holidays

Who knew it was so damn easy to make sense of the muddled mess that is traversing through adulthood. It's as simple as thinking back to what you might've played in your school's Nativity play...if you had to do such a thing. 

We're going to need air traffic control for all the hot elf on the shelf memes flying around in this much needed photoshop battle. 

Yup, she's absolutely serious. 

It's the season for giving, and if you're a millennial, Twitter's suggesting that could entail credit card bills. Leave it to the internet to hone in on all the spicy stereotypes making up a generation, to troll the ever living sh*t out of millennials that much harder. 

Dare to be that person who keeps the small talk going at the next holiday dinner table, with tidbits of wildly unexpected knowledge. 

How do we get on the mailing list. These are absolute gems. 

Bust out any of these devilish ideas for that office party-gift exchange, and that one insufferable coworker who deserves a bit of a bad time. What you call a "gift" for the kids, will be ANYTHING but that.