Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.
Life is full of earnest attempts. Sometimes you're trying to have a good time. Sometimes you're trying to tie down a four-wheeler to a truck bed. Sometimes you're just trying to joke around with your friends. With every attempt, there's a possibility for failure, and these folks did not escape it. Neither did these folks, either.
Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff, like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.
It would behoove scammers to not use photos of easily searchable adult film stars. After quickly being found out, this scammer did a strange thing and admitted to being a fraud. That said, this revelation still didn't stop our main man from messing with the poor guy. He's just trying to get "medicine for his sick grandma" after all.
The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.
Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.
There's so many signs, toys and products being designed all the time that some of them are inevitably not going to be proofread. And boy are we grateful for that. We wish more people made stupid mistakes that render their bookstore accidentally filthy. Here's to measuring once before cutting.
Worse things have happened between two exes at a party post break-up, but this kind of scene is one in a million. Some people are really cut from a different cloth. What is it they say? It takes all types? Sure, that'll work.
Sure, smart jokes are supposed to make you think, and have substance, or some kind of point. However, some of the most clever jokes are the most idiotic and straight forward. Here are some puns, memes and moments that a dad would be proud to deliver.
Turns out we've always been strange. For decades before you were born, people loved spooky skeletons, spanking, and dressing up their dogs like people. So things have never really changed. Whether that information makes you feel any better is up to you.
You may have thought your day sucked, but these photos might give you some extra insight into whether or not it really did. Here are some big errors, medium mistakes and comically sad moments that will help you decide.
Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowl was able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age.
He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced. So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."
Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.
When someone claiming to be your mom says they've just won a fortune and wants you to buy them gift cards, it's time to roll up your sleeves and mess with em until they want nothing more than to get away from you. What a fun way to spend an afternoon.
