holidays

Dare to be that person who keeps the small talk going at the next holiday dinner table, with tidbits of wildly unexpected knowledge. 

How do we get on the mailing list. These are absolute gems. 

Bust out any of these devilish ideas for that office party-gift exchange, and that one insufferable coworker who deserves a bit of a bad time. What you call a "gift" for the kids, will be ANYTHING but that. 

There's a lot more to Mrs. Claus than you previously thought. 

Turns out Home Alone's iconic McCallister family is borderline psychotic when it comes to ensuring their decor is Christmas-color-friendly. 

'Tis the season for theatrical attempts that end up being hilarious failures, if we're lucky! 

Black Friday is THE day for fiery tempers to clash over the most minor matters. Blood-curdling Viking yells are the natural vernacular. Something about crazy discounts and crowded shopping centers is a magnet to the volatile madness that best befits r/publicfreakout. So, stay safe out there; and maybe check these out from the warm and safe confines of your home, where you wisely did all your Black Friday shopping ONLINE. 

This fine collection of witty clap backs is enough to take down the most personally invasive shit-starter of family members who wouldn't just simply emotionally eat their way through the holidays. 

There are flashes of careless genius in here for sure, but considered as a lot: these people are trying their very bestest to not try at all. Gotta respect it...

Today's Monday and tomorrow's "Friday" for a lot of folks gearing up to travel for Thanksgiving. Queue up the restless, over-caffeinated office space. 

A shopping center by the name of Tynwald Malls might've just landed itself on the Naughty list for a show-stopping outburst of pure and unadulterated raunchiness. Nobody's stepped forward yet to claim credit for the dirty arrangement. That hasn't stopped the rest of the internet from celebrating the absurdity. Shouts out to a Mr. Liam Rice for sharing this bit of internet gold. Follow him on Twitter over here, and check out his dog on Instagram here. Thanks for the hilarious, seasonal fail my dude. 

Halloween is traditionally associated with candy, but a lot of people decided to get creative. Some thought "Why should kids get candy when you could give them a can of sausages!"

We can think of a lot of reasons, but alright.

We've got just what you needed to kick your Halloween's spookiness into overdrive! 

And if these cursed images get you going, here are some more. 

What a wonderful way to celebrate the holiday...