FAIL Blog

holidays

spooky Halloween memes

A Pumpkinload Of Spooky Memes For The Halloween Season

A pumpkinload is a little more than 20.
View List
A Tumblr thread breaks down the origins of NORAD's infamous Santa tracker. | voroxpete But none these stories even come close best one them all wrong number is NORAD Santa Tracker got started. Seriously, this is legit December 1955, Sears decided run Santa hotline. Here's ad they posted.

Tumblr Thread: The Origin Story Of NORAD's Santa Tracker

Happy holidays to everyone.
View List
Advertisement
Entitled stepfamily ends up getting a bunch of terrible holiday gifts. | r/ProRevenge u/EisForElbowsmash 20h Join 8 e 5 3 6 B 6 Mess with my christmas? Pardon as ruin yours posted this r/entitledparents and suggested might enjoy here have edited slightly comply with rule 9 this sub, enjoy. TL:DR at end. This slow burn starts full year and half before my plan came into effect. Earlier year, my Dad quite sensibly suggested with size our family Christmas party skip generation with gifts ease

Entitled Stepfamily Plays Holiday Manipulation Game, Revenge Ensues

Leave the entitlement at the door, people.
View List
Some holiday procrastination results in a botanical Dexter scene. | r/tifu u/pocketmole TIFU by leaving real Christmas tree my apartment until May. M actually fucked up 8 years ago, but time has worn down my pride enough l'm willing finally share this story with world recently suggested leave my Christmas tree up little longer order further enjoy cheeriness brings living room. This is an easy thing suggest haven't seen things seen haven't done things my boyfriend and have

Holiday Procrastination Results In Botanical Dexter Scene

Tis the season.
View List
Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way

Now THAT is how you give kids cash!
View List
Advertisement
Stories of how people's Christmases were ruined | xClovis7 My cousins got mini bounce house and popped with like 10 kids inside all under 8 amount crying broke my eardrums

People Share What Ruined Their Christmas

It's not all presents and smiles.
View List
Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

View List
A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their ugly Christmas sweaters. Christmas sweater made of colorful wigs with the wording hairy Christmas written across the back

Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Total Winners

View List
Advertisement
A hilariously petty neighbor war with Karen over a Christmas decoration. | Follow Saga Battle Frank and neighborhood Karen! So one my neighbors left an note informing my gargoyle statue is "not appropriate" and "not keeping with Christmas spirit They firmly suggested rectify situation immediately Well problem solved! Frank is now festive pretty sure this is not they had mind and look forward future note stating as much, but 1. Frank is very heavy and he doesn't get moved and 2 like him even if

Hilarious Saga Of Karen Vs. Frank The Christmas Gargoyle

This'll get the holiday spirit going.
View List
Photos of toys on Christmas morning from the 80s | excited child from the 80s holding a box labeled  ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM Nintendo ACTION SET. bunch of kids under a christmas tree posing with a bike, a spaceship lego set and a large dog plushie

Christmas Nostalgia Straight from the 80s

There's a whole lot of Star Wars stuff.
View List
A former English teacher ends up defending a controversial Christmas song. | Andrew Rannells @AndrewRannells don't think any more people need record Baby 's Cold Outside think good there. teachingwithcoffee 's time bring an end Rape Anthem Masquerading As Christmas Carol

Tumblr Post: Former English Teacher Defends Controversial Christmas Song

A ceaseless debate.
View List
Advertisement
A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.

Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

Happy holidays to all.
View List
A collection of tweets about people's biggest decoration fails. |Jamez 00 @JamezMagic Replying jimmyfallon #Decoration Disaster my family brought home our Christmas tree put up and turns out there spider's nest Hundred spiders crawled out have had an artificial tree ever since

People's Funniest Holiday Decoration Disasters

Gotta check those trees for bugs.
View List
A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.

Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

Tis the season.
View List
A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

Holiday traditions are no joke.
View List
A snobby aunt has the nerve to regift a box of bad chocolates. | r/pettyrevenge Join u/blue_solid 1d 1 2 1 1 3 1 Petty revenge christmas edition have this aunt law who is this materialistic bubble head. She goes on about her assorted status symbols, clothes on her kids, her house etc always exchange gifts at Christmas, my wife has fondness her which had much more do with her childhood than classist weirdo she is today

Snobby Aunt Regifts Box Of Old Chocolates, Petty Revenge Ensues

Beautiful job.
View List
1 2 3 4 5