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Dude Accidentally Steals Identical Van

How many tales of mistaken identity end with accidentally stealing someone's car for 45 minutes? This guy noticed something was off after he noticed the car seats. Good thing there weren't any kids in them. People make incredibly stupid mistakes all the time, like this woman who had groceries delivers and failed all over the place.

Guy's story of accidentally stealing a van | r/tifu Posted by u/Air911 21 hours ago O TIFU by accidentally stealing car drove my wife's van work save miles on lease parked and she has keyless start so just left keys right car (who's going steal car out my work parking lot after all Anyway, at lunch like drive over our other building 's down street play pool with some buddy's did stayed about 45 mins and headed back. But, as driving back noticed car pretty clean, and my wife's car is usually pret
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Gems from the Churning Minds of Tumblr

Tumblr is a website of thoughts bouncing from one thing to another, filled with Tumblr rabbit holes to fill time and wildly creative thoughts like the idea of an alien invasion being fought off by wildlife. That said, a lot of it is silly puns, weird facts and people being dumb for dumbness sake.

Funny moments and memes from Tumblr | Y REI tilthat TIL 23 crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship "Santa Maria named "Juan via reddit.com krinkshame 's nearly three juan ratio recoil-operated son bitch purplespaladin Wouldn't be four juan? mens-rights-activia No, 3 Juan is correct because every 4 people, 3 are not Juan and one is Juan; 3:1 means there are 4 parts all together, 75%:25 s ratios work
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Classic Facepalm Moments of Incompetence

As the human race muddles forth, it carries with it moments of dumbness that you'd think would do us all in by now. But now, we just keep moving along, making stupid mistakes and classic facepalm moments that fill the day with stupid. It's awe-inspiring, the amount of dumb facepalm moments that we manage to pack into the day.

fails and dumb facepalm moments | 3 mins First time posting. Please be gentle can flip this image so my son is facing camera tried using Flip Canvas Horizontal" and also "Image Invert" but nothing seems work! Please help can L flip flnis picture so he is facing forward? | Arizona JDM Lifestyle 28 mins Shift ball thing $10 O85210 MESSAGE New. Selling only because learned have change whole transmission get 6th gear. 46R
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Spelling Fails that Made Words the Enemy

You don't need to be good at spelling to get around the world. But when it comes to expressing yourself online or in a group chat, or through a sign, one small spelling fail can make a big difference in meaning. We see a lot of spelling fails that make us question public schools.

Funny misspelled words and spelling fails | CAFFEINE FREE REGULAR Dr pepper SWEAT TEA BEER BRISK | beef boo-yah, like put sauces and soups and shit 4 d Like Reply Hahahaha bouillon 3 d Like Reply 's not word. 01 3 d Like Reply Oh dear. 3 d Like Reply R/boneappletea Just now Like Reply
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Stupid Ways People Started Fires

From a really early age, most of us are taught the extreme basics of fire safety. You'd be amazed at how many people think that flooding a room with oxygen or covering a fire with paper towels will put it out. Whether it's due to panic, carelessness or people just not knowing any better, firefighters have to save people from some really stupid situations.

Stupid ways people started fires | remlik 4.5k points 18 hours ago Teenager charcoal grilling attached garage during winter done he decided best place dispose hot coals into cardboard box front corner garage closest house. Yeah went about as well as can imagine.
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Ah yes, a nice realistic portrayal. Maybe later he can do "Eleanor Rigby but it won't buffer correctly." Also holy crap this song is like 56 years old.

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Funny Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

You don't need to interact with a kid for long to know that kids are weird and dumb. It makes you wonder how stupid you were as a kid. Hopefully you've learned a few things since then. As they stand, children don't know anything, have very strong opinions, wield a twisted sense of reality and are easy to trick. Here's more moments of kids being bizarre and stupid.

Funny moments and stories of kids being strange and dumb | Yeste rday at 9:32 AM O nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on sidewalk by their house so she could see she returned home hospital. Her daughter mixed up E and O can.not.stop.laughing ORE LTVE | kevinbiegel O @kbiegel RIEGEL'S ANDING My sister take her kid's Nintendo Switch away at night, so kids made fake Switch and tried swipe real one and put fake its place.
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Funny Moments Heavy with Irony

There's something satisfying about a statement or sign who's laughable context takes on a new, unintended meaning. It's almost as if the universe is self aware. For some funny moments of mega dumbness, here are some classic moments of facepalm.

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Delusional Buyer in Need of Cheap Car Rejects $3K Civic

If you've ever tried to find an affordable, reliable car for cheap then you know just how stupid this interaction is. Depending on where you live, a good Civic for 3,000 is an angel's song wrapped in golden underwear. Hopefully for their sake, they'll never realize how dumb they've just been. There's just a too many entitled individuals out there with unreasonable demands.

choosing beggar delusional rejects good deal for cheap car | sorry? Lol means laugh out loud think its funny want 3000 could buy bmw Right well can tell with 100% certainty 3,000 BMW will not be nearly as reliable or cost-effective as my Civic. But fair enough, good luck with search car
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Attempts That Flew Into A Sliding Glass Door of Failure

Everything in life is just a series of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to give someone advice, be judgmental or make a decent point. Other times you're trying to get a big wooden plank into your car. Part of living is knowing that many of these attempts will dive into a pool of failure.

Attempts that ended in failure | Day 20 quarantine and boys still having fun 10.5k 182 Share This is NOT social distancing unless all live together, which doubt. 5d Reply
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A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it's also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here's another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

funny stupid puns and wordplay | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga javeighyw is cause they drank t
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Dumbest Things People Did At Stores

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the dumbest things they've seen folks do at the store. Some customers just turn their brains off upon walking into establishments. It's like some part of their brains thinks that because customer service exists, they don't need to engage in thinking anymore. Like someone else will just figure it all out. This can create for quite hilarious predicaments and profound levels of confusion. 

People describe the dumbest things they've seen people do at stores | NecroJoe 21h woman who arguing with working produce dept grocery store) about she didn't like one side watermelon flatter, paler, and little dirty said s just they get they are on ground do mean they are on ground she thought watermelons grew on trees.
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Majestically Incompetent "Not My Job" Moments

"Hey man, they told me to paint the wall. They didn't say anything about not painting over the security camera lense." Whether it's an honest mistake, a case of neglect or straight up dumbassery, things often don't get done the way they should. Here's to the wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments of the world. If we're lacking one thing, it isn't finely tuned incompetence.

Stupid professional mistakes that were someone's one job | stand behind the yellow line at a train station but the line is white | firefighters water hose over train tracks
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Classic Facepalm Moments to Fill The Day with Stupid

We're supposed to be the smartest species on the planet, but sometimes it doesn't feel that way. For every one of our genius achievements, there are a hundred monumental lapses in judgement. The good thing about that is a lot of them are funny to watch.  For more human error, here are some classic moments of facepalm to get that stupid fix.

Funny stupid fails and facepalm moments | Matthew Keys O @MatthewKeysLive Radio thinking radio. Jody Avirgan O @jodyavirgan 1d new breaking news moments like this, there should be type podcast can listen real time, easily accessible free.
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Thief Identified While Shopping at Store He Stole From

Be it a stroke of luck, or just the staff finally knowing who to look for, but their thief came back, probably to steal again. This time they were sort of prepared, kind of. What kind of idiot comes back to the same place he already stole from on camera? For a satisfying story of revenge, here's a guy who got sweet padlock revenge on a gym thief.

Guy who stole from store identified in same store | r/TalesFromRetail Posted by u/Doctor_Stonks 3 days ago Guy who stole $2,000 worth equipment our store comes back shop same day find out he looked like. Long Hey, all! First time posting on here, so here go work at relatively new grocery store small town Washington only been open around nine months now and our customer count has been going up recently, so gets bit harder keep track customers usually work as cashier most week on closing shift,
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Weird and Dumb Stuff People Tried Selling Online

If it seems like it might even have just a hint of value, people will try selling it online. Two lawnmowers welded together? Sure. A "vintage" bag of Doritos that someone forgot in their cabinet? Absolutely. There's no end to the weird stuff people will try to sell online.

Weird things people tried to sell online | Ride on lawn mower, as new $700 plastic chair on top of a sheep | ebay.com Retail Stores Other Retail Store Ads 1/2 BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD Vintage Blockbuster Membership Card $2,000.00 Ships United States Buy Now Add cart or Best Offer www.blockbuster.com
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