There are a lot of reasons to leave a job. Maybe you get a better offer at a different place for more money. Hell, maybe the job just sucks. These people just happened to leave because they were violent, dumb, selfish, creepy and just plain stupid. For more like this, here are some dumbstruck employees sharing stories of their dumbest coworkers.
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Everybody loves free stuff. The problem with free stuff is there's really not a lot of it. These folks tried to tip the scales by going against the laws of civility demanding that free stuff from random strangers. It's enough to get you frustrated on behalf of the poor souls who had to deal with these people. For more, here are some entitled cheapskates who tried to take advantage of people.
"Is that George Clooney? Oh wait, no, he's a Moldovan plumber." It makes the world feel pretty small to see someone from a rural town somewhere in central Asia who looks like your favorite sitcom character. For more images guaranteed to make you double-take, here are some mind-bending images of crazy perspective.
These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.
These are a mixture of funny, sad, wtf and mindblowingly frustrating. These folks shared moments when they found that the world wasn't very mindful or accommodating, or when it was overly sensitive and condescending. And sometimes it's just effin crazy.
Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?
Apple recently revealed that their new $5000 dollar computer does not come with the stand. Here's a video of them unveiling their thousand dollar stand. Thanks Apple. Anyway, the internet did what it did best and did the math on the other things you could buy if you have $999 laying around. Choose wisely.
You can trust that L. Scott Briscoe has your back in whatever idiot-headed chicanery you find yourself "wrongly accused of." In any case, the man needs some numbers on bus benches we can call the next time we really get in deep when it's "no fault of our own." For more lawyer themed shenanigans, here are courtroom stories from a tumblr thread spotlighting how crazy it is that court reporters can keep straight faces.
English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.
So much news is printed on any given day that there's bound to be some colossal screw-ups. We only wish online newspapers couldn't edit their own typos in real time so their fails would be easier to document. Those mistake-correcting bastards. Anyway here are some more wacky headlines that got way out of hand.
With the world's resources quickly dwindling, it's comforting to know that we have one resource in abundance: sheer stupidity. Man there's a lot of dumb out there, and it's just aching to reveal itself. For more stupid, here are some ignorant morons who need to retire from social media.
Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.
If there's crap like this floating around everywhere, you can rest assured that you're pretty okay at you job. At least you're not the person who thought it would be a good idea to pitch a wheelchair ramp at a 45 degree angle, thus making it accessible for literally no one. Go here for more dark and dirty design fails.
Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. For more boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct, check this out.
You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.
Anti-Vaxxers have developed quite a reputation in the past few months for being responsible for the spread of preventable diseases like measles. You've probably heard about them.
As for this interaction, yeah it's a childish joke but you've gotta live under a rock to fall for it. And this dude did. Hook, line and sinker.
