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Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

Yep, this is gold. Rachel Clayton created a masterpiece. It wouldn't be shocking if Jeff Goldblum saw this and got a kick out of it. He seems like a spontaneous dude with an appreciation for the random gems the internet can churn up. 

Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted
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Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn't disappoint in that they're just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

A wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995 gets opened | Dinosaur Dracula Opening wildly corroded can Spider-Man Pasta 1995 thread 1/5 DinosaurDracula New! Chef BOYARDEE PRESENTS MCS PIDER MAN NTA SHAPES ATBALLS OMATO
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Worst Customers People Ever Dealt With

Some customers are the true, living definition of clueless. It's like their brains switch to a mindless, auto pilot state upon entering an establishment. Or maybe the customer is mentally with it, but decided to leave social decency at the door, before entering. No thank you. These folks share their experiences navigating the worst customers they've ever had. 

People describe the worst customers that they've ever dealt with | sweetsummerchild97 2h will never forget time our customers riot cause ran out ketchup there thinking is this peak my US experience?
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Fun Twitter Thread On Making Homemade Yeast

Local yeast geneticist, Sudeep Agarwala, picked up wind that people were encountering yeast shortages. So, like any awesome human being does, Agarwala decided to share a helpful and fun Twitter thread on how one goes about making homemade yeast. 

Fun Twitter thread explains how to make homemade yeast | Sudeep Agarwala @shoelaces3 Friends learned last night over Zoom drinks ya'll're baking so much there's shortage yeast local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here tell this: THERE IS NEVER SHORTAGE YEAST. Here's where viking. Instructions below. 6:16 AM 29 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 17.8K Retweets 73.7K Likes
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Stupid Things Restaurants Used Instead of Dishes

One of the things we don't miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

Dumb objects and things restaurants served food on | pieces of broccoli stuck to barbed wire on a plate | mini burgers served on the back of an electric guitar
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Woman Seeks Pork Chops Recipe, Gets Random Uncle's Life Story

Cath never saw it coming. This guy is right up there with the likes of Ken M, when it comes to trolling the comments section, and throwing unsuspecting folks for a trip. 

Woman wants the perfect pork chops recipe, and the guy in comments trolls her instead | Cath 16 hrs Any tips on cook pork chops without them turning out dry? Can't ever seem get them right! 31 comments O Like Comment Hi Cath. My uncle lived small town Macedonia 3 years late 1980s still part Yugoslavia) and he learned cook most delicious pork chops all-time! Anyone who ever tastes them raves about them. Perfect every time! Michael 2 Like Reply 16h
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People Imagine Gordon Ramsay Roasting Their Kitchens

Gordon Ramsay would have his way with a whole lot of kitchens out there. The infamous wordsmith, the roast master, the creator of such savage rare insults that people melt before his eyes, would no doubt tear into most kitchens. It's just part of what he does. That being said, these folks offered up their kitchen setups as tribute to a fun thread about how Gordon Ramsay would roast them to oblivion. Check out people's favorite Gordon Ramsay insults over here.

People imagine Gordon Ramsay roasting their kitchens | literally_tho_tbh 16h He opens cabinet door and 6,000 mismatched tupperware containers and lids fall out all over floor.
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Turns out you don't need a full orchestra to recreate the sound of a movie about to start. You just need a frying pan and...what is that, eggs? Next do the THX sound on breakfast.

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An Author's Imaginative Thread On Doritos' Supernatural Origins

Author, Chuck Wendig's, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they "bake souls" into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.

Twitter thread from a guy who investigates the origins of Doritos | Chris Sacca liked Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig Buckle up, butterdicks s time talk about Doritos. Doritos CHEESE FLAVOR Party Size! | like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come 10 27 15 682 @ChuckWendig 5h Chuck Wendig O asked my
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The Worst Flavors Of Ice Cream People Had

When it comes to crimes against food, there are people who eat food the wrong way, but evidently there are also people who create food that never should have existed in the first place. Here are the worst ice creams people had that were made out of novelty, curiosity or mistake.

People share the worst flavors of ice cream they've experienced | wisebird24 3.4k points 14 hours ago PNW special: lemon geoduck ice cream were road tripping on coast, stopped tiny ice cream parlor, and decided had try because heck else are going try GEODUCK ICE CREAM? Yes, geoduck is one clam tasted like lemon ice cream with chunks rubber band and hint something deeply unsettling. Not recommended.
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Guy On Twitter Traces Electric Origins Of Triscuit

Sage Boggs shared a Twitter thread that is making the rounds, and it's all about the electric origins of the infamous Triscuit snack. There's the internet for you. You don't normally wake up thinking that you need to know about how Triscuits are legit electric biscuits, but then you learn that they are, and it's pretty awesome. 

Guy on Twitter traces the electric origins of Triscuit | Sage Boggs @sageboggs OK, buckle up wanna talk about Triscuit. Tris cuit NABISCO Baked with 100% Whole Grain Wheat Triscuit ENLARGED T0 SHOW DETAIL SERVING Top with herbed cheese, tomatoes parsley SUGGESTION starts with 3 Simple Ingredients ORIGINAL MADE WITH SEA SALT PER 6 CRACKERS 120 0.5 CALORIES DIETS RICH WHOLE GRAIN FOODS OTHER PLANT FOODS LOW SATURATED FAT CHOLESTEROL, MAY HELP REDUCE RISK HEART DISEASE. 160ng SODIUM SAT FAT SUGARS
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Family Assumes Ordering Same Dish Repeatedly Only Charges Once

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they'd only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you're expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

Family orders the same dish repeatedly, and assumes that they'll only be charged once | Family racks up $100 bill because they don't understand ordering same dish multiple times does not mean only get charged once Long Boy oh boy, some people. Obligatory: On mobile, TL;DR at bottom. This happened yesterday. All prices are Canadian dollars, convert before say 's expensive.
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Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We've seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

Employee catches and humiliates an office food thief by switching candy with chocolate covered ants | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/BatricePergeron 13 hours ago Chocolate Covered Ants Insect- Fearing, Sweet-Thieving Officemate. My wife is lovely woman who not only gets up super early pack lunch work everyday, but also throws suprise treat every once and while all hear stories about people stealing their coworkers lunches out office fridge my case wasn't my lunch started getting stolen at work treat
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Quarantine Hack: Twitter Thread On The Epic Totwaffle

Ada Powers hooked it up with this amazing quarantine hack, amidst the Coronavirus. We're talking about an in-depth explanation on how to create the Totwaffle. It sounds like a pretty dang tasty dish, as well as a fun rare insult to try on someone, if the moment ever calls for it. 

An educational Twitter thread on the awesome tater tot waffle | Ada Powers @mspowahs get on lockdown trying do lot with little s hard find joy midst fear, depression, and austerity s why 's time learn about totwaffles thread) Ore lda GOLDEN TATER TOTS. EURE 11:26 AM 3/19/20 Twitter Web App TATE
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Reasons People Stopped Being Vegan/Vegetarian

Messing too much with your diet can prove to have some unintended consequences, and vegans and vegetarians who aren't careful about balancing their diet correctly can end up with some annoying problems that could be solved by eating meat. If anything, the topic of eating animal products gives us some interesting moments like this tumblr post that calls out vegans for not eating honey or this tumblr post that schooled people on plague and veganism. Here are people's reasons for returning to the meat.

Stories of why vegans and vegetarians ate meat again | reddit posted by lovelymoth My aunt vegetarian health reasons day she got diagnosed with cancer she went n-Out.
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