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Texts from Students Who Had to Take Care of Electronic Babies

Depending on where you went to school and what classes you took, you may have had a project where you had to take care of a sack of flour as if it were a child, or in this case, a robotic doll programmed to cry. Based on how frustrating these things can be, we're not sure if these projects were designed to be a learning experience so much as birth control. It doesn't take simulated parenting to know that kids are weird and dumb, and that toddlers have meltdowns over nothing, but having a robot baby wake up in the middle of the night might be a literal wake-up call for a high school freshman.

Complaint texts from teen students who had to take care of a fake baby | Can shut off my baby Today 6:14 AM Hello miss lefebvre can please shut child Today 7:48 AM Good morning can't shut off or control baby is scheduled times picked programmed can't control If or tired or frustrated, ask someone help If absolutely cannot do anymore there is an emergency shut off would end baby completely and would stop process totally. If want do this, let know.
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Wonderfully Incompetent Failures of Design

There wouldn't be design without a healthy number of design fails. There's people putting telephone poles in the middle of roads, goofing up headlines, photoshopping the ever-loving reality out of their ads, and making classic stupid signs. You've gotta love it when someone makes a great big sign for their local "Pubic Library." Here are some wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments.

Stupid design fails | w GHP ASFER AGRIVET SUPPLY ASFER AGRIVET SUPPLY MET BY: NO ENTRY ENTRANCE ONLY | electricity pole in the middle of a road
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Wholesome School Project Solution Is Lazy Genius

This kind of story brings us back to the days of overthinking some school physics project, only to have one kid come in with the most simple solution and actually make it work. Here are some resourceful DIY solutions that have our respect.

Story about solving a school project with as low effort as possible | Posted by u/saltyhotwing 23 hours ago just has roll? Got Back seventh grade had an assignment where had make cars out limited materials only items were allowed use were: 6 inches wire Unlimited printer paper Unlimited glue
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Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Life is a series of attempts, large and small. Sometimes you're just trying to cook dinner. Sometime's you're trying to change someone's mind, make a point or just impress someone you like. With every attempt there is a risk of failure, and many attempts will dive into a pool of failure.

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards
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Lying Producer Wants Free Talent, Gets Denied

It's amazing that people still think that it should be common practice to demand work from artists and not have to pay them, but luckily there are times like this when they get called on their BS. The crazy entitlement and unreasonable demands just make them out to be more and more of an utter jerk that no one wants to deal with.

Entitled lying producer wants free talent and promises exposure but gets denied. | Tuesday no payout per say buts 's one kind opportunity will get lot exposure and credited do mean by exposure like free sessions at tanning salon? this better not be porno Lmao no like networking opportunity meet right people By networking do mean free Wi- Fi? Today 2:28 PM No bro this is 1 kind unique opportunity get ur name and face out there with right people can lead shit ton on future
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Awkward Sex Ed Questions Students Asked

Sex education can be a shock to some kids, and being a teacher trying to get 40 children to not laugh every time you say "testicles" has to be a nightmare. A sex-ed class can become an absolute minefield even when kids aren't asking questions. They don't know any better, and that's the time and place for it, but everyone remembers the awkward questions that got asked in Sex Ed. You can't exactly blame someone's ignorance, but man people say some absurdly dumb things in complete seriousness.

Funny and awkward sex ed question stories | Gandiddyalf 6.4k points 17 hours ago Once asked question group Year 9 students do do if want have sex and can't find condom Student 1 (Male Surely can find something house Maybe cling film? Student 2 (Female Yeah! Or maybe tinfoil! Fucking TIN FOIL!
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Terrifying Signs that make their Message Clear

There are many hazards in this world, and appropriately there are many ominous signs that speak the language of fear. You never know it there could be some hidden mine shaft or risk of monkey attack. Whether they're warning of some totally extreme danger or their scary in their own right, it's usually best to pay attention to spooky signs.

ominous and scary warning signs | STOP Extreme Heat Danger Walking after 10 AM not recommended HEAVTRIORERORRUBOteReA. Si sconsiglia fortemente di uscire dopo le 10 am Das Wandern spaeter als 10 Uhr morgens ist nicht zu empfehlen Uwaga. Chodeenie po 10 rano jest hardro niebespiecane est deconsel de marcher apres 10 h du matin No se recomienda realizar caminatas despue de las 10.00 .m | Ts better correct an unsafe friend than bury one.
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Karen Demands Spiciest Wings, Doesn't Get Refund

Anyone who has worked in retail or the service industry has had to deal with wildly entitled customers, like this Karen who lied to a restaurant owner's face. There are customers out there, who, out of some weird desire to bully people and get their way, will even demand a service that will potentially hurt them, like this Karen who demanded a "fresh" donut straight from the fryer oil.  When trying to understand how someone can be so ruthlessly rude to the people around them, it helps to get some insight from people who know Karens explaining what that's like.

Karen demands spiciest wings, they are too spicy for her child so she demands a refund for the whole party | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/AthanasiaStygian 4 days ago Blazin' sauce Karen's brat, please Obligatory on my phone and makes my spelling and grammar suck sometimes really hope this belongs here used work fairly well known chain buffalo wing eateries know ones with 27 huge screens and screaming fans every sport had family dining area and this particular Saturday night walks Karen with
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Dude Accidentally Steals Identical Van

How many tales of mistaken identity end with accidentally stealing someone's car for 45 minutes? This guy noticed something was off after he noticed the car seats. Good thing there weren't any kids in them. People make incredibly stupid mistakes all the time, like this woman who had groceries delivers and failed all over the place.

Guy's story of accidentally stealing a van | r/tifu Posted by u/Air911 21 hours ago O TIFU by accidentally stealing car drove my wife's van work save miles on lease parked and she has keyless start so just left keys right car (who's going steal car out my work parking lot after all Anyway, at lunch like drive over our other building 's down street play pool with some buddy's did stayed about 45 mins and headed back. But, as driving back noticed car pretty clean, and my wife's car is usually pret
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Gems from the Churning Minds of Tumblr

Tumblr is a website of thoughts bouncing from one thing to another, filled with Tumblr rabbit holes to fill time and wildly creative thoughts like the idea of an alien invasion being fought off by wildlife. That said, a lot of it is silly puns, weird facts and people being dumb for dumbness sake.

Funny moments and memes from Tumblr | Y REI tilthat TIL 23 crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship "Santa Maria named "Juan via reddit.com krinkshame 's nearly three juan ratio recoil-operated son bitch purplespaladin Wouldn't be four juan? mens-rights-activia No, 3 Juan is correct because every 4 people, 3 are not Juan and one is Juan; 3:1 means there are 4 parts all together, 75%:25 s ratios work
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Inappropriate Times People Laughed Too Hard

Funerals, weddings, classrooms and plays are all places where the social contract demands silence. But sometimes something happens. Sometimes the speaker says something unexpected. Maybe you're just ready to party. To be fair, people say absurd things in complete seriousness all the time, and we can't expect things to always go as planned.

Times people laughed at bad and awkward times | FistFullOfQuarters e 7.5k points 20 hours ago and friend were altar boys. An older woman took podium read Bible passage passage described Jesus loves everyone sick and healthy rich and poor circumcised and uncircumcised s all took pair 10 year old boys start laughing hysterically front packed church.
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Weird and Awkward Band Photos

Before all the stylists, art direction and good lighting, a band is just a bunch of people who are trying to convince everyone that they're a band. Sometimes the pieces fit together, and sometimes they don't. This can lead to some incredibly weird and awkward album covers. Everyone has growing pains, and with that said, there's actually some legit bands in here.

Strange, stupid and weird band photos | Childs Play photo of four men in pink bell bottom overalls | two guys in TURDS OF MISERY shirts standing on either side of a man in a denim jacket
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Classic Facepalm Moments of Incompetence

As the human race muddles forth, it carries with it moments of dumbness that you'd think would do us all in by now. But now, we just keep moving along, making stupid mistakes and classic facepalm moments that fill the day with stupid. It's awe-inspiring, the amount of dumb facepalm moments that we manage to pack into the day.

fails and dumb facepalm moments | 3 mins First time posting. Please be gentle can flip this image so my son is facing camera tried using Flip Canvas Horizontal" and also "Image Invert" but nothing seems work! Please help can L flip flnis picture so he is facing forward? | Arizona JDM Lifestyle 28 mins Shift ball thing $10 O85210 MESSAGE New. Selling only because learned have change whole transmission get 6th gear. 46R
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Misfortune Monday: Messes Large and Small

There's something about strange and specific mishaps that have the power to put things in perspective. Even if it's a boring day, you can make that day seem slightly better when you realize you probably didn't have paint explode in your living room or a boulder land on your car.

Chaos, fails, mistakes and messes | accidentally sawing through a measuring tape | Ryder truck broken crushed semi trailer
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Spelling Fails that Made Words the Enemy

You don't need to be good at spelling to get around the world. But when it comes to expressing yourself online or in a group chat, or through a sign, one small spelling fail can make a big difference in meaning. We see a lot of spelling fails that make us question public schools.

Funny misspelled words and spelling fails | CAFFEINE FREE REGULAR Dr pepper SWEAT TEA BEER BRISK | beef boo-yah, like put sauces and soups and shit 4 d Like Reply Hahahaha bouillon 3 d Like Reply 's not word. 01 3 d Like Reply Oh dear. 3 d Like Reply R/boneappletea Just now Like Reply
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Restaurant Owner Finds and Returns Dude's Wallet after 7 Years

Imgur User SpankusJalopy got an intriguing surprise when a restaurant owner found his old lost wallet in a booth during a tear-down of the restaurant. It feels cool that after 7 years someone would hunt down total stranger to let them know what happened to their wallet and return it. Here are some more unlikely moments that defied the odds.

Restaurant owner returns lost wallet | 11:40 ll5GE( TIVIESsayt Thu, Apr 9, 4:42 PM Hello James hope this message finds well. My name is Kevin and owner Goat Hill Tavern Costa Mesa and found something lost YEARS ago. There is still money wallet, although 's stuck inside, as well as old ID's and SSN card. Let know if this is actually and if like send current address. u CALIFORNIA r IFORNIA DiIVERLICENsE 4342 JAKE AMERICA UNID n PASSPORT CAR iMessage Pay ENTYDOLARS DAU CALIFORNIA
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