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Electric Knuckles Amazon Review is a Fight for the Ages

Anyone compelled to buy a product called the "knuckle blaster" is probably someone that isn't getting into any real fights any time soon, and this person reviewed the product with gusto and creativity. It feels good to find some creative weirdness where you wouldn't expect it, like these funny amazon reviews.

Funny fight story review for amazon electric knuckles | < PS Products Knuckle Blaster is 950,000V S Victory! By tdoog May 5, 2013 purchased this after confronted by some punks demanding hand over my money relatively fit guy, but no match them is realized need protect myself day after bought this product went very same Wal-Mart parking lot first mugged approached group hooligans standing outside entrance, concealing my secret weapon.
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Tumblr Conspiracy Theorizes Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's Son

We're confident that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not in fact the illegitimate son of the late Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro. What we do know for sure is that light conspiracy theories are fun. Here's Tumblr's goofy take on the minimal, but strangely compelling evidence. For more Tumblr, here are some hilarious and random Tumblr gems.

Tumblr conspiracy theory that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son | unstumpabledeplorable Search feelings know be true. Canada prime minister Cuba dictator comparison thread
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We'll admit that the first one here is arguably a BS technicality on pronunciation. That said, the next two are some bummers. He even had the million and the car, and it just slipped away. You can see it in his eyes.

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Design Fails that were Someone's One Job

If you're a perfectionist, then it might feel like a relief that people out here are doing such unprofessional jobs of just about everything. That, or it just makes you fear for a world that's at the whims of such majestic incompetence. However you feel about it, there are still people installing utility poles in the middle of streets and designing confusing and unusable stuff every day.

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Moments that Show Kids are Dumb and Weird

Kids are some of the dumbest, strangest people on the planet. They have ridiculous beliefs, are easy to trick, and can't do anything for themselves. It's so bad that to call someone childish is an enormous insult. Sure, their brains aren't fully formed, but holy crap are kids stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and strange | Jared Goldstein @heyjaredhey 1d 10 told my mostly white class Japanese and little white girl raised her hand and said can't say Japanese have say Asian and everyone agreed. O 911 277,264 126K Show this thread
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Confused Times People Forgot What They Were Holding

It's probably happened to you. You're holding two things with incredibly different purposes. Maybe it's a phone and a banana. You're on autopilot and prone to brain farts so you're not thinking. You take a bite and realize "oh crap I just bit my phone." Then you think that's funny and want to tell someone so you take your banana off its charger to text your friend. For some more mistakes here are some classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

Funny dumb times people mistook things they were holding | jmckay88 2.5k points 1 day ago Rolled blueberry and ate dice dungeons and dragons game roleplay
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Stuck Dogs Who Require Assistance

Sometimes dogs get stuck and need a hand. There's no limit to the precarious and sometimes trivial situations dogs can find themselves stuck in, but we can't tell how embarrassed these dogs are, if at all. Some seem to be all too aware of their situations, while others seem to think it's just business as usual. For more dogs being dumb and weird, here are some dogs in awkward sleeping positions.

Funny dogs stuck in predicaments | silly dog with its head stuck in a tall cardboard box with only its snout sticking out | seal dog trapped in a blanket fabric shirt with its nose out looking like it has flippers instead of legs
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Incompetent Moments of Classic Facepalm

Human beings are capable of incredible things, but one of our more interesting features is our ability to ignore reality and push forward with incredible facepalm moments of incompetence. There are enough dumb moments out there to fill your day with stupid. The dumbness never stops.

Facepalm fails and moments of people being stupid | Sir Rona @Squallamytweets kid born 2010 is now 20. Just let sink AKO @hvmoodi He doing R Kelly math.
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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears
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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

clever and dumb jokes and memes that are technically correct | text messages texting Greta Today 9:43 pm If could rearrange t and name thatd be great
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A Plate of Puns to Fall Face First Into

Puns are a lot like a party guest with a guitar: usually not welcome, but excellent when deployed appropriately. We can't really tell if we love or hate puns, but there's certainly a time and place for them. If you're in need of more wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Funny puns and dumb wordplay dad joke memes | Why do dogs float water? Because they're good buoys. cute dog floating on its back in the water
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Entitled Lowballer Gets Sent to Wrong Address

If you insist on paying a third of the asking price, get rejected multiple times, and then bully the seller until they seem to magically change their mind and give you exactly what you wanted, you should be a little more skeptical than this guy. People are known to send lowballing dudes on wild goose chases. For another ridiculous car drama, here's a delusional buyer who rejected a $3K civic. The world keeps on turning, and entitled people never stop with their unyielding demands.

Entitled lowballer wants to buy car for cheap, gets tricked and sent to wrong address | Rob's post 46 .l 17 08:33 6k will come asap and collect Donf be dik really like this car. Wats address? 07:09 like car also, which is why won't be letting go 9k less than s worth. And not being dik s 7am and got stuff do ready make serious offer let know 07:12 Waste fukin time Absolute dikhead 07:13 Actually mate, l've just had word with my partner and she said she's happy let go 6k as she's just got nice bon
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Shameless Liars That Got Outed For Their Lies

Man, oh man, these liars just keep coming out of the woodwork with their latest string of unbelievable nonsense. It's a wonder that they think someone else out there in the online world won't take the time to check them on their blatant work of fiction. Maybe they're just telling such ridiculously dumb lies to get more attention directed back toward them. Who knows? It certainly is satisfying seeing these liars get called out. 

A collection of times that liars got called out online for telling lies | My 13 year old daughter wants buy her brand new MacBook Pro high school next year. She said 's required, but can't afford one should do? 1985-present) Answered May 7 Ahhhh Kevin still posting questions but not answering any notice Folks save time, meet Kevin Mok he has following 16 year old daughter 13 year old son 3 year old with an iPad three kids (aged 4, 6, and 9 30 year old son 16 year old son wonder if they're twins
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Flat Soda Fiend Accidentally Snarfs Poison

The lesson here seems to be clear. If you live with someone who likes to drink your leftover soda, don't hide you aquarium testing chemicals in a leftover soda. Thankfully this person is fine, but wow, what a way to accidentally harm yourself. For another mistaken person who messed up, here's a dude who thought a date was a job interview.

Person accidentally drinks aquarium chemicals thinking it was flat soda | r/tifu Posted by u/atonalpotatoes 1 day ago 12 TIFU by drinking "flat soda" and accidentally probably poisoning myself. M First, some background. My partner always leaves little bit Coke Zero his can after drinking And this is totally gross, but love taste flat soda. So whenever clean up empty cans take last swig whatever is left over. Really disgusting get Nobody's perfect. This is my flaw. ANYWHO. This morning go do this
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand How Lowballing Works

It's a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don't want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they've been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they're doing and getting mean about it, here's a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

Entitled lowballer doesn't get chairs, gets angry | But looking black chairs not color have so 's understandable offer less They aren't need. Just like defective product would be marked down do understand 3:40 PM see read but not replied. Last chance 80 all plus delivery take or leave can come rite now cash hand Seen by everyone Wow sold them read buy them wow
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Things That Exist Because People are Dumb

People are dumb. You don't even need to see any classic facepalm moments of dumbness to know that. The interesting thing is that people are so reliably dumb that it's changed the reality of our world. Laws, warnings, products, industries and many other things exist because of human stupidity.

Things that Exists Because People are dumb | irishamerican 52.8k points 1 day ago 2 companies get out timeshares.
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