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Funny Moments Heavy with Irony

There's something satisfying about a statement or sign who's laughable context takes on a new, unintended meaning. It's almost as if the universe is self aware. For some funny moments of mega dumbness, here are some classic moments of facepalm.

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Delusional Buyer in Need of Cheap Car Rejects $3K Civic

If you've ever tried to find an affordable, reliable car for cheap then you know just how stupid this interaction is. Depending on where you live, a good Civic for 3,000 is an angel's song wrapped in golden underwear. Hopefully for their sake, they'll never realize how dumb they've just been. There's just a too many entitled individuals out there with unreasonable demands.

choosing beggar delusional rejects good deal for cheap car | sorry? Lol means laugh out loud think its funny want 3000 could buy bmw Right well can tell with 100% certainty 3,000 BMW will not be nearly as reliable or cost-effective as my Civic. But fair enough, good luck with search car
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Attempts That Flew Into A Sliding Glass Door of Failure

Everything in life is just a series of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to give someone advice, be judgmental or make a decent point. Other times you're trying to get a big wooden plank into your car. Part of living is knowing that many of these attempts will dive into a pool of failure.

Attempts that ended in failure | Day 20 quarantine and boys still having fun 10.5k 182 Share This is NOT social distancing unless all live together, which doubt. 5d Reply
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A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it's also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here's another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

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Dumbest Things People Did At Stores

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the dumbest things they've seen folks do at the store. Some customers just turn their brains off upon walking into establishments. It's like some part of their brains thinks that because customer service exists, they don't need to engage in thinking anymore. Like someone else will just figure it all out. This can create for quite hilarious predicaments and profound levels of confusion. 

People describe the dumbest things they've seen people do at stores | NecroJoe 21h woman who arguing with working produce dept grocery store) about she didn't like one side watermelon flatter, paler, and little dirty said s just they get they are on ground do mean they are on ground she thought watermelons grew on trees.
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Majestically Incompetent "Not My Job" Moments

"Hey man, they told me to paint the wall. They didn't say anything about not painting over the security camera lense." Whether it's an honest mistake, a case of neglect or straight up dumbassery, things often don't get done the way they should. Here's to the wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments of the world. If we're lacking one thing, it isn't finely tuned incompetence.

Stupid professional mistakes that were someone's one job | stand behind the yellow line at a train station but the line is white | firefighters water hose over train tracks
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Classic Facepalm Moments to Fill The Day with Stupid

We're supposed to be the smartest species on the planet, but sometimes it doesn't feel that way. For every one of our genius achievements, there are a hundred monumental lapses in judgement. The good thing about that is a lot of them are funny to watch.  For more human error, here are some classic moments of facepalm to get that stupid fix.

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Thief Identified While Shopping at Store He Stole From

Be it a stroke of luck, or just the staff finally knowing who to look for, but their thief came back, probably to steal again. This time they were sort of prepared, kind of. What kind of idiot comes back to the same place he already stole from on camera? For a satisfying story of revenge, here's a guy who got sweet padlock revenge on a gym thief.

Guy who stole from store identified in same store | r/TalesFromRetail Posted by u/Doctor_Stonks 3 days ago Guy who stole $2,000 worth equipment our store comes back shop same day find out he looked like. Long Hey, all! First time posting on here, so here go work at relatively new grocery store small town Washington only been open around nine months now and our customer count has been going up recently, so gets bit harder keep track customers usually work as cashier most week on closing shift,
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Weird and Dumb Stuff People Tried Selling Online

If it seems like it might even have just a hint of value, people will try selling it online. Two lawnmowers welded together? Sure. A "vintage" bag of Doritos that someone forgot in their cabinet? Absolutely. There's no end to the weird stuff people will try to sell online.

Weird things people tried to sell online | Ride on lawn mower, as new $700 plastic chair on top of a sheep | ebay.com Retail Stores Other Retail Store Ads 1/2 BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD Vintage Blockbuster Membership Card $2,000.00 Ships United States Buy Now Add cart or Best Offer www.blockbuster.com
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Sign Has Dad Jokes for Days Literally

There's something charming about a puntacular sign. And this sign in particular isn't alone. The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic has some stiff competition when it comes to this other sign whose pun game is too on point. Here are some more dadtacular dad jokes and an extra smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Funny sign with jokes and puns on it | CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. NEVER DRINK WITH GHOSTS THEY CAN'T HANDLE THEIR BOOS ITZGERALD 01-787-4050 FOOD TAUCAS
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Spelling Failures that Really Ate a Dictionary

Spelling is hard, and we see a lot of spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. It gets harder when you hear a word or phrase a bunch of times without ever reading it, so you have to make up your own phonetic spelling. And that's how you get so many folks living in a doggy dog world. Then sometimes you get small typos that mean a lot, like when a sign suddenly turns a beach into "pubic access." Sometimes spelling fails make us question public schools.

Dumb spelling fails | Facebook Swap Shop Yesterday at 6:05 PM looking an autistic guitar $20 58 39 Comments O Like Comment Damn dude all have are eclectics
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Attempts that Skidded Into A Tree of Failure

Life is a series of attempts, and many will fail. Sometimes you're trying to get off work. Sometimes you're trying to defend your beliefs. Sometimes you're trying to drive into a snowman. Now matter how hard you try, some attempts are destined to careen into the ditch of failure.

Attempts that resulted in failure | has begun yes, she is at return counter trying do exactly looks like. woman with a huge cart full of toilet paper
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Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We know that kids are weird and dumb. They believe the dumbest of lies, get strange ideas in their heads, and then get those very same heads stuck in chairs. We know just how weird and dumb kids are because we were kids and we were dumber than anyone.

Moments, pictures and stories of kids being dumb and strange | unclefather 5 travity-falls youngstero one time at this bar mitzvah at dj emcee guy like "if sock has hole get this piece candy" so this kid tore hole this sock real quick and ran up there and then this dick dj goes "ALL SOCKS HAVE HOLES THEM and starts raining down candy like 's golden hellfire and look at this kid and he's crying while holding his shitty ruined sock Source: youngstero 43,721 notes
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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Correct

Whether they're overly literal or just a really astute observation, these clever and dumb jokes are technically correct. You could say that they make no actual sense, are the wrong way to do things, and most of them are basically stupid, but these jokes are still technically accurate.

Puns, moments and jokes that are technically correct | thyrell necromancer is just really late healer thyrell too late, doc, he's he's already dead cracks knuckles didnt get my medical license revoked nothing
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Unprofessional Moments of Finely Tuned Incompetence

Not everyone is super great at what they do. Is that bad in the long run? Probably, yes. But for now we get some wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments. People make some terrific misspellings, playground slides that go straight off the roofs of tall buildings, and incomprehensible construction decisions. 

Stupid work and construction fails made by people who have one job | playground slide leading straight to an open manhole hole in the ground | Preferred Anus Bottom Round Steaks %243 59 Ib.
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Sign's Pun Game is Too On Point

The sign for the Indian Hills Community Center has a long history of having a pun game that's too strong. There's something weirdly quaint about a sign with good puns. For some more quality puns, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

A funny sign has puns on it | INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER IRONY OPPOSITE WRINKLY
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