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20+ Pizza Delivery Drivers Remember Their Most Messed Up Deliveries

These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time. 


If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!

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Contortionist on Painkillers Becomes Horror Monster in Hilarious Late Night Burrito Story

Tumblr never disappoints with the weird, specific and overthought pieces of gold, like this mathematical deduction of and Ice Cube Song. Anyway, here's a story of the time a contortionist friend did everything in her power to get a burrito. The results are pretty fantastic.

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As we all know, certain restaurant chains will give you a free meal if it's your birthday. This dude upped the ante by visiting as many places as he could. The results are...here. 

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This man sure can eat a lot of ham and make it look like no big deal. As the video keeps going, the ham quickly becomes the most normal thing about the whole situation. Can anyone pin down what kind of accent this guy has?

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18 Waiters And Waitresses Reveal The Dead Giveaways They're Serving A First Date

Waiters and waitresses have that outside-in perspective when it comes to you entering their domain, to take a chance at meeting someone for your first date. Those sporadic conversations you have with your date, consisting of information you'd already know if the other person was a consistent part of your life, are a giveaway. But at the same time, things aren't always as they appear. Maybe you're reading this as someone who's in a loving relationship, and realizing you might look like you're on a first date with your partner, every time you guys go out! 

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My heart would've exploded from the sheer amount of stress in that buildup too. Gordon Ramsay left us surprised on this one! If you want to revisit some of his famous roasts, check out this gallery over here!

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The Mayhem From A Coworker Bringing Raw Chicken To The Office In 14 Live Tweets

"I'm watching natural selection happen in real time." A woman's coworker brings raw chicken to the office, and fortunately for us, she was ready to live tweet the harrowing experience. All becomes undone, as stomachs wrestle what sounds like a solid case of food poisoning. 

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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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25 Infuriatingly Misleading Products Designed by the Devil Himself

Sometimes the fine print won't even help you. These immoral businesses tried to swindle customers with misleading bait and switch tactics, as well as comically strange lying strategies. We could give them credit for being clever, but we don't want to.

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Aggressively Impatient KitchenAid Buyer Gets A Slice Of Justice After Sending Rude Messages

When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really. 

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This is what a hot circle of cheesy garbage looks like. Yes, shove that shit into the oven, the fiery pits of hell from whence it came, my dude. But even then, can you tell me you wouldn't f*ck with a bite after closing down a bar with a night of heavy drinking? Not sure how things would shake out afterwards though. 

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27 Creepy, Filthy and Stupid Design Failures

Not much compares to a poorly designed masterpiece of stupid. One man's mistake at work is another man's sweet, scrumptious fail. We love seeing all the fruits of the world's strange coincidences, laziness and poor judgement. When they're unintentionally filthy, that makes them even better. And holy crap, these seem to happen a lot.

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11 Frustrating Images That Are The Opposite Of Oddly Satisfying

You might find yourself grinding your teeth halfway through this list, without realizing it, and that is a perfectly rational reaction. Cause these are the infuriating opposite of those oddly satisfying images that'll occasionally grace our news feeds. 

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Every now and again a hero of the internet steps up, to give us the invaluable knowledge we all need to feed our hungry souls. Binging With Babish has delivered in the most clutch way possible. We finally have video instructions on how to forge the Krabby Patty Supreme! Dreams do come true, and they look like this. 

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29 Delectable Looking Objects That Are Totally Not for Eating

Some of this stuff looks absolutely delicious, but watch out, it's probably an inedible gemstone. The people at r/forbiddensnacks are very serious about finding all the delicious looking non-food objects in our world, and can you blame them? These molds, landscapes and cleaning products look great.

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18 Twitter Users Reveal the Weirdest Snacks They Ate as Kids

Radio host Sam Sanders asked his fellow twitter users what kind of strange delicacies they created for themselves as children. The results were, really, pretty gross. Lots of peanut butter, ketchup, kraft singles and coca powder went into these people's upbringings. And not necessarily in separate dishes either.

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