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Scammer Thinks They Have Foolproof Plan For Free Vacation, Pays For It In The End

When will the irritating scammers of this wild world ever learn that their scams are going to backfire on them at some point? This particular scammer thought they had some kind of airtight, foolproof plan for a free vacation, and oh boy were they wrong. We just love to see a scammer get their rightful comeuppance when it's all said and done! 

Scammer thinks they have foolproof plan for a free vacation, and they pay for it in the end. | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk Join u/MrsRononDex 1y 1 2 Scammer thought she had foolproof plan free vacation But she paid end! Long will always remember this wanna-be scam artist working Corporate Guest Relations and received VERY long email guest about their stay at our Resort property Mexico. This very nice All- Inclusive Beachfront Resort. She put lot effort into email, which basically day-by-diary her
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Cringeworthy and Inadvisable Construction Maneuvers

There are some things, like bulging water damage that just hurt to see. There are other unsafe maneuvers that we have more control over, like jacking up a car with another car, that also hurt to see. It's a mess of improper execution and incompetent construction out there, as creative or convenient as it may seem at the time

funny, stupid and cringeworthy construction | person standing on a ladder balanced on a crane | person sitting in an unsafe harness thing fixing a wall
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Gameshow Contestants That Felt The Pressure

Real moments or not, these gameshow contestant memes are really a work of art. One can absolutely entertain the idea that when in the middle of an intense gameshow, it could be hard to keep the wits about you, and not spew some mindless answer that's completely, hilariously wrong. Pressure has a funny way of rendering many of us completely senseless. 

A collection of gameshow contestant memes from folks that felt the pressure. | Name yellow fruit. Orange. | Give us vegetable marinate. Grapes
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Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

What's the use of throwing anything away? If someone finds some dumb junk, they're gonna try selling it online. It's amazing what kinds of things people will try to pass off as collectable these days, but that doesn't stop anyone from trying. Old Taco Bell furniture, unique-looking cheetos and homemade lawnmowers are all at the top of the list of ridiculous junk people try to sell online.

strange and stupid things people posted for sale online | Peloton Bike $2,499 stationary bike with a tv screen taped to it | Thor's Hammer $8,000,000 weight with a handle
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Facepalm Moments from Humanity's Beacons Of Stupid

As human beings, we're all very familiar with dumb moments of failure and stupidity. People do and say stupid things as if it's their job. Whether it's arguing with Buzz Aldrin about the moon landing or getting keys stuck in an armored car, the bar lowers every day for facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest.

stupid funny facepalm moments | These guys locked their keys an armoured truck | grabbed this bullshit ass chorizo made soy thought saying am chorizo spanish Since 1973 Cacique. SOY CHORIZO Vegetarian EXTRA LARGE
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Weird and Self-Defeating Failures of Design

It's easy to overlook a potentially destructive error. Any one of us could have accidentally installed that toilet in the center of a room or chose Disney font for a funeral home. Okay, maybe most of us would haven't let that slide, but we all know someone who would. There are a fair share of design failures that deserve some blame.

funny design failures of packaging, installation and construction | QUESO TILSIT NATURAL slices of cheese imprinted with green ink logos | BUSZKA Funeral Home Inc. Commitment Curing Disney font
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Spelling Fails That Left Us Emotionally Robbed

Spelling can be challenging, but there's sort of a base level that most of us should be comfortable with by now. That's not the case. We see spelling fails all the time. The really good ones are when people homebrew their own creative spelling of a popular phrase. No, it doesn't make sense to suffer from day jaw food, but that's just how regrettable and dumb spelling fails go.

funny dumb spelling fails | been trying new ways relax. Currently into essential oil diffusers and incest | can always come hold till leave, even though l'll be coma toast like two seconds Coma toast hahahaha killed haha Why hahaha Coma toast hahahahaha Did spell right Comatose OH GOD MY LIFE IS LIE
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Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

We can't even begin to fathom what kind of overwhelming panic must've possessed this silly lad when he realized his grave error in timing. Every minute must've felt like an hour in the worst way possible. 

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.
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Dumbest Things People Have Said With Full Confidence

It's remarkable to witness the ungodly displays of confidence that can end up encircling completely ignorant statements. This particular AskReddit thread pays homage to those very moments. You've likely been out in the wild at one point or another and heard something reminiscent of one of these at one point in your life. From there, it's really up to you as the listener to either intervene or just let the ignorance carry on as it seems to so stubbornly do. 

A collection of the dumbest things that people said with full confidence. | kahrissay 5d 3 1 Award My 6th grade science teacher told class moon bigger than sun because moon covered sun during an eclipse.
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Company Won't Replace One Computer, Wastes Thousands of Dollars

There are few companies where management actually knows what's going on. This person had a nearly unusable computer that doubled as a server, and since no one wanted to actually do anything about it, the company felt the pain for the next long while. Weird how some stuff just slips through the cracks. In an opposite but similar vein, here's a guy who improved company efficiency but had that disbanded by management. For an IT triumph, here's a time when management illegally banned overtime pay but IT got it all back.

company refuses to replace a computer and wastes money story | Posted by u/themcp 15 hours ago 2 45 34 8 4 won't pay $100 new hard drive? Okay, enjoy paying $22k my time deal with problem. oc L had job where had computer which incidentally, also web server very important internal web application thought this really stupid wasn't server room being managed by but some weird reason they wouldn't do didn't use this application or have anything do with but took up large chunk hard drive and made slow
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Stupid Life Pro Tips That Are Bad Ideas at Best

With just a few simple strategies, you too could look like a moron and ruin your life. Dumb and bad life pro tips will help you go out of your way to antagonize people, live a horrible life, and be sad all the time. There's no reason to not streamline your life with a few bad life pro tips to not do. What's stopping you? Other than decent judgement.

funny, bad and dumb advice | Chess tip: Always sit opposite mirror so can sneak look at opponent's pieces | Tech tip people who aren't as tech-savvy as press h button on keyboard get lower-case h. But if want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go wikipedia page on horses, copy upper-case h and paste into document. Problem solved W Article Talk WIKIPEDIA Free Encyclopedia Horse Fi py Ctrl+C Search Google H" Main page Print. Ctrl+P tion Contents
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Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments of Failure

Most of us will do whatever it takes to avoid doing our actual jobs. For some, it's almost a challenge to see how much we can get away with not doing. Our drive to not do any actual work leads to some impressive "not my job" moments of professional ineptitude. Toilets get installed sideways, billboards get crammed with typos, and things go awry in these "not my job" moments of professional failure.

not my job moments | Repair guy did this combat overheating punching holes in a computer | sign billboard MY BOSS SAID PUT SOMETHING UP
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The Dumbest Dogs People Met

A smart dog is an amazing thing to behold, like this story of a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba. That said, dog geniuses are hard to come by, and the spectacle of smart dogs are far outweighed by the hilarious, pitiful and shocking antics of incredibly stupid dogs. For all their shenanigans, their dumbness is still endearing.

stories of the stupidest dogs people met | airroe 17 hours ago work with dogs professionally however dumbest dog ever met my friend's roommates dog college. Harvey. He absolute sweetest pup, but he so dumb he only had room one emotion at time and only had 2 emotions total: happy and sad cat hissed at him; sad. People came inside; happy. Someone yelled; sad. Someone said his name; happy. People not giving attention; sad. Remembered he had toy; happy. But dumbest thing this dog ever did knock
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Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

Let it be no surprise that kids are weird and dumb. Not only do they not know things and have bad ideas, they can also be extremely creepy and weird. We remember all the stupid and psychopathic crap we did as kids, and acknowledge that it's best to keep your distance from this unaccountable and idiotic group of people. There are more than enough moments to confirm that kids are weird and dumb.

photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but
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Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way

Sure, the world might have its own expectations about what is proper conduct, but the mad lads of the world don't see it that way. Mad lads pave their own way through shenanigans, trickery and bold brashness of all kinds. They may have different ideas of what counts as out-of-bounds, but they're all maniacal mad lads who don't give a dang.

funny mad lads who broke small rules and did tricky shenanigans | rev. dylan @DylanRoss my 11 year ban yahoo chess expires today Rnnme Dlavare Nnline Fallure Connect EDIT have failed connect following reason have been barred logging into this room until Thu Dec 31 23:59:59 PST 2020. oms rom this lis OK Giraffe Field
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A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

It's no question that puns are a sometimes food. When the human mind isn't ready for a sackful of puns to spill all over, they just become grating and horrible. But a well timed joke or an expertly dropped dad joke can turn frowns all sorts of directions. Puns are like a pizza or a baby. It's all about the delivery.

stupid, clever puns and dad jokes | Spaniards harvested these crystals and sent them by ship back Europe then first determined many quartz were galleon. | My New Year's resolution sucks NEW YEARS
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