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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Tumblr thread about hypothetical superhero named Crime Man | charlesoberonn Follow New superhero: Crime Man. He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes criminals. soft-riddler Follow Punisher does this and crime is murder charlesoberonn Follow Punisher doesn't stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. OCrime Man is more proactive than soft-riddler Follow So really mean is like totalitarian government profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which i

Tumblr Thread: Crime Man Saves The Day With Crime

Tumblr thread about the funny things a person's dentist has said | filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said Well, either x-rays lied or are spontaneously creating teeth going with second one because 's way cooler."

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck

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Quick Tumblr thread honors the larger than life saxophones | 131-di contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument huge horns

Tumblr Thread: Larger Than Life Saxophones

Funny Tumblr thread breaks down legal implications of Davy Jones' curse | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their

Tumblr Thread: Legal Rules Of Davy Jones' Infamous Curse

Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

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Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

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Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin

Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

Tumblr user clears up a case of food allergies for a guy | circusbutch orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Tumblr Thread: Nice Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies

A funny Tumblr thread about what it would look like if someone with ADHD could freeze time. | hey-look--squirrel Can have an ADHD character with ability freeze time because would be literally funniest and most epic thing like can imagine Need more time finish my assignment? Not worry time freeze oh no can't find my car keys and have be at work 2 minutes Time freeze*

Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

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Funny Tumblr thread about Powerpuff girls hands | tumblr post -m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e 's always kind funny Powerpuff Girls fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and 's like they legit don't have those canon s not just style choice, they actually don't have fingers and noses mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand things pick them up S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis

Tumblr Thread Explains The Powerpuff Girls are Freaky Handless Monsters

Tumblr thread debates meaning of updog in funny joke thread.

Tumblr Thread About Meaning of "Updog" Is Satisfying Journey

Entomologist reviews ant emojis.

Funny Entomologist Rates Accuracy of Ant Emojis

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Tumblr's Triumphant Bus Catching Story Is One for the Ages

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Tumblr Post About Monty Jesus And A Framed Fly Is Peak Art School