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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

A blessed Tumblr post about how adorable wolves are | thewugtest if youve never physically been presence like real live wolf, and probably wont get chance heres some stuff about them should know wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick can get like whole hand into while petting. and then can keep going

Blessed Tumblr Post On Wolves

Wonder if this applies to direwolves.
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Tumblr thread about alarm clock sending out nasty tweets | spritepepsi Follow had dream last night my alarm connected twitter and everytime hit snooze publicly tweeted with disparaging little message along lines filthy horrible boy has slapped screen again, and slumbers on" so followers could shame and deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but did not stop hitting snooze upwards 14 times

Tumblr Post: Man Builds Devilish Twitter Alarm Clock

Seems very effective.
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A funny Tumblr thread about the adventures of an extreme chompin T-Rex | TYRANNOSAURUS REX 29.90 WORLD walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOLT Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD

Tumblr Thread: Radical Adventures Of An Extreme Chompin T-Rex

A T-Rex unlike any of the others.
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Human ends up befriending a cat that doesn't meow. | sailorcuba Follow purest form serotonin is cat looks at u and u go like and meows at u moderngargoyle Follow like is very unspecific response still have no idea want but l applaud adorably meowed all same, well done moderngargoyle Follow This post led reminisce on nature cat's meowing, and have funny story befriended feral cat once who had spent her life forest without human

Tumblr Thread: Human Befriends Cat That Doesn't Meow

Cats are awesome.
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Tumblr thread breaks down the history of the color purple in lyrical flow | gallusrostromegalus S aerialsquid Follow satanpositive Roses are red much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. feels fictional have been waiting this post all my life.

Tumblr Thread: The Lyrical History Of The Color Purple

The flow is on point.
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A collection of totally random yet funny moments from the world of Tumblr | krisadilli get comfortable with people start using them as pillows and foot rests themindprobe get used as pillow or foot rest feel loved ashton-irwin-belongs am both these people Source: krisadilli 599,937 notes

Totally Random Tumblr Tidbits Of Pure Golden Proportions

Good old Tumblr.
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A funny Tumblr thread about a barista encountering a mad trickster | taylortut y'all know john mulaney quote things crazy people say mean nothing them but everything every time hear quote think about got this light-up pen

Tumblr Post: Barista Encounters Real Life Mad Hatter

What a pen.
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A Tumblr post about kids' various hilarious misconceptions about teachers | icouldwritebooks love little kids l'm teaching online have complete and total misconceptions s going on. So far encountered following: 1. T had been teaching little girl several months one day she said My mother says real person, not an app. If real person, show husband.

Tumblr Post: Kids' Hilarious Misconceptions About Teachers

Kids actually think teachers are apps.
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A Tumblr post about a kind, huge dude | emberkyrlee talysalankil Follow good-ho-mens So there's this huge dudebro my class, who, yesterday, sat next And sitting there sweating because like wearing my shirt with lesbian flag on and he's most popular jock school, and always has this look on his face say can and will kill He looks up and down, stares at minute and then goes So. Girls skirts and long socks, am right?

Tumblr Post: The Tale Of A Kind, Huge Dude-Bro

Don't judge a dude-bro by his cover.
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A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.

Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

This is so true.
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A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

Good old Boston architecture.
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A scary Tumblr thread about spiders and cranberry bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th heartachedreamboy forget some people dont understand massachusetts

Tumblr Thread: Spiders Rule The Cranberry Bogs

Oh, that's a hard nope.
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A funny Tumblr thread about the fastest manmade object in space | REI tilthat TIL unconfirmed record fastest moving manmade object is manhole cover propelled by nuclear detonation high-speed camera trained on lid caught only one frame moving upward before vanished-which means moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com

Tumblr Thread: Humans Doing Cool Space Things

Well done, humans.
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Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

Seriously, no idea what they were talking about.
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A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

All hail Flag Admiral Stabby.
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A funny Tumblr thread about how insane octopi are | tilthat TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is rare instance non-human warfare happening between octopuses waters off coast Australia octopuses are fighting large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells spit at enemies. via reddit.com pain-and-missouri Octopi are intense bransrath prefer octopedes celticpyro “Animals don't go war because they're cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu" Check-fucking-mate Linda,

Tumblr Thread: Octopuses Are Clever Brain Lords

Awesome and pretty terrifying.
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