Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.
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Okay "tastefully" might be a little bit of a stretch. These are either pretty cool looking or funny though. If you're getting a tattoo of your SO's name and/or face, be sure that the relationship will last. Otherwise you might have to slap down a couple hundred dollars for one of these bad boys. For some outright bad tattoos, here are some really not great tattoos people went through with.
Whatever you're trying to do, whether it's make a good point, make someone happy, or even get a basketball down from somewhere, you will eventually run into failure. Here are times things didn't turn out quite as well as planned, or people could have at least tried a little harder. Check this out for more failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.
These folks jumped the gun on whether the article they were reading was a joke or not. We get why they're so angry. Hell, we would be just as mad if we thought these headlines were real. The thing is, they're very obviously not. If you wanna see more people overreacting to more satire they didn't get, then check these out.
Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before. So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.
The world is a big amazing place filled with all types of people. Some of these people lack self awareness to a profound degree. Like it's actually amazing how bad some people are at thinking.And we love to hear about them. Here's some more dumb stuff people have said.
Maybe this is one massive act of trolling and someone at the White House is a bonafide Red Sox hater. Otherwise, this is just the kind of sports fail that we love to see dance across our news feeds.
The internet is full of lying liars and sadly the burden of routing them out is placed squarely on the general public. Lucky for us there's a hard-researching few who are committed to pointing out the lies. And boy does that justice feel good. Check this out for more liars who got called out on their absurd BS.
I guess if packing peanuts are a thing, then packing popcorn isn't too far off. Modern problems require modern solutions, and these folks improvised like the best of em. Some better than others. It's gonna be harder to dunk when those trees keep growing...
It happens to every parent. You think you've made a good one, or at least you didn't damage it too much early on. Then one day it comes up to you insisting that Alaska is an island. At that point, all you can do is cut your losses and hope you made a spare. For more, here's some times parents realized their kids are dumb as rocks.
Jokes don't always have to be mind-blowingly convoluted or super thinky. Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the dumbest, punniest stuff out there. So here are some dumb jokes for your dumb day. And if you want to see more, then check these out.
When people aren't supporting Amazon and its bid for world domination, they're leaving wacky-ass reviews for stuff like cheese wheels and drums of lube. We're happy to see some weird and creative liberties taken with the site. Also we didn't know you could buy a coffin on there. Apparently there's tons. Kinda creeped us out.
Going into this, you'd think the worst the can come out of it is that the store finds out that you're trying to take advantage of them. But no, it can get much worse. That said, you'd think it would dawn on this guy *a little* earlier that it might look *a little* strange to be buying this many pressure cookers. To see what a stupid person can do with a pressure cooker in the kitchen, among other things, here's some cooking fails
So you've just run over 26 miles dressed like a goddamn building, right? That's hard to do even if you're not dressed up like a tourist attraction. Sweat is pouring down your clocktower. You get to the finish. And you realize. You've failed to check the height requirement for the finish line. Goodbye, personal record. For more fails from the wide world of sports, here are some sports fails to make you feel alright about not being an athlete.
These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.
