food

Tumblr, being it's own weird-ass self, went on a anthropological news search for preserved food that could result in the ingredients for a well aged grilled cheese. It's a stupid experiment, but hey, why else do we have the internet? Tumblr has done some amazing work, like the time they ran the math on the exact day of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

For the past few years, people have made a point of tweeting pictures of the food they made at Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay. Pretty typically, Gordon Ramsay responds with no-nonsense brutality. Some of these folks better be trolling, cause these meals are worth roasting. For more Gordon Ramsay food criticism, check these out.

Just in case you wanted to kill your appetite; this dump is for you. A nice steaming dump of absolutely horrendous cursed food. 

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

This is the kind of sh*t that makes the world think Americans are very stupid. What a contaminated mess! 

Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission. 

This is so dang lovably quirky. You won't be able to help yourself from smiling when reading through this dedicated bean and sausage counter's quest to count all them beans. Oh, and Deirdre sounds like a lovely woman. 

Sounds like the guy found his arch nemesis after all! A truly inspiring tale about daring to be the seemingly demonic force in someone's life. 

Yeah, it almost feels like a crime how cheap some of this stuff is. Actually, some of it is! That said, a few bucks for a pineapple that started growing in 2017? Holy crap! If only someday we could add something like healthcare or housing to this list then that'd be cool too, but for now, we got these.

Every time we post one of these it makes us think that there are no legitimate reviews out there. Does anyone every just have a good sandwich anymore? Is it all just angry liars with an axe to grind? Anyway, it sounds like whoever's idea it was to open a diner next to a diner is bound to be a few sandwiches short of, well, a diner.

Vegans NEED to read this one. It might be un-bee-lievable for some vegans, but it sounds like honey is where it's at. 

Obvious Plant produces tons of parody products like toys, costumes and snacks. So reap the rewards of their fantastical weirdness and tremendous sentence fragments! Here are a few more Obvious Plant products that planted laughter in our lives.

We're happy that the internet manages to churn out situations that have no good explanation. So let your imagination wander through these funny, strange, and sometimes awful images of pure weird. If you want some more sinister cursed images, then check out some more awful weirdness here.

Cursed images are truly a wonder of the internet and for good reason. The photos are so strange that we're happy to view it from behind a screen and that's it. 

We're huge fans of calling out ridiculous and stupid lies on the internet, as well as long, specific and hilariously overthought tumblr threads. But when the two collide. Oh hell yeah. Anyway beware people lying about magical melons online.

Companies don't necessarily have to be shifty and predatory, but some definitely are. Here are some products that have mastered the bait-and-switch, as well as the just-plain-bad. If you wanna see more creatively misleading products and services, check out these 21 deceptive designs and manipulative products designed by jerks.