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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source

Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

A quick and funny Tumblr post about common American sayings | themightyglamazon ACCURATE one--all-plus-ultra If they say they're peachy means they're tired existence drneverland If they say "Living dream means "please kill hate my job so, so much."

Quick Tumblr Post On Common American Sayings

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A Tumblr story about how a guy ends up befriending the monster underneath his bed | 2 writing-prompt-s drop small piece food on floor, and decide kick under oven/couch/ whatever because can't be bothered pick up. As walking away hear very quiet "Thank under bethanythemartian "No problem say words passing out my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and freeze.

Tumblr Post: Guy Makes Friends With Monster Under The Bed

Grandpa hates banana bread, but proceeds to eat it for years out of love | theguilteaparty So my mom told story Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since first one them learned make they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

Tumblr Story: Grandpa Despises Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

A quick Tumblr thread about how trees are bizarre and actually kind of creepy | gwydtheunusual Actually pretty easy. Trees don't reject tissue other trees same family bend tree another tree is sapling, scrape off bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait few years trees will have grown together can use similar technique graft lemon branch or lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and

Tumblr Post: Trees Are Bizarre And Freaky

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A collection of random, funny, and ridiculous moments from Tumblr | Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole One weirder things about being an adult is having favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about biggest-goldiest-fish Bottom left its-myonlywish well hurry and catch him before he gets far away

Goldmine Of Random Tumblr Gems

Wholesome helpful neighbor Tumblr story | keuhkopussirotta first doing laundry my new home building spontaneously threw shirt wearing there as well because frankly only do laundry l've run out clean clothes and shirt last had sitting there, shirtless, studying washing machine person whose laundry had been here last came retrieve his own. Casually, trying act like my shirtlessness nothing out ordinary asked him if clothes drying up on line were his. He confused, and realised he not fluent

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Neighbor Is Helpful for No Reason

An educational Tumblr thread about misconceptions vegans hold toward eggs and chicken | despazito Follow vegans who refuse even eat backyard eggs..why despazito Follow people who think its unethical eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and unwillingness even buy local means are doing nothing help them, support small farmers heathens

Informative Tumblr Thread Supports Local And Ethical Farms

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A funny quick Tumblr thread about things that people will see on a road trip across America | things will see on road trip across america -so much desert will get scared seriously california new mexico is terrifying like 's eight straight hours pale red desert and sky is so large everything, even car, even hands, looks like tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there dissolve.

Quick Tumblr Post On Great American Road Trip

Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

A collection of funny and random moments from the minds of Tumblr | RE tilthat TIL Frogs can be hypnotized by laying them on their back and stroking their stomach. Snails can sleep up 3 years and 3 Ice Antarctic glaciers is just Penguin urine. via reddit.com sirobvious This guy is hogging all facts eliteknightcats no s all connected | laughingsquid HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo Screeching Kazoo Plugs Into an Amplifier moonlandingwasfaked this is proof God exists and loves us

Totally Terrific, Funny, And Random Tumblr Gems

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A Tumblr thread about how people fail miserably at flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh?"

Tumblr Thread: People Fail At Identifying Flirting

A Tumblr thread about a guy that got an unsatisfactory burrito | BEANS CHEESE GUACAMOLE MEAT RKE SOUR CREAM LETTUCE CILAUTRO SALSA Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Lucky Shirt Comedy Corner Intruding Have ever been earth?

Tumblr Thread: The Greatest Burrito Rant In The World

A funny Tumblr thread about hilariously dramatic mishaps in drama club | lucasbieneke Apparently my director went see production West Side Story few years ago, and guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out his final scene. Once got big scene where he is supposed shoot Tony, he screeched "Poison Boots" and kicked actor playing Tony until he went down girl playing Maria then had jerk shoe off Chino's foot, and had do gunshot scene asking many kicks Chino many kicks, and one kick left

Tumblr Thread: Hilariously Dramatic Mishaps In Drama Club

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A quick Tumblr thread on social engineering | ms-demeanor Follow am glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am only person this company who gets social engineering is? ms-demeanor Follow Total stranger on phone who never spoken before have power attorney over CEO this corporation and are customer yours. Please change administrator password on server XXXXX

Tumblr Thread: Social Engineering Is A Trip

A quick and funny Tumblr post breaks down cultural differences between goblins and orcs | firebirdeternal know 's more fun than worldbuilding makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL Worldbuilding gives different races cultural differences help explain why there's lot conflict between them:

Quick Tumblr Post On Cultural Differences Between Goblins And Orcs