Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.
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These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.
Whether you're driving a stolen car up to a police station or not covering your face while stealing security cameras, there are less embarrassing ways to get arrested. These people had some interesting stories to tell about idiots they know. Turns out people say some really stupid things around police.
These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here.
Happy Hump Day to all. Maybe that signifies you've just about made it halfway through your grind of a week. If you have, keep pushing through with a little help from images of people meeting their own kind of struggles with stubborn resilience. Part of me wants to call them DIY fails, but the other part of me is caught up in admiration over how ingenious some of these are!
None of these "facts" are true. They're basically a fun exercise in how things can sound true if you make up some context and throw in some names and dates. They sure sound like they're real though. You may even find some stuff that you've been mistakenly telling people for years. We take no responsibility if you end up repeating these as the truth at a party. That's on you, doofus.
Why do people insist on threatening the people they do business with? We'll never know, but we have some very basic theories, the leading one being "Some people are just jackasses." Like, seriously, people in these situations will be crazily nasty to strangers when they can't get exactly what they want.
Sometimes it's hard to tell what crosses the line from genius into completely moronic. These moments do a pretty good job of straddling the ever elusive "Threshold of Stupid." Anyway, if you can find a dad, any dad, they'd probably enjoy these.
People say incredibly dumb crap all the time. We're just glad that sometimes there's someone to witness it. If someone is alone in the forest, and they say something dumb, are they still an idiot? Yes, absolutely. In fact that probably makes them more stupid. Here are some instances of wondrous ignorance to scoff at.
Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.
These people's half-baked attempts gave way to just the kinds of fails we're all about at the Fail Blog. A sweet and spicy combination of carelessness meets the online heroes, aware enough and ready to call out the bullshit. And, we're thankful for it.
Graduating high schoolers have a pretty good sense of humor. Little do they know, they're about to be dropped into the barren, cold tundra of real life, or go to college and face a life of crippling debt. With all the *interesting* paths life can lead you after high school, we're glad that they have something to laugh about.
Sometimes it is excruciatingly difficult to remember how to swallow. Or maybe you can't spell the seemingly simple word, "of", to save your life. It's struggles like these that tear through our crazy lives to humble us, with that moment of self-awareness, that can make us feel just a little bit (temporarily) dumb.
These clients from the fiery pits of an ignorant hellscape, are the last kinds of folks you'd want to find yourself tasked with helping. I mean, that could be a long shot, maybe you enjoy exercising that skill we call patience. You'd just need an insane amount of it to muddle through any of these scenarios.
We're all desperately trying to succeed, look smart, and appear cool doing it. This doesn't happen as often as we like. Whether it's getting in over your head or just trying to be the expert on something you're unfamiliar with, failure will find a way. Here are some more times failure had its way.
When you spend a lot of time with someone, you're bound to hear them say some real dumb crap. Luckily, we're inclined to forgive the people we love for the mindless things they say and do. In most cases. We're not sure how some of these people rationalized staying with people who seem this dumb. If you like stories about people saying dumb stuff, here's some more.
