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Twitter user @Sp00kynugget decided to relax in a bath after a long day. Now, this is no ordinary bath of relaxation. She threw what looks like hundreds, if not thousands, of hot Cheetos into said bath. Naturally, people had questions and also were outraged on Twitter. 

Get a load of the audacity on this office food thief! This woman was muddling through the sleep-deprived existence of raising a new baby, while working a job, and as it turns out, dealing with the antics of an office food thief. Eventually, the office food thief's blind greed boiled over to such a point that they were opening new packages of food and leaving the wrappers around. The woman had enough, and took her revenge with the help of a nanny cam. Smooth move. 

Steak-Umm strikes gold on Twitter again. This time, it's a feverish thread about a Valentine's Day date that takes an unexpected turn down mints-falling-from-the-ceiling-lane. Yes, that happens at one point. If you don't want to engage your imagination and enjoy some vivid imagery from the wild world of Steak-Umm, then keep browsing the web as you were. 

BUT, if you want to get momentarily lost in an unpredictable, blessed, Twitter thread that doesn't make any sense but also makes total sense, then read this shit from Steak-Umm. It is a trip. 

The people at r/forbiddensnacks are committed to finding things that look delicious but are otherwise not food or straight up harmful. It's a world of fungi that look like donuts, landscapes that look like rare steaks and just delectable looking spider eggs. It's stuff that looks like delicious food but isn't.

This caring husband learned a tough lesson in the value of telling the truth, when it comes to your partner's cooking. In his case, it sounds like he was really trying to do the right thing. Unfortunately, his pursuit toward doing the right thing resulted in a dinner party dealing with a gnarly case of food-related illness. Sounds like they'll get over it after the wife calms down. 

This deeply dissatisfied customer sounds like they've hit their breaking point when it comes to exercising patience over an employee's painfully slow cheese cutting abilities. At the end of the day, the job might just not be a good fit for the employee. Cutting cheese isn't for everyone. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for buffet workers to share the very best and worst of their horror stories. The following snapshots of meals and adults having full-fledged childlike tantrums would make anyone's stomach turn. Buffets just have a knack for bringing out the insanity buried deep within people. 

Elan Gale, who is an author and producer best known for his work on The Bachelor, made some waves on Twitter for his helpful Twitter thread about how to avoid dull and boring salads. This could be just the kind of advice that people struggling to choke down that next flavorless salad so sorely needed. 

Well this is definitely one of those fun AskReddit threads that the internet was made for. Someone asked people to imagine what kinds of sentences a judge would give out to people that were being punished for actual food crimes, in a food court. Things like stealing all of your SO's fries and straight up biting into a Kit Kat bar, are being recognized as the wrongful behavior that they are. 

Every kind of cuisine comes with its own set of expectations and challenges. Often the biggest challenge is knowing that you won't make it as well as your mom made it. For more creative stuff, here are some comedy gems from the wild world of Tumblr.

Twitter was still fresh off its heated debate regarding how to best eat chicken wings, and here we are again. This time everything is at stake over a turkey sandwich that may or may not have way too much spinach stuffed inside of it. Some people are saying it looks like the person was trying to launder money/spinach in that sandwich, while others think it's all good. 

Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those things that folks assume are healthy, while in fact they are nothing of the sort. Labels can be very deceptive. Many people could really benefit from doing some research of their own before assuming that a "nutrition bar" or health drink is actually good for them.