These dad jokes are awful and we absolutely love them. You don't have to be a dad to like these truly shudder-worthy jokes, but if you are a dad, happy Father's Day. If you're not a dad, happy... day. We hope you enjoy causing pain to your loved ones with these horrendous jokes.
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Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life.
The shockwaves of emotion that must've gripped this family's room after they opened their gifts....although DNA testing kits can seem like innocent presents, there are some family secrets that don't want to be uncovered. This TIFU story surprisingly turned out not so bad. Phew.
The time that immediately follows Christmas is one ripe for particularly testy, ridiculous, and outright crazy customer demands/refunds/etc. Thus was the case for a Costco down in L.A., when a crazy lady was trying to return her Christmas tree, cause it was "dead." Yep, her heart might be tinier than the Grinch himself. We can only imagine the cringe that must've ensued in the store when she dragged that sick puppy in.
