food

Some of this stuff looks absolutely delicious, but watch out, it's probably an inedible gemstone. The people at r/forbiddensnacks are very serious about finding all the delicious looking non-food objects in our world, and can you blame them? These molds, landscapes and cleaning products look great.

Radio host Sam Sanders asked his fellow twitter users what kind of strange delicacies they created for themselves as children. The results were, really, pretty gross. Lots of peanut butter, ketchup, kraft singles and coca powder went into these people's upbringings. And not necessarily in separate dishes either.

The angry burrito enthusiast pulled ZERO punches in the crafting of this post. 

Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.

Here are a bunch of failure-tastic reasons to have someone else check your work.

Whether it's living up, or down, to our name, you be the judge. It was a morning, not unlike most others. The Twitterverse was aflame with controversy, and in this case, the point of focus for us (cause we err on the side of absurdity), was a photoshop-crafted rumor of Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tarts. The humanity! People were losing their minds. So well, I stepped in, and asked if these sick creations might be frosted with ranch. And there it is. The FAIL. The stupidity. The learning. It's a Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tart, my dude. No ranch on this shit, unless you're a maniacal, ranch-crazed beast; and in that case, pour a little extra for the FAIL at hand.

But hey, that's what we're here for. Sharing the fails, and crafting some of our own (unknowingly), along the way. In this case, we've got one we think you'll enjoy. And what would we be without capitalizing on our own Fails? I mean, come on. Follow us over on Twitter here, if you want to catch me doing more spicy banter, stupid shit, and playing around in the Twitterverse. 

When I die, bury me in a Pizza Hut buffet. I don't care what it takes, make it happen. When Imgur User, Whiskers7, spotted a Pizza Hut restaurant with the buffet, they decided to cruise through for a nostalgic tour of past time that should really make a comeback. On their visit, they were quick to see a self serve soft serve, a pasta station, garlic bread slices, and a mountainous spread of glorious, 'ZA. Like, what else could you want. Let's bring this sh*t back already, Pizza Hut. 

Steak-Umm's went OFF on Twitter yesterday. Last we heard from them they were unleashing a millennial-focused rant. See here. This new thread found its inspiration from Valiant Comics and their tweet grouping them with Hot Pockets. As it turns out there's a lot more to the picture than we previously assumed. Their history is one marked by gritty determination, volatile chaos, and even exile. I just really hope the internet steps up to crank out some fan art for this. The world needs it like nobody's business. 

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

Ramen's cultivated a widespread reputation for being agreeably cheap. It effortlessly fits into an airtight budget, and can pull through in a clutch way if you're running on the fumes of last paycheck, till the next one comes your way. From your choice to throw down on some ramen, you're presented with an array of options to spice the dish up with variety. You can throw enough sh*t in there to (almost) forget you're eating Ramen, in the first place! 

These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

Most things you see throughout the day are inedible, whether you like it or not. In spite of this, there are still tons of things out there that look good to eat. All you can do is wish and look at photos like these. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.

Did some of these people just try to cook lava or what?! To try your hand at anything in the kitchen is to set yourself up for a monumental, potentially smoky failure. 

Sometimes the fine print won't even help you. These immoral businesses tried to swindle customers with misleading bait and switch tactics, as well as comically strange lying strategies. We could give them credit for being clever, but we don't want to.

When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really.