food

The collective opinion in the comments section for this particular AITA seems to be that this parent was not in the wrong. They simply insisted on teaching their daughter a lesson about not wasting food, and also not forcing your beliefs on others. 

We're throwing it back to this oldie goldie, where a dude unleashed total rage on the state of his burrito. Some people can get themselves worked up over just about anything. When it comes to the very serious nature of the quality of a burrito, we have to say that we get it. It is no laughing matter. And seriously, people eat burritos with forks? Nope. Please, nope. For more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about the universal language of public transportation.

Thinking he was making the more affordable choice, this guy accidentally ate himself a few hundred dollar's worth of high-end beef. Without the knowledge that this is how restaurants price this stuff, we would probably have made the same mistake. For some other things to not buy, here are absurdly overpriced things people have seen.

Man, oh, man, this dude is a walking red flag. He bothers his ex about getting help during a rough time, and when she actually pulls through and gets the dude a giant pizza, he pitches a fit! Truly surreal. Check out another case of painfully obnoxious entitlement with this rude choosing beggar who got more than he bargained for.

This guy's quick tale of the time that he ate too many oranges and got sick might make you feel better about your biggest brain farts. The poor guy thought he'd gotten sick, and was reasonably concerned about getting the rest of his family sick, only to realize that he'd been unknowingly inhaling mold spores. 

The mineral world is vast and full of diverse colors, shapes and textures, and it just so happens that a few of them end up looking like desserts, meat and fried food. It's uncanny how something that could look so much like a nice piece of food could literally break all your teeth. There's tons of things that look like tasty food but aren't. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about gross food combinations that are actually delicious. If anything, experimenting with some of these food combinations could make for some fun dares with friends. 

Sometimes, while navigating our incredible world, we forgot to smell the roses, or in this case, taste the multi-colored dice that look like fruit gummies. There are so many delicious looking things that aren't actually food out there, and while it's best not to try to lick a ball of uranium, it sure looks tantalizing.

Very curious as to what the difference in taste is between the chicken and the real chicken. These menu fails really go to show that a mere letter can make a world of a difference. 

If you subscribe to the belief that the shape of the starch component defines the dish, then a hot dog in a bun suddenly starts to enter taco territory. This radical form of classification is reminiscent of the whole "coconuts are mammals" Tumblr thread. For some more Tumblr gems, here's some Tumblr gold harvested from Tumblr's rabbit holes.

It sucks when a roommate steals your stuff. It sucks more when they deny it. That said, if they do deny it, that means that they shouldn't have any problem with the food you choose to buy, right? For more tales of food thieves, here's an office food thief that got caught by a nanny cam as well as a frustrating and unbelievably entitled coworker who demanded a party and took the leftovers.

What a fascinating snapshot of history. This thread also might make you crave some Chinese American food like none other. Consider yourself warned. 

Nothing tops the sweetness of a successful petty revenge like being validated by others around you that you were in the right all along. Sounds like Karen was going way too hard on the salt with her cooking. So, a simple decision to hide those salt shakers resulted in everyone being pleased. Nicely done. 

This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet.