holidays

Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life. 

The shockwaves of emotion that must've gripped this family's room after they opened their gifts....although DNA testing kits can seem like innocent presents, there are some family secrets that don't want to be uncovered. This TIFU story surprisingly turned out not so bad. Phew. 

These people need to seriously rework their gift-giving approach. You have to try hard to be THIS BAD at gifts. 

These people took anything but a conventional approach to their Christmas Trees. 

Why can't we all just get along? Oh, it's cause you insist on calling Die Hard a damn Christmas movie. Or, it's cause you don't. Controversy, get it while it's piping hot. At least we're recycling it with this age old debate, this time. 

Sometimes the depths of someone's laziness can end up inspiring true works of genius. These people did it right, while giving zero f**k's along the way. 

This long con prank is the Christmas miracle, and gift that keeps on giving. It is so damn wonderful to see a great prank sprout from a clever idea.

Life hack: DON'T gift pepper spray in the first place, and if you do, keep that sh*t out of the stocking. 

This video lives up to the saying, "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal", completely! Absolutely amazing. Happy Holidays, everyone!

Little kids are basically Santa's full-time soldiers, to ensure his legacy is carried on and respected. Watch that profanity, or you might find yourself getting brutally yelled at by some, red-faced Santa-crazed kid who might as well be an elf. 

The time that immediately follows Christmas is one ripe for particularly testy, ridiculous, and outright crazy customer demands/refunds/etc. Thus was the case for a Costco down in L.A., when a crazy lady was trying to return her Christmas tree, cause it was "dead." Yep, her heart might be tinier than the Grinch himself. We can only imagine the cringe that must've ensued in the store when she dragged that sick puppy in. 

Pro Tip: Keep politics far away from the dinner table at Christmas. Can't we all just drink our holiday fun juice and have a jolly good 'ol time. 

Tis the season for busting out those borderline evil, occasionally heartwarming moments deemed appropriate, solely cause they're part of tradition. 

Tis the season for unfortunate office obligations, and the cringeworthy gift-giving that comes with it.