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Guy Asks To Have Ex Photoshopped From Picture, Gets Trolled By Twitter

Callum Tait asked twitter if they could help him photoshop his ex out of a really sweet grand canyon picture. Sure, he eventually got what he wanted, but he got a whole lot of other stuff that he didn't necessarily ask for. Gotta love the public and their willingness to photoshop your ex being shot out of a cannon.

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42 People Share Their Greatest Dad Jokes

They go by many names: dad jokes, groaners, dumb puns, just awful, etc. Anyway, we love stupid dad jokes in all their forms and will jump at any opportunity to hear these nuggets of simple, terrible genius. This reminds us that we probably need to call our dads..

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Karen Gets Angered By Employee Getting Coffee, So She Clocks Out Just For Her

You better believe that an older woman at a gated community club could literally get offended by the prospect of an employee grabbing a cup of coffee. We applaud such a graceful solution that left a Karen so goddamned angry over nothing but her own misplaced sense of superiority.

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37 Weird and Specific How-To Books

If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.

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An Incredibly Tall List of 78 Tall People Problems

Most people wish they were taller, but few people think that there might be any drawbacks to living in a world that was made to accommodate people a foot shorter than you. Here's a bunch of tall people cramped into small spaces, leering over bathroom dividers, hitting their heads on stuff, and generally being what seems like inappropriately tall. For some instructions for the tall, here's memes about how to talk to short people.

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27 Funny Tweets About God Making Animals and Stuff

The natural world is so large and diverse that it inherently has a lot of room for jokes. That's why people have taken it upon themselves to wonder, what the hell would that room have been like when God made different plants and animals?

Take a look at more Funny Tweets here. 

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Pizza Guy Screws Up Order For Understanding Customer, So Company Makes Him Stand in Corner (6 Images)

We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.

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16 Dumb Reasons People Called 911

Just because you see something you don't like doesn't mean it's an emergency. 911 dispatchers get dumb calls all the time. Luckily they're there to sift through the people having a meltdown in traffic and grandmas who think the kids on their lawn are terrorists so cops can respond to actual crimes.

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17 Times People Fell Victim to Misleading Online Purchases

In our world of buyer beware, all you have is your wits keeping you from falling prey to manipulative and terrible products and ads. It's even harder when you're shopping online, since not seeing a physical version of the product will pit your expectations vs reality. These people definitely felt the pain of misleading advertising and the results are pretty damn funny.

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25 Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

These jokes, memes and moments range from glaringly dumb to kind of clever, but most of them are stupid or overly simplistic in their own way. We love puns and dad jokes of all stripes, as well as weird observations that are way out of left field. That said, they're all technically correct.

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Just that classic time a kid realized that he could control the god-like power of the wind in the palms of his hands. Hopefully no one ever told him that they make even bigger leaf blowers.

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Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" Queer Eye Script

Keaton Patti is a wonderfully weird writer who's behind other "bot written" scripts such as this John Wick script, as well as this Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives script. He claims that each one is written by a computer program that has consumed over a thousand hours of their respective content, but since the amount of content for each doesn't come close to a thousand hours, we're not so sure about that process. Either way, we love these.

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30 Marriage and Parenting Jokes and Memes for the Overwhelmed

Relationships are work. That would be perfectly fine if parenting wasn't work also. And also if regular work wasn't work. Kids will have meltdowns for dumb reasons and spouses will never learn where you keep the good plates, but that's life. Anyway, the takeaway is that everything is work but it's probably rewarding or something and here's some jokes.

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Guy Asks If He's Wrong for Launching Onion to Spite His Annoying Mother-In-Law

We get a kick out of people being petty like this guy who uses his imperfect lawn to drive his mean neighbor insane, but we've never seen someone cause family drama with the act of pitching a red onion as far as they could. To be fair to him, they already had some cut onions, but to be fair to her, it is just an onion.

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"Goodnight Mr. Snuggles, I love you." Whatever happened to 12 year olds in gaming lobbies saying they had sex with your mom? I guess they all grew up and got cats. This guy would've gotten eaten alive in a Call of Duty lobby.

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Now this is some high quality weirdness. There he is up there, chillin. His disguise is so good he's almost imperceptible to the naked eye. And honestly, the deception goes on longer than you'd expect.