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Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes

This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet. 

A funny Tumblr thread uses cultural stereotypes to imagine various hilarious recipes | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked
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Facebook Group Roasts Coriander With Fiery Memes

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

Facebook group roasts coriander with a collection of spicy memes | CORANDER Hate Coriander 26 July at 01:05·O Have good weekend and stay away Devil's 'Erb, fam! Team IHC x feels eat bit Coriander weren't expecting | RANDER Hate Coriander 30 July at 03:27 O ROS True story Coriander is just soap disguised as herb Spider Man presentation
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Karen's Manager Request Backfires

Karen the customer insisted on speaking to a manager, and came to find out that she was indeed already speaking to the manager. Nothing could quite warm the heart like getting to put a Karen customer in her place, by simply telling the truth. The best part with this particular scenario too, is that when Karen finds out she's already speaking to a manager, she tries and fails again to stir up drama. Best eat somewhere else next time, Karen. 

Check out some more Karen drama with the time that Karen lied to her coworkers about a back injury, and ended up getting spotted at a pool hall.

Karen asks to speak to a manager, she's already speaking to one, and a reality check ensues | r/TalesFromYourServer u/inghiirrirrinhhi ly Join want see manager am manager Long Many moons ago duty manager restaurant/ bistro/bar/beer garden. During food service hours 6p-10p would be float area area and help where needed. This usually restaurant section as full table service; where as other areas customer approached bar/bistro order and collect their own meals/drinks.
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Stuff that Looks like Food but Isn't

The world is full of delicious looking things that aren't actually food. A pickle chip could be a turtle, ice cream could actually be spackle, and caramel could end up being an eraser. Some things, even dangerous and prohibitively crunchy things, end up looking like delicious food.

Things that look like food but aren't food | yellow snake wrapped around a bowl of bananas | mushrooms that look like pancakes with maple syrup
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Karen Customer Defeated By Overwhelming Kindness

Oh boy, this is just beautiful. Karen the customer came in to a restaurant ready to stir up all kinds of trouble with her toxic stance of ferocious entitlement; but she met her match. Yes, turns out the best medicine for dealing with an angry Karen is to meet the entitlement with pure and unwavering kindness. It's as if the wholesome kindness counterbalances the negative Karen energy. 

Check out some more Karen content with this work Karen who made everyone get up for a 4AM meeting.

Karen the customer gets outsmarted by overwhelmingly kind customer service | r/TalesFromYourServer Join u/Asshole_Catharsis 13d Kill 'em with kindness" made Karen so paranoid she thought fucked with her food Long managing on this busy eve group 8 had walked and were quoted 30-45 mins about 35 mins two tables opened up could push together. But apparently leader pack wanted speak with Hi were quoted 30 minutes s already 10 past really upset and want know going do
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AskReddit Thread: Buffet Workers' Horror Stories

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the gnarliest things that buffet workers have witnessed. Buffets certainly attract all kinds of monstrous food creations. On top of that, the customers can get real interesting. 

Buffet workers share their horror stories in an AskReddit thread | sixpackshaker• 339d My first job as dishwasher an all can eat fried catfish buffet. People are animals. Especially ones get far more food off buffet than they can eat. Then they take left overs and pile them on plate or tray, cover ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over top all lot people did got at least two plates like night. 6.8k
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Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

This quick and informative Tumblr thread addresses vegans and their occasional decision to not eat honey. It might be un-bee-lievable for some vegans to hear, but honey is where it's at. Check out another quality Tumblr thread, with this thread about a contortionist's quest for a burrito leaving a 7-11 cashier traumatized.

An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.
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Cursed Foods from the Devil's Pantry

Who knew food in unconventional positions and combinations could illicit such an emotional reaction. Anyway, these are horrible and discomforting. The hardest part about this is that you know a few of these are just photos of someone's dinner. Anyway for more horror here's cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen.

Horrible and gross cursed food | IMPROVED TASTE Wish Bone Campbell's Turkey Chunky Blue Cheese GRAVY sauces in spray bottles | toilet bowl used to eat cereal
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Boss Reality Checks Awful Customers

These nasty customers were just asking for it. Fortunately the restaurant owner was more than ready to put them in check. Can't imagine the look of outrage on the dad's face. 

An awesome boss reality checks some awful and entitled customers | r/TalesFromYourServer Join u/cawatxcamt 2y FOH lifer time my boss told some awful people restaurants work Long worked at restaurant across state park entrance. Spring through summer were insanely busy as were favorite both tourists and locals wasn't unusual tourists treat us like garbage or be inconsiderate our policies, such as large sign on gate our patio telling people dine only and see host be seated there such problem fact e
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At this point we're kind of blending the lines between speed-running and just "doing something fast." Anyway, here's actual video game speedrunner Arcus doing his thing IRL.

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Tumblr Unites To Create An Ancient Grilled Cheese

There Tumblr goes again with the random and entirely unforeseen gold. This time, we've got Tumblr users joining forces to craft an ancient grilled cheese. Cool and silly stuff. Check out more totally wacky and funny Tumblr gems over here.

Tumblr figures out how to make an ancient grilled cheese. | Person - 2,000-year-old lump butter found Irish bog However, despite bog butter being technically edible, researchers advise against eating CAN STILL EAT FUCKING BOG BUTTER? dreamingofbabylon Fellas got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience legendary Grilled Cheese
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Worst Things People found In Their Food

Quality control at a restaurant isn't something a whole lot of people think about. If you're buying a burger, your thought process is probably a version of "I will buy the burger and eat the burger." But finding something like a bolt, or an animal, or worse, half an animal, in your food is enough to ruin your day. Sometimes people are just dumb like the time Chipotle had to field complaints about people finding bayleaves in their food. People will eat some pretty bonkers cursed foods, like this guy who gave himself food poisoning to win an argument.

Disgusting things people found in their food.
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Twitter Thread: The Ominous Origins Of Doritos

Chuck Wendig crafted a gem of a Twitter thread when he decided to "research" the origins of Doritos. Things certainly escalated quickly. Knew that crunch was too good to be true. 

Twitter thread about the ominous meaning of Doritos | Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h v Replying ChuckWendig like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come O 18 2731 1,446 Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h asked my dogs and my son and all quarantine but all came consensus s probably doradito, or "golden
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Delicious Looking Things that Aren't Actually Food

Our world is full of things that look like good food but aren't. It could be a manhole cover that looks like a waffle, mushrooms that look like mac and cheese, or an entire continent that looks like a steak dinner. There's a heaping helping of automotive products, paint, dice, sponges and other random junk that looks like tasty food but isn't.

Funny forbidden snacks that look like food but aren't | things that look like food but are inedible pringle on a bathtub edge | tree trunk folded into itself Cinnamon Stick
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Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

Man, oh, man, this collection of related complaints are all centered on bothering Chipotle about putting some bay leaves in their food. Yes, that is a bay leaf. No, it is not a leaf like they think it is. Hopefully the cluelessness doesn't reach beyond ignorance of bay leaves, and apply in such an extreme degree to the rest of their lives. 

Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE
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Sister Always Steals Sibling's Food, Sibling Takes Revenge At Graduation

The proper petty revenge is its own kind of art form. This sibling decided to take their revenge against a sister who wouldn't keep her hands off their desserts, come graduation day. Can't even imagine the look on the sister's face. 

Sister always eats her sibling's desserts, so the sibling takes revenge on graduation day | r/pettyrevenge u/BranMoff Tarkin 2y Join 1 Sister always steals my food make fool myself on her graduation stop her come family 6: my parents, my older sister, my older brother, my little brother, and Often order bribe us into good behavior, our parents would buy us our favorite candy munch on car. Now never exactly been giving person, not huge on sharing just sake sharing. My parents, however, were tryin
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