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Quick Tumblr Thread On Banana-Fixated Cat

Animals have their moments, like when farmers are absolutely perplexed by their animals. Sometimes dogs stare down hallways or at corners, and we can only hope that they're not staring at ghosts. In this case it's just one cat and one set of bananas. Bananas are a pretty regular thing, so we'd assume the cat just knows to like em. For some extra tumblr stuff, here are some random funny tumblr gems to fill those pockets.

cat staring at bananas tumblr thread | matzahball bought bunch bananas and l've caught Cleo staring at them every day since
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Dumbest Things People Did For No Reason

Sometimes our brains take power naps when we're in the middle of a busy day, proactively trying to not fail. There's no telling when the next profound brain fart might strike, but at the very least these stories will make you feel better about your most memorable, unexplainable dumb moments. 

An AskReddit thread about the dumbest things people did for absolutely no reason | spaghatta111 2y 1 Award One time eating lemon poppyseed muffin phone rang, so reacted by shoving entire muffin my mouth and eating as fast as could, nearly choking death, and didn't even make phone before stopped ringing. Why did do Edit: someone spent real money on because ate muffin feel so dirty
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Dumb and Clever Puns to Love and Hate

Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

funny puns and clever wordplay memes | My van gets stolen Where did my Van Gogh self portrait | Doctor: Which knee hurts Dis Disney
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Strange and Dumb Junk People Tried Selling Online

With a little bit of creative re-branding and some hot glue, people can turn their dumb junk into bizarre treasures that they try selling online. Are anyone of these goods and services good or serviceable? Usually not, but they are weird and bad and they're for sale.

Funny and weird items for sale online | Bears Egg Macclesfield, England Genuine one kind and extremely rare find. Usually bears lay their eggs their caves and incubate them over winter until little cubs hatch. Sadly this egg got left behind nest. Very rare find one these still intact | Mini boat
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This seal just kinda scoots up, looks you right in the eye, and lets one out. It's as if it's saying "what are you gonna do about it." To answer that question, what we're gonna do about it is laugh to ourselves like the giddy 5th graders that we all truly are.

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Stunningly Balanced Picard/Riker Dance Stills

Brian Bendall posed this stunning Picard and Riker action figure scene with nothing but the power of patience and balance. If only they did this in the show. Hey, maybe Patrick Stewart is available.

Balancing act made with star trek action figures | Brian Bendall Star Trek Memes No glue. Just balance and time. Tell think Enjoy World.
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Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard

Everybody loves some jokes that are genuinely so dumb that you can't help but to appreciate them. If these dumb jokes got you going we recommend checking out these technically correct dumb jokes and moments over here.

A collection of the dumbest jokes that people have ever heard | TheWrongFusebox Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'd's his name? NaBacLeis 1 12.5K S 3 1.8y Why? TheWrongFusebox 1 22.8K 1.8y Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.
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Bragging Mind Lords Who Think They're Geniuses

For some reason, having the ability to type out your thoughts has emboldened people who think they're geniuses and enabled them to brag to everyone about how smart they think they are. These mistaken brain lords are out there in the comments ruining jokes they don't get, making conversations awkward, and always mentioning their supposed IQs.

bragging people who think they're smart | My IQ is 198 only converse with individuals who's IQ is above 165, so if yours is lower than then not worthy talking If like acquire privilege being able talk need do extensive research on multiple complicated topics even reach bare minimum people who will talk whose not who's
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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source
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"Not My Job" Moments of Exceptional Unprofessionalism

We live in a society of increasingly specific job descriptions, so why should a person described as road painter also have to be a roadkill mover? We get some stunningly unprofessional not my job moments from folks who will only do their specific job, or straight up won't do their job in the first place.

funny lazy not my job moments | ENGLISH ENGLISH ENGLISH PORTUGUÊS PORTUGUÊS PORTUGUÊS SPANISH SPANISH SPANISH SPANISH | pipe bent to the side to avoid a clock on the wall
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Guy Trolls "Kyle The Scammer" On Instagram, To Oblivion

We love nothing more than a scammer losing to logic. It's a beautiful thing, really. In this case, a dude gets contacted by a scammer bro on the old Instagram, and decides to have some fun with him. Nice touch with The Simpsons reference too!

Guy trolls a scammer on Instagram | text messages texting chat hey bro are interested making some money with course am okay firstly need know where cause this offer is only USA and canada
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People Being Dumb Dumbs In Cars

These mental wipeouts from people in their cars resulted in some serious fails. They might make you feel better about your most mindless moments behind the wheel. We're all prone to making a mistake every now and again. Just gotta roll with it. 

A collection of images showing people being dumb in cars | These people deserve be flung into sun | two cars blocking a road traffic light
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Moments That Show How Dumb and Strange Kids Are

It's no question that kids are stupid and weird. They're horrible liars, they don't know how to read, they lack basic coordination skills and a lot of them look like they've never worked a day in their life. From sharpie-ing the dog to attempting to eat wax fruit, there's more than enough proof that kids are stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | My kids were always complaining about getting heel bread loaf, so started flipping over and putting end side down so they wouldn't know. | Blind Myself With Lamp No Reason
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Mistakes, Failures, Errors and Blunders

Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce. 

funny stupid mistakes and failures | Did they think this would fit? huge box sticking out from cat trunk | snapchat misspelled sign FERTIZLE GRASS think they mean "fertilize"
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Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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Brash Dudes Engaging In Risky Maneuvers

This wouldn't be the human experience if people didn't take risks. Some, if not most or all of these particular risks are needless and stupid, but hey, it's hard to stop people from doing stupid risky junk. Every day there are people risking their necks for no good reason, and we get unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.

Men doing stupid and unsafe stuff | car with a huge intact trampoline tied to its roof
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