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Delicious Looking Things that Aren't Actually Food

Our world is full of things that look like good food but aren't. It could be a manhole cover that looks like a waffle, mushrooms that look like mac and cheese, or an entire continent that looks like a steak dinner. There's a heaping helping of automotive products, paint, dice, sponges and other random junk that looks like tasty food but isn't.

Funny forbidden snacks that look like food but aren't | things that look like food but are inedible pringle on a bathtub edge | tree trunk folded into itself Cinnamon Stick
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Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

Man, oh, man, this collection of related complaints are all centered on bothering Chipotle about putting some bay leaves in their food. Yes, that is a bay leaf. No, it is not a leaf like they think it is. Hopefully the cluelessness doesn't reach beyond ignorance of bay leaves, and apply in such an extreme degree to the rest of their lives. 

Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE
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Tumblr Thread: Unbridled Joy Of Digging Into Watermelons

This quick and entertaining Tumblr thread shines light on the wild joy that is digging into watermelons with a reckless abandon, barehanded, and just feasting on them. We get a quick story from a dude who worked at a summer camp, and witnessed the feral energy that can come from such an event. Watermelons and summertime is where it's at. 

A quick and funny Tumblr post about the joy of eating watermelons with your bare hands | savedgame fuck pridot worked at summer camp did scavenger hunt where kids ran all over property collecting "magic acorns" aka watermelons just covered tinfoil and painted. their last hint led them roof where they discovered
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Snackers Rank Their Favorite Chex Mix Pieces

Ah, yes, the internet has found something new to weigh in on, and disagree over. Yes, we're looking at which Chex Mix pieces rank superior over the others. This is no laughing matter. People have strong opinions, and cast grave judgments over others for their ultimate selections. There would seem to be a strong split over the quality of those rye chips. Some love it, and some can't stand the thought of it. 

Snackers rank their favorite Chex Mix pieces | TERRELL @terrellgrice 1. Rye Chip (controversial, provocative, delicious) 2. Corn Chex crunch sumthin serious) 3. Wheat Chex (yum) 4. Square Pretzel (cool) 5. Circle Pretzel mean ok, but see #4) 6. Mini Breadstick (get thee behind Satan)
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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm

There's no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it's strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

A collection of cursed food items that are just hard to look at | round cake made from jello spaghetti o's with sausages stuck in the middle
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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we're looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

Guy gives himself food poisoning for the sake of winning an argument | r/tifu Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning win petty argument. Have ever done dumb thing out spite? Buckle up have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are low-guilt sauce converyor belt my mouth stocked up on pasta sauce and taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end story. So couple days ago my boyfriend, let's call him David, f
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Company Overhears Employee Roleplaying with Lunch

Usually embarrassing unmuted moments like this come from when someone is badmouthing the CEO, but this person was just being weird while eating food. Hopefully things end up okay. Sometimes we get ourselves into some embarrassing ad stupid situations, like this guy who thought a date was a job interview.

Employee talks to food while boss and coworkers overhear.
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Uncomfortable, Mostly Cursed Food Related Images

There's something so universal about the feeling of disgust people get when they see a bowl of ketchup covered banana slices or a milky bowl of thumbtacks. Here's some cursed food and a few other basically uncomfortable things to keep it spicy. Cursed images just make you feel weird, man.

Uncomfortable images and gross cursed food | Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella spaghetti
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Woman Finds Worm In Salad, Surprising Customer Service Story Ensues

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury's pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

Woman discovers a worm in her salad, and a surprising customer service story results | Leila Jayne Daly Sainsbury's September 7 at 1:06pm Portishead e Dear Sainsbury's is with sad heart write inform lettuce made fat. Today, starving entered my kitchen make my lunch. Upon opening this fine lettuce noticed someone had already began eating Who, may ask? Well this little worm. As can imagine absolutely horrified. My children started crying, my cats started headbutting wall shock soiled myself, my
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Vegan Learns That Mayo Isn't Vegan

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan's face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

Subway employee teaches vegan that mayo isn't vegan | So work at Subway, yesterday had chick come she told she wanted Veggie Delight. As went get bread she asked if could change my gloves cause she vegan and had been handling meat did no problem, perfectly reasonable request get her bread, toast and put all veggies she wants on start wrap up her sandwich she says can get some mayo?"
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Dad Cooks Bacon, Vegan Daughter Isn't Having It

This dad took to Reddit to ask folks whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to continue his enjoyment of bacon, even though it created distress for his vegan daughter's lifestyle. Folks seem to agree that dad isn't doing anything wrong at all. 

Dad enjoys cooking bacon, and his daughter doesn't like it | WIBTA refusing stop cooking bacon my kitchen due my teenage daughters vegan lifestyle? Not hole Dad here, old fart, loves his daughter pieces but struggling see eye eye with my teenager and wife on this one always been meat eating family live rural Midwest and bacon breakfast is pretty much given. This year my 14 y/o daughter decided go vegan, and jumped onto her support team with enthusiasm learned substitute ingredients, cook new
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Chef Reuses Customers' Unfinished Soups, Loses Restaurant

Seriously, this son sounds like he was a real piece of work. Dude takes over his family's restaurant, has the opportunity to carry on an honored legacy, and proceeds to spit right in its face. Reusing people's unfinished soups and serving them back to other folks because he "believed" that the heat in the soup burned the germs off, is next level delusional. Sounds like the guy getting reported and shut down was for the best. All in all, a delicious pro revenge, and even with the original recipe thrown in at the end. Love it. 

Entitled son takes over as chef, reuses customers' unfinished soups, and gets reported | This revenge story happened 90s working after school as line cook chef's assistant at Chinese restaurant place specialized noodle soups, with main attraction being our soup stock owner used much revered passed down family recipe consisted freshly cracked pork bones, fresh spices and fresh vegetables all kept at rolling boil over 12 hours had be started night before and owner very particular about soup stock.
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Inedible but Delicious Looking Objects

Why do they make earplugs look so goddamn tasty looking? Here are things that look like food but would either taste bad, be impossible to chew, break your teeth, or bite you back. Too much stuff in this world looks like food but isn't. Here are the bugs, wood shavings and rocks that look tasty in all their forbidden bounty.

Objects that look like food but are not food | clear box of pink and yellow ear plugs that look like gummy candies | PENNZOIL WHEEL BEARING RED GREASE jam ice cream sorbet
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Western Foods that are Weird to Visitors

Admittedly cheese is kind of a strange thing, and to the uninitiated, it's hard to forget that sausage (at its best, even) is an animal's butt stuffed with itself. If you come from a land of avocado dessert milk drinks, then guacamole probably looks like an atrocity. Here's some culture shock had by Europeans in the United States. Culture shock can come from even the smallest things, like this cultural collide over what lemonade is.

American food that foreign visitors find weird | NitroChili 14.4k points 9 hours ago family friend South Africa commented on pumpkin pie once Wait put PUMPKINS into PIE Why would do
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Now let's just get a video of Ryan Reynolds dressed up as Deadpool, enjoying this wonderful creation. 

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Absolutely Bonkers Cursed Foods People Ate

Cursed food involves all those strange and seemingly awful food/drink combinations that we'd think no rational human being would consider eating in the first place. But hey, people have all kinds of different tastes. Some folks enjoy dipping burritos in milk, or slapping some peanut butter on a fresh slice of pizza. Yeah, the stomach might've made interesting noises upon thinking about what that could taste like. Check out some visual imagery of cursed food that could've been created in the underworld's kitchen.

People describe the most outrageous cursed foods they've seen eaten | HumansAreGarbage2019 1y Moms boyfriend. Crushed cheez- crackers into his coffee day he ate waffles covered spinach and fish sticks drizzled with syrup. All while LOUDLY smackin his lips sayin "uuuh so goooood Mom says dont let bother bothers .
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