holidays

These are the kind of maddening problems that make up the soul-grinding process of working as a mall Santa. 'Tis no easy task, to say the least. 

This sassy baby who isn't the biggest fan of Santa, just roasted the hell out of Mr. Claus without uttering a mere word. 

Netflix would appear to be stepping up its social media game just in time for the holidays. Apparently the whole seemingly innocent, vaguely creepy, "are you still watching" is actually straight up Orwellian Big Brother kind of creepy. So, just know, Netflix is ALWAYS watching. 

Christmas came early thanks to this gloriously cringeworthy moment. Oh Melania Trump, you never cease to leave us amazed. You better believe that the mad pack of Twitter trolls was ready to pounce on that Christmas wish. 

The last thing that this ruthless little wordsmith cares about is landing himself on the naughty list. This little guy is READY to have some words with Mr. Kringle. 

Christmas straight up came early with this golden gift of a fail-wrapped present from Piers Morgan himself. Love it!

Thanks to an iconically controversial poll dating back to 2015 conducted by Public Policy Polling, over whether or not "Die Hard" can justly be considered a Christmas movie, the internet's seemingly divided till the end of time on the matter. Every year around this time the debate picks back up again with newfound vigor. Which side do you fall on?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! May the struggle not be as bad for you as it is for these poor souls. 

This is the kind of Thanksgiving tale that warms the heart. It was just around this time last year when this grandma mistakenly texted a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to the wrong number. Let's just say the complete strangers handled the ensuing situation perfectly. Oh, and before anyone goes getting all upset: Grandma definitely changed her number after the conversation went viral last year! 

UK bakery chain, Greggs, just learned the hard way that swapping out a baby Jesus in an Advent calendar for a damn sausage roll, might rub some folks the wrong way. 

Not even gonna lie: I was helpless to not gain a flood of devious inspiration from some of these well-executed texting pranks. Is it just me or is it possibly a dangerous reality that we have April Fool's Day on a Saturday this year. First we survived St. Paddy's Day on a Friday, which was a genuine display of booze-soaked debauchery. And now we have THIS! What about all the hungover tired souls recovering from Friday that are functioning at minimal brain capacity and highly vulnerable to being destroyed by an April Fool's Day prank centered on tricking them into thinking it's Friday....and they're very much so late for work.