food

Our world is full of things that look like good food but aren't. It could be a manhole cover that looks like a waffle, mushrooms that look like mac and cheese, or an entire continent that looks like a steak dinner. There's a heaping helping of automotive products, paint, dice, sponges and other random junk that looks like tasty food but isn't.

Man, oh, man, this collection of related complaints are all centered on bothering Chipotle about putting some bay leaves in their food. Yes, that is a bay leaf. No, it is not a leaf like they think it is. Hopefully the cluelessness doesn't reach beyond ignorance of bay leaves, and apply in such an extreme degree to the rest of their lives. 

This quick and entertaining Tumblr thread shines light on the wild joy that is digging into watermelons with a reckless abandon, barehanded, and just feasting on them. We get a quick story from a dude who worked at a summer camp, and witnessed the feral energy that can come from such an event. Watermelons and summertime is where it's at. 

Ah, yes, the internet has found something new to weigh in on, and disagree over. Yes, we're looking at which Chex Mix pieces rank superior over the others. This is no laughing matter. People have strong opinions, and cast grave judgments over others for their ultimate selections. There would seem to be a strong split over the quality of those rye chips. Some love it, and some can't stand the thought of it. 

There's no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it's strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we're looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

Usually embarrassing unmuted moments like this come from when someone is badmouthing the CEO, but this person was just being weird while eating food. Hopefully things end up okay. Sometimes we get ourselves into some embarrassing ad stupid situations, like this guy who thought a date was a job interview.

There's something so universal about the feeling of disgust people get when they see a bowl of ketchup covered banana slices or a milky bowl of thumbtacks. Here's some cursed food and a few other basically uncomfortable things to keep it spicy. Cursed images just make you feel weird, man.

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury's pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan's face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

This dad took to Reddit to ask folks whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to continue his enjoyment of bacon, even though it created distress for his vegan daughter's lifestyle. Folks seem to agree that dad isn't doing anything wrong at all. 

Seriously, this son sounds like he was a real piece of work. Dude takes over his family's restaurant, has the opportunity to carry on an honored legacy, and proceeds to spit right in its face. Reusing people's unfinished soups and serving them back to other folks because he "believed" that the heat in the soup burned the germs off, is next level delusional. Sounds like the guy getting reported and shut down was for the best. All in all, a delicious pro revenge, and even with the original recipe thrown in at the end. Love it. 

Why do they make earplugs look so goddamn tasty looking? Here are things that look like food but would either taste bad, be impossible to chew, break your teeth, or bite you back. Too much stuff in this world looks like food but isn't. Here are the bugs, wood shavings and rocks that look tasty in all their forbidden bounty.

Admittedly cheese is kind of a strange thing, and to the uninitiated, it's hard to forget that sausage (at its best, even) is an animal's butt stuffed with itself. If you come from a land of avocado dessert milk drinks, then guacamole probably looks like an atrocity. Here's some culture shock had by Europeans in the United States. Culture shock can come from even the smallest things, like this cultural collide over what lemonade is.

Cursed food involves all those strange and seemingly awful food/drink combinations that we'd think no rational human being would consider eating in the first place. But hey, people have all kinds of different tastes. Some folks enjoy dipping burritos in milk, or slapping some peanut butter on a fresh slice of pizza. Yeah, the stomach might've made interesting noises upon thinking about what that could taste like. Check out some visual imagery of cursed food that could've been created in the underworld's kitchen.