Just like they say "Nope, thyself." It's time to get your nope on. The world has a lot to offer, but not all that's offered is worth it. Here's some stuff that, for one reason or another, does not seem good. If you wanna get unsettled with some extra creepy weirdness, then here's some cursed images
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This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.
Life is full of attempts. If you keep your wits about you, many of these attempts can turn into successes. Should you be a moron and try something stupid, you'll find your attempt made famous in the illustrious halls of failure. For more failed attempts, check these out.
If he was always this strong, maybe his mom wasn't crazy to let him leave home at the age of ten. If Pokemon was a huge part of your childhood too, then you might be intrigued by the surprising canonic strength of Ash Ketchum. Leave it to Tumblr to do the math on a seemingly inconsequential piece of pop culture, like the time someone figured out the day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was.
You can never be too sure of what you're gonna get on a dating app. Well okay, you can be pretty sure you're gonna get a slew of thirsty boring people with no redeeming qualities, as well as people trying to get you to send them money. But other than that you can't be too sure of what you're gonna get. Also, there's more where that came from.
Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.
Listen, it's not like we're out here living our best life, but at least we don't usually have to deal with this type of crap. So enjoy the less than terrible days and laugh at the bad days other people have. If you wanna see more hardships, then check these out.
Obvious Plant makes parody and spoof products that are hilariously, fantastically weird. And we love them. From anger advice to themed ponchos, to food-grade hair, Obvious Plant has got your needs covered.
These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.
Or panoranimals, if you will. We haven't totally worked out the kinks involved in taking a panorama photo of a pet. Especially since you can't really tell a dog to hold still. Either way, these cute little monstrosities are the unwanted progeny of people's digital mistakes. Who's a long boy???
When they saw something that didn't seem right, these people took to the streets with signs of their own. With a few of these, it's not really clear what people are protesting here. Some of them just seem to be happy to be holding a sign.
We're all desperately trying to succeed, look smart, and appear cool doing it. This doesn't happen as often as we like. Whether it's getting in over your head or just trying to be the expert on something you're unfamiliar with, failure will find a way. Here are some more times failure had its way.
Boy does this make us feel old. Now that all the kids are playing forknife or whatever, they never got to suffer the frustration and constant failure that went into playing, and losing The Game. We're just glad that there's still people out there on tumblr willing to explain the rich history of The Game. Ah crap, just lost again.
At any given time, someone is trying to accomplish something. You might be trying to look smart, take a picture, or bake a cake for a friend. Maybe you're a journalist writing a headline or a just someone trying to create something wholesome. Many of lifes attempts will land in the garbage bin of failure.
When someone claiming to be your mom says they've just won a fortune and wants you to buy them gift cards, it's time to roll up your sleeves and mess with em until they want nothing more than to get away from you. What a fun way to spend an afternoon.
We're huge fans of Scottish Twitter. We love the jokes, the stories, the indecipherable language, and the liberal use of four-letter words. It's all great. And if you want to see more of these gems, check them out right here.
