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These servers are sharing the dirty ins and outs of having to deal with all kinds of entitled and demanding customers. In a perfect world customers would always be considerate, and not make people just trying to help them out with their food have to suffer through a living hell. 

Anyone who has ever muddled through the grind that is working customer service will connect with these painfully relatable memes. On a good day, maybe only one customer drives you nuts. On the other days however, it can begin to feel like the whole world is against you. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for chefs to share the red flags that customers should keep a critical eye out for, while eating out. The following insights serve as a guide for how to avoid a potentially high risk, food poisoning situation. Gotta watch out for those dirty soda dispenser nozzles, man. 

The level of selfish entitlement that goes into thinking it's okay to demand a cake from a co-worker, and then threaten to bring HR into the mess if said request isn't fulfilled, is mind blowing. The fact that the choosing beggar threatens they'll "avoid them from now on" is the true icing on the cake. Absolutely ridiculous. 

Turns out itchy is not a flavor, and that it might mean there's an allergic reaction going down. 

Twitter users are sharing examples of their biggest brain farts when it came to ordering food and drinks, and the stubborn persistence that ensued when it came to eating the food and finishing the drinks. Honestly, chocolate on the omelette doesn't sound terrible for some reason. 

Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission. 

First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

We're not awesome cooks ourselves, but we know how to not accidentally turn a pasta dinner into a bomb. The same can't be said for some of these folks who couldn't stand the heat and should therefore remove themselves from the kitchen. For more cooking related stuff, here's Gordon Ramsey making fun of peoples mediocre cooking.

This Tumblr user put together an impressive list of most of the wild people they've met while delivering pizzas.You don't think about it a lot, but absolutely crazy people like pizza too. So it makes sense that someone would have to deliver pizza to some outstanding characters, and it makes extra sense that they'd make an impressive list of the people they've seen. For a wholesome yet short tale of humor and pizza, check out this pizza guy who screwed up and had to stand in the corner.

Here's some pizza knowledge to drop at your next pizza soirée. If you want to rekindle that whole feud about pineapple on pizza, let this be a reminder that it was invented by a Greek guy in Canada. Pizza is good, and absolutely crazy people like it too, which inspired this list of one pizza delivery driver's strangest customers.

There is a Facebook group with over 200,000 people bonding over their shared hatred for coriander. The memes inspired by this hatred are spicy comedy gems. In all fairness, coriander is one of those things you love or hate the absolute sh*t out of. Some people think it tastes like soap. 

There you have it folks, peak vegan entitlement has been reached. It smells a lot like a nice steak grilling up next door. Apparently, Cilla Carden, a vegan woman in Australia sued her neighbors because she could smell them cooking meats and fish next door. 

I wonder how many times she showed up red-faced, angrily knocking on their door, and frantically asking them to stop cooking their food before she took this to court? Maybe a few, half dozen, or not at all? Did she just go from 0 to 100 right away? 

Carden's made a claim that her neighbors are grilling meats and fish in their own backyards to piss her off on purpose. I mean, can you even argue with that level of delusion? 

The case ended up making it all the way to Western Australia's Supreme Court, where it was dismissed in favor of the neighbors, in July. The court asked for the neighbors to please direct their energy toward the resolution of their differences as best as they can. So basically, pull it together, and move on.