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Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make a good point. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good shirt. For one reason or another, not all of these will succeed.

Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

Cheating is bad. It's not like having a well thought out reason makes it much better. Some people's excuses are just dumber than others.

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

And some of these are downright goofy. When did food stop being about tasting good and start being about how well you could balance it on a smooth rock? Check out more at r/WeWantPlates

They look like they'll be tasty, but in fact they're forbidden. What looks like hamburgers and caramel are actually rocks and car fluid. Check out r/forbiddensnacks  for more.

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

Scottish People Tweets are a wonderful thing. They're all hilarious, that is if you have the linguistic skills to get through them.