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Entitled Lowballer Gets Sent to Wrong Address

If you insist on paying a third of the asking price, get rejected multiple times, and then bully the seller until they seem to magically change their mind and give you exactly what you wanted, you should be a little more skeptical than this guy. People are known to send lowballing dudes on wild goose chases. For another ridiculous car drama, here's a delusional buyer who rejected a $3K civic. The world keeps on turning, and entitled people never stop with their unyielding demands.

Entitled lowballer wants to buy car for cheap, gets tricked and sent to wrong address | Rob's post 46 .l 17 08:33 6k will come asap and collect Donf be dik really like this car. Wats address? 07:09 like car also, which is why won't be letting go 9k less than s worth. And not being dik s 7am and got stuff do ready make serious offer let know 07:12 Waste fukin time Absolute dikhead 07:13 Actually mate, l've just had word with my partner and she said she's happy let go 6k as she's just got nice bon
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Shameless Liars That Got Outed For Their Lies

Man, oh man, these liars just keep coming out of the woodwork with their latest string of unbelievable nonsense. It's a wonder that they think someone else out there in the online world won't take the time to check them on their blatant work of fiction. Maybe they're just telling such ridiculously dumb lies to get more attention directed back toward them. Who knows? It certainly is satisfying seeing these liars get called out. 

A collection of times that liars got called out online for telling lies | My 13 year old daughter wants buy her brand new MacBook Pro high school next year. She said 's required, but can't afford one should do? 1985-present) Answered May 7 Ahhhh Kevin still posting questions but not answering any notice Folks save time, meet Kevin Mok he has following 16 year old daughter 13 year old son 3 year old with an iPad three kids (aged 4, 6, and 9 30 year old son 16 year old son wonder if they're twins
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Flat Soda Fiend Accidentally Snarfs Poison

The lesson here seems to be clear. If you live with someone who likes to drink your leftover soda, don't hide you aquarium testing chemicals in a leftover soda. Thankfully this person is fine, but wow, what a way to accidentally harm yourself. For another mistaken person who messed up, here's a dude who thought a date was a job interview.

Person accidentally drinks aquarium chemicals thinking it was flat soda | r/tifu Posted by u/atonalpotatoes 1 day ago 12 TIFU by drinking "flat soda" and accidentally probably poisoning myself. M First, some background. My partner always leaves little bit Coke Zero his can after drinking And this is totally gross, but love taste flat soda. So whenever clean up empty cans take last swig whatever is left over. Really disgusting get Nobody's perfect. This is my flaw. ANYWHO. This morning go do this
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand How Lowballing Works

It's a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don't want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they've been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they're doing and getting mean about it, here's a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

Entitled lowballer doesn't get chairs, gets angry | But looking black chairs not color have so 's understandable offer less They aren't need. Just like defective product would be marked down do understand 3:40 PM see read but not replied. Last chance 80 all plus delivery take or leave can come rite now cash hand Seen by everyone Wow sold them read buy them wow
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Things That Exist Because People are Dumb

People are dumb. You don't even need to see any classic facepalm moments of dumbness to know that. The interesting thing is that people are so reliably dumb that it's changed the reality of our world. Laws, warnings, products, industries and many other things exist because of human stupidity.

Things that Exists Because People are dumb | irishamerican 52.8k points 1 day ago 2 companies get out timeshares.
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Tumblr Thread: Why No One on The USS Enterprise Has Pockets

Leave it to Tumblr to ask incredibly specific questions about the world of Star Trek and then rationalize the living hell out of them. It's kind like the time Tumblr had questions about gay Klingons. Tumblr asks interesting questions that make for good sci fi, like this thread about an alien invasion fought off by wildlife.

Tumblr thread on why no one in Star Trek has pockets | jimkerk least realistic thing about star trek is starfleet uniforms don't have pockets and nobody complains about crisisoninfintefandoms My instinct is agree with this, but like really think about No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/ fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet. Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering code. No keys.
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Unwanted Commercials makes commercials for various small businesses and craigslist ads. They do not tell the person or business that they've created an ad for them. They just do it out of the goodness of their hearts.

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Majestically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Work in any field long enough and you'll see your fair share of wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments. There's slides that go right off buildings, misspelled signs and extremely lazy line painting, just to name a few. It makes you feel good about yourself to see people's majestically incompetent "not my job" moments.

funny not my job and you had one job moments | yellow traffic sign with one edge removed because it was installed too close to a wall | CAUTION MAXIMUM LOAD Stay off LBS,
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Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Life is a series of attempts, large and small. Sometimes you're just trying to cook dinner. Sometime's you're trying to change someone's mind, make a point or just impress someone you like. With every attempt there is a risk of failure, and many attempts will dive into a pool of failure.

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards
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Dude Accidentally Steals Identical Van

How many tales of mistaken identity end with accidentally stealing someone's car for 45 minutes? This guy noticed something was off after he noticed the car seats. Good thing there weren't any kids in them. People make incredibly stupid mistakes all the time, like this woman who had groceries delivers and failed all over the place.

Guy's story of accidentally stealing a van | r/tifu Posted by u/Air911 21 hours ago O TIFU by accidentally stealing car drove my wife's van work save miles on lease parked and she has keyless start so just left keys right car (who's going steal car out my work parking lot after all Anyway, at lunch like drive over our other building 's down street play pool with some buddy's did stayed about 45 mins and headed back. But, as driving back noticed car pretty clean, and my wife's car is usually pret
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Gems from the Churning Minds of Tumblr

Tumblr is a website of thoughts bouncing from one thing to another, filled with Tumblr rabbit holes to fill time and wildly creative thoughts like the idea of an alien invasion being fought off by wildlife. That said, a lot of it is silly puns, weird facts and people being dumb for dumbness sake.

Funny moments and memes from Tumblr | Y REI tilthat TIL 23 crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship "Santa Maria named "Juan via reddit.com krinkshame 's nearly three juan ratio recoil-operated son bitch purplespaladin Wouldn't be four juan? mens-rights-activia No, 3 Juan is correct because every 4 people, 3 are not Juan and one is Juan; 3:1 means there are 4 parts all together, 75%:25 s ratios work
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Classic Facepalm Moments of Incompetence

As the human race muddles forth, it carries with it moments of dumbness that you'd think would do us all in by now. But now, we just keep moving along, making stupid mistakes and classic facepalm moments that fill the day with stupid. It's awe-inspiring, the amount of dumb facepalm moments that we manage to pack into the day.

fails and dumb facepalm moments | 3 mins First time posting. Please be gentle can flip this image so my son is facing camera tried using Flip Canvas Horizontal" and also "Image Invert" but nothing seems work! Please help can L flip flnis picture so he is facing forward? | Arizona JDM Lifestyle 28 mins Shift ball thing $10 O85210 MESSAGE New. Selling only because learned have change whole transmission get 6th gear. 46R
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Spelling Fails that Made Words the Enemy

You don't need to be good at spelling to get around the world. But when it comes to expressing yourself online or in a group chat, or through a sign, one small spelling fail can make a big difference in meaning. We see a lot of spelling fails that make us question public schools.

Funny misspelled words and spelling fails | CAFFEINE FREE REGULAR Dr pepper SWEAT TEA BEER BRISK | beef boo-yah, like put sauces and soups and shit 4 d Like Reply Hahahaha bouillon 3 d Like Reply 's not word. 01 3 d Like Reply Oh dear. 3 d Like Reply R/boneappletea Just now Like Reply
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Stupid Ways People Started Fires

From a really early age, most of us are taught the extreme basics of fire safety. You'd be amazed at how many people think that flooding a room with oxygen or covering a fire with paper towels will put it out. Whether it's due to panic, carelessness or people just not knowing any better, firefighters have to save people from some really stupid situations.

Stupid ways people started fires | remlik 4.5k points 18 hours ago Teenager charcoal grilling attached garage during winter done he decided best place dispose hot coals into cardboard box front corner garage closest house. Yeah went about as well as can imagine.
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Ah yes, a nice realistic portrayal. Maybe later he can do "Eleanor Rigby but it won't buffer correctly." Also holy crap this song is like 56 years old.

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Funny Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

You don't need to interact with a kid for long to know that kids are weird and dumb. It makes you wonder how stupid you were as a kid. Hopefully you've learned a few things since then. As they stand, children don't know anything, have very strong opinions, wield a twisted sense of reality and are easy to trick. Here's more moments of kids being bizarre and stupid.

Funny moments and stories of kids being strange and dumb | Yeste rday at 9:32 AM O nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on sidewalk by their house so she could see she returned home hospital. Her daughter mixed up E and O can.not.stop.laughing ORE LTVE | kevinbiegel O @kbiegel RIEGEL'S ANDING My sister take her kid's Nintendo Switch away at night, so kids made fake Switch and tried swipe real one and put fake its place.
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