dumb

Ever stood at your front door, clicking the button on your car keys, trying to get into your house? And you just stand there, wondering, "what's wrong with this thing?" Then you probably understand what's going on here.

People say weird and dumb stuff all the time. And sometimes, someone's listening.

Hopefully you'll get through the day without hundreds of tons of salt enveloping your car. So if you're like most people, your chances of that not happening are pretty good.

Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.

Put on your baseball cap and lawn-mowing sneakers because these literal jokes are fit for a dad.

Sometimes parents lie to their kids to keep them safe. Sometimes they lie to keep things fun. Sometimes they just wanna be absolute douches.

It's one thing to be laughed at by your classmates, but when your teacher joins in, you know you're truly stupid.

Sure, these jokes are obvious and stupid, but also sort of brilliant.