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Boss Expects Work Without Pay, Gets What He Pays For

This boss wanted a manager that he didn't have to pay extra. Instead of going along with the BS, this employee decided enough was enough and let the boss get exactly the amount of work he was paying for. Incompetent managers have a way of biting themselves in the ass, like this incompetent manager who forbid overtime. Here are more people's "screw this, I'm out" stories.

bad boss wants to not pay employee, employee quits | u/Sherlock_DaVinci Not qualified promotion, then just do my job oc M Edit: Which TLDR at end few years ago worked furniture stored back store. My job consisted unloading and loading trucks, assembling furniture and placing on main floor store. After around 6 months there, my supervisor announced he resigned meaning his post up grabs had all technical requirements so applied, but they gave job another one my colleagues
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Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards

When we feel like we're dumb, nothing hits the spot like seeing other people make dumber, worse mistakes than we do. It doesn't make us feel smarter, but it does make us feel less stupid. Luckily there are facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest to help provide the world with some of that needed self-esteem.

funny facepalm moments of people being dumb | Natalie @jbfan911 large boulder size San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area. | Tim Hogan O @timjhogan 3h Sometimes think about guy at my poker table Vegas who kicked out after pit boss said he too drunk high bar Security came over, asked him say alphabet starting with "M" and he replied Malphabet"
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Belligerent Choosing Beggar Threatens To Snitch On Desk Seller

Apparently three weeks instead of two weeks was the dealbreaker and ultimate cause for being an inconsiderate and aggressively rude choosing beggar. They could've just approached this whole situation with a calm and collected matter, but instead they erred comfortably on the side of being a wildly disagreeable human being. 

A choosing beggar threatens to go and snitch on a desk seller. | Hi there wondering turn around time custom desk is need height be 700mm. Width enough fit triple 24" monitors side by side like keyboard sized area at front slanted forward ease typing/gaming 17:25 Hiya have template exact design. Around 2 weeks before can start currently 17:30
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A little while back at a Ravens game, our boy here was air drumming with the best of them. You can tell by the smile at the end that he knows that he was one with that on that imaginary 30-piece set. If only we all felt free and confident enough to air drum flawlessly in public.

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Customer Changes Phone Password, Thinks Phone's Dead, Asks For Manager

Man, you've really got to hand it to the tech support employees of this wild world. They're really out there on the frontlines, weathering all kinds of profound stupidity. In this case, we have a tech support employee dealing with an irritated customer who is convinced that their phone's dead because they changed their password, and then the phone wouldn't charge. I mean, really, where do you even start with something like that? 

Customer changes their phone password, and then thinks that their phone's dead. | r/talesfromtechsupport u/E_n_z_z_o changed my password and my phone died did do Short work Technical Support call center major smart phone manufacturer and received following call last night. C Customer H Customer's Husband M 3D M: thank calling major phone manufacturer, my name is OP can help ?
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Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

Ask around, visit a friend's house, and it seems like everyone has an air fryer all of a sudden. They seem pretty cool, but such new technology has yet to be experimented upon by the home scientists among us. @KLobstar went ahead and did some cutting edge science, seeing what would happen if you left this newfangled device to operate on a hot dog for 120 minutes. For some more loose handling of the science, Here's a handy tumblr list of the lickable sciences.

funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.
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Entitled Model Gets Ghosted, Cannot Handle It

After this guy paid the tab and left a bad date, his date had some strong words about what she feels she deserves. Then she started throwing out accusations about theft and claims of body guards. It seems like a real treat to deal with. What is it they say? Sometime's someone's just not that into you. And maybe for good reason. Sometimes people can't handle it when they don't get what they feel like they deserve, like this classmate who demanded to have a project or this gullible jerk who got trolled demanding free art.

Guy leaves woman at bar, she freaks out, claims to be a rich model with personal body guards and accuses him of stealing | Jordan Yesterday way out league physically, mentally emotionally can't even believe this right now Never my life also model maxim.
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What New Hires Did to Get Fired on the First Day

A new job may be confusing and hard, but it's still pretty hard to do something so dumb that it will get you fired on the spot. Here are some unwise choices new hires made that made their managers pull the plug before they could do any more damage. It's almost as if it's a competition to get fired.

Things people did to get the fired on the first day | reddit posted by BADMANvegeta_ Guy lied about knowing drive forklift. Drove into support beam photo of man driving in a warehouse dressed in a safety jacket
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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago
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Design Fails That Need An Extra Look

People are constantly making new things, and it seems like we're burdened with making every single mistake before getting things done the right way. It leads to some stupid oversights and design fails that were someone's one job. If you want to feel good at your own job, check out some stupid design fails that need some help.

Design fails that were someone's one job | socks with red popcorn bags printed on them with the word "pop!" on the bag, when the feet are closed together the socks spell "poop!" bottle of white sauce 0% SAUCE CAESAR KCAL ER 15 ML SERVING Fat free Sugar free
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Manager Assumes Employee's Job Is Unnecessary, Learns Otherwise

What we have here is yet another fine example in a seemingly endless series of managers that never should've been put into positions of power in the first place. Sometimes though, the incompetent managers of the world just need to learn that their ignorant assumptions about the necessary/unnecessary nature of an employee's job through a brutal reality check. Fair to say that such a thing was accomplished in this scenario. 

Manager assumes that an employee's job role isn't necessary, and learns the hard way that it is. | r/NuclearRevenge u/theFoot58 1y Join 1 Manager thought my job role unnessacary, finds out hard way wasn't Here is case two distinct acts revenge, combining spectacular fashion create nuclear revenge thanks redditors O r/ProRevenge rewrite help
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Fails and Mistakes That Were Someone's One Job

There are a lot of reasons for failure at someone's one job. Sometimes it's negligence or laziness. Sometimes someone is in the process of learning something new. Sometimes an otherwise competent person has to do the same job with no resources and in a quarter of the time. Sometimes it's the profound ability to ignore common sense. That one is our favorite. It's the main force behind design fails that didn't go as planned.

Fails from people who had one job | cardboard envelope folded in half inside a mail box: FIRST CLASS MAIL DO NOT BEND DIPLOMA. EA MAKE Shuttersock Eaything BETTER Chvema iry 143- Leekiet make hing betler HAKE MANE Eerything BEARDS TEA BetteR BETTER Timing is Everything Stock Images, TEA MAKE chutterstock Everyithing 8ETTER
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Funny, Strange and Goofy Tumblr Gems

There is no limit to the observations tumblr users can make. Whether it's a poignant musing on humanity in general or a bone-chillingly dumb opinion on eggs , there's a time and place for it. Funny, random and shiny tumblr gems burst forth from the full pockets of the internet, not necessarily changing the world but also being time well spent.

funny and dumb posts from tumblr | tilthat TIL 1946 trapped moth caused malfunction early computer which resulted term 'bug be coined all software errors. via reddit.com 1dietcokeinacan Follow an icon pbrim Follow And know about because Admiral Grace Hopper, one early programmers, wrote about her diary and even taped fried corpse moth page. 9,098 notes | Better Graphics Tougher Edgier Nintendo owldude: bryko: AN ACTUAL SLIDE NINTENDO'S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE early 2000s is treasure
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Weird, Stupid and Funny Signs and Ads

Signs, advertisements and billboards are a weird game. Every joke advertisement is a bit of a risk. Some are dumber than others. Sometimes a sign's pun game is simply too strong. Some advertising fails, like the magazine layout fails are total accidents. Sometimes signs are just straight up scary.

Funny stupid and ridiculous ads and signs | SONIC America's Drive- CHICKEN LOSES JOB CHICKEN IS BROKE CHICKEN STRIPS $3.79 pun about an unemployed chicken becoming a stripper
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Entitled Goof Tries to Get Designer to Work for Free

For some stupid reason, people think they can bully artists into drawing stuff for them. Seriously, this happens a lot, like this artist who trolled entitled fans who asked for free drawings. That said, every entitled individual with unreasonable demands is an opportunity to make a jerk look dumb.

Entitled person tries to get logo for free, gets trolled | said Hello. Vcera 11:41 odp. Iam sorry late response can help with? Vcera, 11:42 odp Webdesign w/ logo Show latest work mobile design category want someone good.
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Regrettable and Dumb Spelling Fails

School wasn't fun for any of us, but in the long run it can pay to know how to spell really basic stuff and not look like a moron in public. On a daily basis, people come in contact with a lot of spelling fails that make us curse our education system. At least spelling fails make someone feel smart.

Dumb and bad failures of spelling | just saw my double banger on bad parenting 's double banger? someone who looks exactly like like double, because all have at least one person world looks like oh is called Doppleganger. Kev is allah cart? Lmaooo restaurant, is allah cart s la carte cement head
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