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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Tumblr thread argues that Violet Beauregarde should've won Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. | evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have watched movie last decade or more? No. Do have iron clad evidence support my argument? Yes. She's most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed and knows her stuff Wonka holds up little yellow piece across room, she recognizes immediately. She able switch candy bars sake contest, so know she has personal discipline and is goal

Tumblr Thread: Violet Beauregarde Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

funny tumblr memes and moments | wodneswynn One characters our D&D party is an orc named Brick established orcs get their names through tests strength and his name is Brick because 's strongest thing he able break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is therapist. His ultimate ambition is one day do therapy so good he can change his name Depression. naamahdarling went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out love with Brick and crying over therapist orcs. Source: wodneswynn 26,010

Funny, Random and Shiny Tumblr Gems

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A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

A ridiculous Tumblr thread about forging a longsword from the blood of one's enemies. | Ethan Details K So calculated And eould only take about 400 people get enough iron forge steel longsword U know fantasy books talk about swords "forged with blood enemies"

Tumblr User Does The Math On Forging Literal Blood Sword

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A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

A funny Tumblr story about a moms' book club getting crashed by the song "WAP." | tricktster Follow So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like "alexa, play song and she's like "playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround has always been

Tumblr Story: Mom's Esteemed Book Club Crashed By Dirty Music

Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

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tumblr thread on competitive werewolf neighbors | Are trying tell most hardcore ride-or-die PTA mothers are probably actually werewolves? therobotmonster settling this through old ways, Helen Spiked silver chains on night blood moon spring bake sale, Helen. Turn down notch Fine. But they taste my lemon squares going wish gone with silver chains, Jessi Meanwhile, across room.

Tumblr Thread: Werewolves Would Be Ultra-Competitive Neighbors

A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

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An informative Tumblr thread about how humans go crazy without plants | zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or completely inclosed societies at any point human history part because need decent circadian rhythm sun and see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed something with structural insecurities, like are legit predisposed go psycho So hear out Story plot:Everything is going fine with fifteen year space

Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends

A quick Tumblr post about the ridiculous things that high schoolers say | WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys 's been three weeks since l've eaten vegetable At least have memes dull pain existence An AP student: Oh my god thought seven less than six

Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

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A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next

A Quick Tumblr Post Appreciating Riddles

A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason