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Man Baits Mall Thieves With Tricky Christmas Gift

People that steal are the worst. People that steal during the holidays are a whole new level of immoral and selfish. Especially those folks like the ones in this story that have the audacity to steal from "Grandpa" at Christmastime. Fortunately, it's not actually a gift from Grandpa. You might call it a harsh lesson in the value of not stealing someone else's presents. Check out some more revenge drama with this employee who caught their manager stealing, and ended up getting a nice raise as a result.

Guy tricks mall thieves with deceptive holiday gift | r/ProRevenge u/Hypetents Christmas gift Grandpa know guy has done this every year more than decade started some dick broke into cab his truck and stole Christmas gifts he had bought at Mall. If remember correctly, he had make two trips and some jerk saw him go back into store and busted his window long time ago am not positive details original event.
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Sister Attempts To Fix Mom's Nativity Scene, Hilarious Fail Ensues

I mean, at least her heart was in the right place. Sometimes you don't realize that you're definitely not meant to be a sculptor, until after you try to fix mom's broken nativity scene. With the holiday season in bloom, we love a good Christmas fail. This one's definitely a classic. Check out some more funny holiday content, with these people's funniest stories from their office Christmas parties

Sister attempts to fix her mom's nativity scene, and a hilarious fail results | So going try fix my mother's nativity scene Virgin Mary's hands are broken off and needs new coat paint. Soo decide go ahead and see if could sculpt some new hands her have now come some realization while am very crafty and artistic am not sculptor #chickenfeethands #scarymary #JesusHelpMe
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People's Most Embarrassing Office Christmas Parties

Office Christmas parties have a tendency to spiral out of control quickly. It could be all the aggressive enthusiasm and nerves that are already engrained into the holiday season, or people just letting themselves go a bit too much in honor the season. But alas, sometimes people manage to keep it together and actually have a genuinely, reasonably mannered good time. It's rare, but it can happen. 

People's wildest holiday parties | party held basement restaurant on slick/snowy night made my entrance by slipping and falling down entire flight stairs, dead sober. My coworkers all said like something out slapstick silent film.
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The Santa Clause is the heartwarming family tale of Tim Allen murdering Santa Claus which seems like a pretty good deal until you do some math and realize that single night of delivering presents lasts thousands of years thanks to Santa's magical time-stopping powers. Which makes us wonder, did Tim Allen actually kill Santa, or did Santa fake his death to escape from the endless torture of being Big Man Christmas? We investigate with Movie Math!

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Well, this is just a little bit uncomfortable. Poor kid saw his life flash before his eyes when grumpy Saint Nick called him out for not eating his vegetables. Maybe taking that whole shtick a bit too far there. 

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Those elves were laying it on thick with the holiday spice. It seems like there's never a moment of genuine comfortability throughout this "Talk to Santa" hotline experience. That's strangely impressive in its own right. 

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Drivers Park Illegally In Handicap Spots, Parking Lot Grinch Saves The Day

While it was certainly a tough day for the drivers that had their cars towed, they also could've avoided that unfortunate, costly development if they'd just been a bit more considerate, and played by the rules. What a "ballet" kind of scene that must've been, when all those tow trucks and cop cars showed up. Parking Lot Grinch shouldn't be too hard on themselves. They were just trying to do the right thing for someone who really needed the extra support. 

Multiple drivers park illegally in handicapped spots, so a parking lot Grinch saves the day | r/pettyrevenge u/maniacallygrinning 188d Join 1 disabled parking Grinch! Hi, y'all. this years ago, at Christmas time at Target had JUST given birth my daughter and ran store get diapers (and moment peace parked BF Egypt, walked past zillion cars, and saw woman slowly driving past all full disabled spots. She is almost tears, so walk up and ask if she is ok. She explodes tears saying she is wheelchair
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The first bluff should go down in the hall of fame for strange gameshow bluffs. That was the stuff of pure genius right there. 

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Local Primary Kids Design Village's Christmas Lights, Hilarity Ensues

Well isn't this just some simply wonderful wholesome holiday goodness? If there's one thing that this quick seasonal post about some kids designing Christmas lights has shown us, it's that more kids should be in charge of designing Christmas lights. 

Village's Christmas lights are designed by the local primary kids | Poppy McKenzie Smith @GTOpoppy Our village Christmas lights are designed by local primary kids and they are single best thing about festive season.
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Twitter Users Share Their Thanksgiving Traditions

There's no doubt that Thanksgiving is completely different this year for most of us. Many folks have been forced to cancel their plans to see family members. This is a time that's testing us all, and certainly making us dig deep. But with this tumultuous rollercoaster comes an eventual state of acceptance, and a recognition that this storm too shall pass. Before it does, it's on us to find ways to still have fun during the holidays from the safe and cozy confines of our respective homes. Plus, if any family members bring up awkward topics during a potential Zoom Thanksgiving Dinner, you can just pause your screen and blame it on bad reception. That's quite the clutch get-out-of-jail-free card right there. 

Various Twitter users describe their Thanksgiving traditions | Ghost @Ghost 7 Replying jimmyfallon Starting Christmas season early by declaring Home Alone" is now Thanksgiving movie #NewThanksgivingTraditions
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Pet Store Employee Shares Friendly Holiday Reminder

So many of us are prone to impulse buys during the holiday season. It's a time where we can fork over some of that hard-earned dough, and buy special gifts for the human beings we're grateful to share this strange existence with. With that being said, we've got to be careful to not cave for the irrational pet purchases. You've really got to think things through before bringing a new family member on board. Especially if it's a bird that's about to stir up a loud ruckus in your home. 

Friendly reminder for people that want to buy pets during the holidays | holidays are coming up, and as someone who works pet store there are some things want everyone who plans on getting animals as gifts remember: fish tanks need be set up and running at least one week before fish can be put all fish need treated water and bacteria supplements. fish can only survive plastic bag about an hour ONLY fish can go bowl is BETTA. all other fish, especially goldfish, will die/be very unhealthy bowls.
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Entitled Coworker Learns Lesson On Christmas Day

Jane was playing with fire. She thought she'd just go on and on, not helping out her teammates, and instead proactively making their work situations genuinely unpleasant environments. Just picturing the mystified look of pure confused, terror on Jane's face when this employee dipped out on Christmas Day is enough to put a smile on your face. Sounds like the manager wasn't doing anything to help the situation either, so it's not terrible he had to show up to address the meltdown on Christmas Day. 

Check out some more juicy revenge drama with this property manager who was terrible, and ended up getting canned.

Entitled coworker gets humbled and learns lesson on Christmas Day. | r/ProRevenge u/MorganLeFatal 2y Join Merry Christmas quit. Quite few years ago moved into house with few my best friends. One my friends got job with her at local gas station within walking distance our house and thought pretty set with my new arrangement living with my best friends, able walk work and job should have been one easiest positions ever held is, until met my coworker Jane worked nights didn't get too many customers
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Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Maybe. We assume nothing. Anyways. People have always been churning out roasts. The dedicated masters of the proper roast, take no days off. This history student, Rosie White, shared a Twitter thread that points out how Victorian Valentine's Day cards were basically passive aggressive roasts. Beautiful. Great for the people you deem most special in your life. 

Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.
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People's Unfortunate Valentine's Day Fails

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with Valentine's Day fails. The "holiday" can generate quite the buildup of anticipation. With all that pressure that can go into engineering the "perfect" Valentine's Day date, the tense environment can be ripe for fails. These people did not have things exactly work out in their favor. 

People describe the ways that they failed on Valentine's Day | reddit post Galaxine got flu fever delirious and told my husband he needed bananas so he could rule world. He made soup and put both cats on bed cuddle. Then he called off work today take care True love. But all romance is on hold.
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One Man's Wild New Year's Eve Story

Not everyone's NYE went smoothly. This guy found himself in quite the predicament, after a little trip down to Mexico for the miles. Thankfully, the kindness of perfect strangers helped him out in a miraculous kind of way. 

Guy tells a crazy story about his rollercoaster of a New Year's Eve | Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel Dear @AmericanAir, After arriving back LA Indonesia 275 EQDS under (yet 25K miles over maintaining status asked pay $1875 keep status, so instead booked 400 rt ticket Mexico 24 hrs. Here's my fucking night went
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