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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!

Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Thy cup overfloweth.
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An anxiety-inducing thread about the ocean's gigantic oarfish. | mischief7manager digitalrabbit asked: Hey heard giving out anxiety, can have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered: yes, here is baby oarfish

An Anxiety-Inducing, Informative Thread About Oarfish

That escalated quickly.
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Some wholesome frat boys unite to find lost keys. | snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my keys at frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded pass out on couch. Apparently puked toilet before passing out do not remember this part next morning schlepped back frat house stood there, right front front door. This novel experience l'd never been at frat house broad daylight before.

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Frat Boys Unite To Find Lost Keys

Mission accomplished, boys.
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A funny Tumblr thread about a cheating boyfriend getting his rightful comeuppance. | throwtime Follow about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains free mind three college linebackers college wrestler, two martial artists body builder, and wait Navy seal gonna go get her shit her. This should make an interesting story.

Tumblr Thread: Girl's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Lads Assemble, Chaotic Good Ensues

The real life avengers.
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A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

All hail, Stabby!
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A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

Just another day on the job.
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A quick and informative thread on animals' quirky behavior. | does my cat think kiss his little head? Does he know 's affection or does he think trying eat him valkurion-transverse These questions are totes why follow top quality content right here kittykat8311 's important! spideryspiderygoodness Well depends. Do try put ketchup on him before kissing his head would change things

Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior

Cats are just the best.
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A Tumblr user discovers a "diet soup" and then hilarity ensues. | butchyena Follow ive been doing lot youtube recipe binging lately so recommended this video and like fuck diet soup why not Lose 15 pounds 7 days with Peel--Pound Soup T-ROY COOKS 6.7M views 4 years ago Are wanting lose weight quickly without exercise? This Peel--Pound Soup burns more calories digesting than body 3:59 and sounded pretty tasty so after vid scrolled down see people thought and just really need share with all comment

Tumblr User Discovers "Diet Soup", Hilarity Ensues

Oh, dear.
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A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

Absolute pure gold.
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Tumblr user explains Maroon 5's mediocrity | penicillium-pusher don't trust Maroon 5 captocie why penicillium-pusher Well first all there's 7 band members, not 5 s not why don't trust them just think 's weird. But here's thing. They're never top selling artists. On top 100 list, they're only 40s. They very rarely have number 1 hit. They're considered good suppose but not great. Not best many people have heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band s zero many s zero. If thinking yourself No love

Tumblr User Investigates Maroon 5's Successful Mediocrity

Not everyone's favorite, but not everyone's least favorite either.
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a tumblr list of sciences and how well they can be licked | snowysauropteryx Can lick science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO DO NOT Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous

Tumblr Thread: Sciences Judged By Lickability

How does that science taste?
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funny and dumb posts from tumblr | tilthat TIL 1946 trapped moth caused malfunction early computer which resulted term 'bug be coined all software errors. via reddit.com 1dietcokeinacan Follow an icon pbrim Follow And know about because Admiral Grace Hopper, one early programmers, wrote about her diary and even taped fried corpse moth page. 9,098 notes | Better Graphics Tougher Edgier Nintendo owldude: bryko: AN ACTUAL SLIDE NINTENDO'S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE early 2000s is treasure

Funny, Strange and Goofy Tumblr Gems

Tumblr keeps a-tumblin'.
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Funny, silly, interesting and stupid moments from Tumblr | sirobvious >go Draculas castle >he has humidifier >pour two liter holy water into leave

Funny Gems from the Rich Mines of Tumblr

Fall into the Tumblr rabbithole.
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Tumblr user shares effective strategy to avoid folks namedropping fancy colleges. |  v-ne V_sugarbaby met bunch guys Harvard yesterday and kept pretending like never heard school just piss them off..one them legit turned red said Harvard? Is like local community college LMAO00000 Harvard? Never heard her

Tumblr Thread: Strategy To Avoid People Namedropping Fancy Colleges

Never know when it might come in handy.
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A funny Tumblr post about the impact of the internet on curse words. | feywildwest Follow one weirdest ways language is evolving response internet is bad words" just. do not have same impact anymore constantly forget some people think °fuck is terrible insult so threats and insults have start getting really out there if person wants even mean anything. if person told die shrug off but if opened

Tumblr Post: Internet's Changing The Evolution Of Curse Words

Insults could get really out there in the future.
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A Tumblr post provides the Avatar and Batman crossover that we need. | damianwaynerocks Follow ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out banishment he would lose his mind. black hair? check. bad parent(s check. trauma? double check. bruce d get scar? zuko: my dad got mad at saying killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers his utilility s terrible do feel about capes. explorerrowan Follow Zuko: Do

Tumblr Post: The Batman x Avatar Crossover We Need

It's glorious.
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