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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

A quick Tumblr post about the ridiculous things that high schoolers say | WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys 's been three weeks since l've eaten vegetable At least have memes dull pain existence An AP student: Oh my god thought seven less than six

Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

Those high schoolers say the darnedest things.
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A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

Flat trees are our new favorite trees.
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A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next

A Quick Tumblr Post Appreciating Riddles

Riddles are a ball.
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A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason

It's just how they operate.
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A funny Tumblr thread about why Spy Kids is so great | breadlesbian Follow still do not understand possessed so many well-respected actors do spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did want these beautiful, terrible movies be blemish on career forever why antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then spy kids he looked like this

Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids Is A National Treasure

Spy Kids was the best.
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A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

A for effort.
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A funny Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't a real color after all | astercrash Follow Watching human technological developments has be really stressful aliens because every time look like going invent something even remotely cool immediately use hurt another human. astercrash Follow Human gets stick* Alien: yes Human grabs rock* Alien: YES Human invents hammer* Alien: YESYESYESYES Human murders his neighbour Thagbar* Alien: god FUCKING dammit 7,684 notes

Random Gems From Tumblr's Wandering Minds

Gotta keep on Tumblin.
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A funny Tumblr thread that includes Avatar The Last Airbender plot osmosis | bygodstillam 2 cerusee tumblr Follow glitch-h Ive never seen avatar last airbender but here is my understanding plot based on tumblr avatar is important bc he can bend all elements and no one else can. There hasnt been one while and fire nation is taking over couple siblings find boy trapped ice he's like 9 and bald and last airbender. Also he's avatar and they know this somehow -siblings are like "well guess have

Tumblr Thread: Avatar The Last Airbender Plot Osmosis

Not a bad job for someone who hasn't seen the show.
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A funny Tumblr thread about how comic sans helps people write | arahir use comic sans write hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful keep all. last night @phaltu discovered setting font comic sans google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount no said and "die" but then tried and god wish wasn't this way wish wasn't true wish could protect all this but 's real. something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets look past shape words and

Tumblr Thread: Comic Sans Inspires Creative Flow

It just works.
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A quick and entertaining post on what romantic friendships look like | silentthevoice would platonic date so many people like fuck yeah let take u out fancy restaurant let's get dressed up and go without all romantic involvement or anything like would be so nice -eagle-atarian friendship (d)[ip/ noun emotions or conduct friends state being friends old ties love and friendship relationship between friends. plural noun: friendships "she formed close friendships with women" synonyms: relationship,

Quick Tumblr Post On Romantic Friendships

Might as well just get married.
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A funny Tumblr thread about how humans get attached to pretty much anything | possessed-radios E broccoli-butler voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

Tumblr Post: Humans Get Attached To Anything

Aw, poor Roomba.
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Girl finds shark on the beach, and then yeets it back into the ocean | love going walks at night, especially there's clear sky, so age sixteen, would go few miles up beach around midnight most nights. One night, while still about mile our house saw something rolling surf s either plastic bag caught on log thought Or four foot shark jogged over not plastic bag caught on log shark moving and didn't appear be hurt, but caught water only an inch or so deep, being pushed higher with every wave by

Girl Discovers Shark On Beach, Throws It Back Into Ocean

There should be an animated short for this.
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A quick Tumblr thread about college professors with max chill | stimman3000 Follow Subject: make up assignment whats poppin carolina can get an assignment my 20% back. also im la do want anything thats like under $20 there thanks, alex

Quick Tumblr Thread Of Professors With Max Chill

Oh, to have had one of these teachers.
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Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie

Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

That pumpkin spice can get the people going.
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Modeling for art can end up being a cold business | askfordoodles #this ain't some avant-garde titanic poly romance 's bunch individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg branch-and-root ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS. angryfishtrap an artist's model uni since paid better than any other student work position. Did life drawing class one semester, despite being an unheated old building winter evenings, because instructor decent fellow

Tumblr Thread: Modeling For Art Is A Cold Business

Suffer for your art.
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A funny collection of posts from the satirical king of the internet, Skweezy Jibbs | MY SONS ZOOM CLASS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK O SO DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK O STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SLAUGHTERED JIGGLYPUFF MY TUB | Where r u 14:11 IF ED UP 14:11 14:11 WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell u dont love 14:23 14:26 f k 14:29 HELP 14:29

Tumblr Thread: The Crude King Of Satire, Skweezy Jibbs

This man is a treasure.
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