food

This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet. 

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

Karen the customer insisted on speaking to a manager, and came to find out that she was indeed already speaking to the manager. Nothing could quite warm the heart like getting to put a Karen customer in her place, by simply telling the truth. The best part with this particular scenario too, is that when Karen finds out she's already speaking to a manager, she tries and fails again to stir up drama. Best eat somewhere else next time, Karen. 

Check out some more Karen drama with the time that Karen lied to her coworkers about a back injury, and ended up getting spotted at a pool hall.

The world is full of delicious looking things that aren't actually food. A pickle chip could be a turtle, ice cream could actually be spackle, and caramel could end up being an eraser. Some things, even dangerous and prohibitively crunchy things, end up looking like delicious food.

Oh boy, this is just beautiful. Karen the customer came in to a restaurant ready to stir up all kinds of trouble with her toxic stance of ferocious entitlement; but she met her match. Yes, turns out the best medicine for dealing with an angry Karen is to meet the entitlement with pure and unwavering kindness. It's as if the wholesome kindness counterbalances the negative Karen energy. 

Check out some more Karen content with this work Karen who made everyone get up for a 4AM meeting.

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the gnarliest things that buffet workers have witnessed. Buffets certainly attract all kinds of monstrous food creations. On top of that, the customers can get real interesting. 

This quick and informative Tumblr thread addresses vegans and their occasional decision to not eat honey. It might be un-bee-lievable for some vegans to hear, but honey is where it's at. Check out another quality Tumblr thread, with this thread about a contortionist's quest for a burrito leaving a 7-11 cashier traumatized.

Who knew food in unconventional positions and combinations could illicit such an emotional reaction. Anyway, these are horrible and discomforting. The hardest part about this is that you know a few of these are just photos of someone's dinner. Anyway for more horror here's cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen.

These nasty customers were just asking for it. Fortunately the restaurant owner was more than ready to put them in check. Can't imagine the look of outrage on the dad's face. 

There Tumblr goes again with the random and entirely unforeseen gold. This time, we've got Tumblr users joining forces to craft an ancient grilled cheese. Cool and silly stuff. Check out more totally wacky and funny Tumblr gems over here.

Quality control at a restaurant isn't something a whole lot of people think about. If you're buying a burger, your thought process is probably a version of "I will buy the burger and eat the burger." But finding something like a bolt, or an animal, or worse, half an animal, in your food is enough to ruin your day. Sometimes people are just dumb like the time Chipotle had to field complaints about people finding bayleaves in their food. People will eat some pretty bonkers cursed foods, like this guy who gave himself food poisoning to win an argument.

Chuck Wendig crafted a gem of a Twitter thread when he decided to "research" the origins of Doritos. Things certainly escalated quickly. Knew that crunch was too good to be true. 

Our world is full of things that look like good food but aren't. It could be a manhole cover that looks like a waffle, mushrooms that look like mac and cheese, or an entire continent that looks like a steak dinner. There's a heaping helping of automotive products, paint, dice, sponges and other random junk that looks like tasty food but isn't.

Man, oh, man, this collection of related complaints are all centered on bothering Chipotle about putting some bay leaves in their food. Yes, that is a bay leaf. No, it is not a leaf like they think it is. Hopefully the cluelessness doesn't reach beyond ignorance of bay leaves, and apply in such an extreme degree to the rest of their lives. 

The proper petty revenge is its own kind of art form. This sibling decided to take their revenge against a sister who wouldn't keep her hands off their desserts, come graduation day. Can't even imagine the look on the sister's face.