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Animals have their moments, like when farmers are absolutely perplexed by their animals. Sometimes dogs stare down hallways or at corners, and we can only hope that they're not staring at ghosts. In this case it's just one cat and one set of bananas. Bananas are a pretty regular thing, so we'd assume the cat just knows to like em. For some extra tumblr stuff, here are some random funny tumblr gems to fill those pockets.

Sometimes our brains take power naps when we're in the middle of a busy day, proactively trying to not fail. There's no telling when the next profound brain fart might strike, but at the very least these stories will make you feel better about your most memorable, unexplainable dumb moments. 

Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

With a little bit of creative re-branding and some hot glue, people can turn their dumb junk into bizarre treasures that they try selling online. Are anyone of these goods and services good or serviceable? Usually not, but they are weird and bad and they're for sale.

Brian Bendall posed this stunning Picard and Riker action figure scene with nothing but the power of patience and balance. If only they did this in the show. Hey, maybe Patrick Stewart is available.

Everybody loves some jokes that are genuinely so dumb that you can't help but to appreciate them. If these dumb jokes got you going we recommend checking out these technically correct dumb jokes and moments over here.

For some reason, having the ability to type out your thoughts has emboldened people who think they're geniuses and enabled them to brag to everyone about how smart they think they are. These mistaken brain lords are out there in the comments ruining jokes they don't get, making conversations awkward, and always mentioning their supposed IQs.

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

We live in a society of increasingly specific job descriptions, so why should a person described as road painter also have to be a roadkill mover? We get some stunningly unprofessional not my job moments from folks who will only do their specific job, or straight up won't do their job in the first place.

We love nothing more than a scammer losing to logic. It's a beautiful thing, really. In this case, a dude gets contacted by a scammer bro on the old Instagram, and decides to have some fun with him. Nice touch with The Simpsons reference too!

These mental wipeouts from people in their cars resulted in some serious fails. They might make you feel better about your most mindless moments behind the wheel. We're all prone to making a mistake every now and again. Just gotta roll with it. 

It's no question that kids are stupid and weird. They're horrible liars, they don't know how to read, they lack basic coordination skills and a lot of them look like they've never worked a day in their life. From sharpie-ing the dog to attempting to eat wax fruit, there's more than enough proof that kids are stupid and weird.

Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce. 

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

This wouldn't be the human experience if people didn't take risks. Some, if not most or all of these particular risks are needless and stupid, but hey, it's hard to stop people from doing stupid risky junk. Every day there are people risking their necks for no good reason, and we get unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.