dumb

Favorite

Absurd People Who Didn't Understand Satire

You'd think that in this day and age people would be aware that joke news sites exist, or at least have enough sense to look at the source of a headline. But no, your aunt will still seriously respond to an article from "The Not Real News Times" about how sea world has taught its dolphins to drown children who aren't having enough fun. Anyway here are more absurd individuals who didn't get satire.

People who didn't understand satire | NASA THEONION.COM NASA Announces Plans Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun Haha Comment Share all should get nuked r destroying nature like this fuck NASA and fuck whoever supports them 1 35 m Like Reply sir, just ate Onion.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

A Hole of Puns to Fall Down Into

Sometimes when the world seems overly complex and hard to comprehend, you might find yourself in need of some ridiculously stupid puns to cheer yourself up. That or these will just make you angry. If you're in need of wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Silly puns and dumb jokes. | Pants - local newspaper: person standing with their leg through a page from a magazine
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Questionable Hair Decisions Getting Roasted

Hairstyles are a convenient and striking form of self expression. Sometimes they say "Hey look I'm a real cool guy" and other times they say "I have made a mistake and I look like a 90's video game character." Some bold hairstyles are not gonna catch on, but at least these ones have the benefit of being entertaining.

Funny haircuts getting roasted with "say no more fam" meme | Barber want? Him need defeat Frieza Barber: Say no more STARECAT.COM man with bleached hair spiked up like a Dragon Ball character Super Saiyan | Barber want bro? Guy ever eat panini? Barber: Say no more fam
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tumblr Thread: Super Coffee Is Not A Great Idea

Caffeine makes you more alert, and college students want to be more alert, so naturally they take the effects of caffeine to their  limits. For more stories about people doing stupid things, here are people's high risk low reward moments. For more junk from Tumblr's trunk, here are various Tumblr Gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread story of college kid who drank too much caffeine | korrakun: my favorite college experience is had 7am class and kid next literally poured monster energy drink into his coffee said going die" and drank whole thing knew guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead water. three cups two hours think he ascended astral realm survivability human race never ceases amaze TABI ANECDOTE
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's a tube, kinda like a fish highway to let fish over dams. Interesting ecological stuff. But let's be honest it's way too reminiscent of Futurama tubes to pass up this opportunity. At least there's no suicide booth.

Favorite

Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs Getting Roasted

As it turns out, it's hard to formulate a decent representation of a lab tech when all you have is a model and a few beakers of colored liquid. It's like everyone's job is a cartoon. For more funny an accurate criticism, here are people's questionable haircuts getting roasted as well as some hilariously precise rare insults.

Funny bad stock photos of people's jobs | shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles According my latest science, there is space | Kekskobold @c00kiekobold is very important look seductively shortly before hair and gloves get caught drill and cuttings get stuck eyes BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 7:22 PM- May 6, 2018 O 69 Q 27 people are talking about this
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Stuff that Looks like Butts

Guess you could also call this a bunch of butt stuff. Nothing draws the eye quite like something that looks uncannily like a can. Nature can produce some intriguing situations, like trees that appear to eat things, and the brain and eyes can play catch-up with each other, leading to double-take inducing moments.

Funny things that look like butts | pumpkin with butt cheeks | tree trunk that is shaped like a buttocks
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Wonderfully Incompetent "Not My Job" Moments

Sure, it's in everyone's best interest to go home early but sometimes it can help to get an extra second eyes on that bench you put right under a drain pipe. We're not complaining, we like seeing workplace incompetence and wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments, so keep it up everyone.

Funny times people didn't do their job | pipe spilling water out of a brick wall right onto a wooden bench | chocolate bunny wrapped in a santa claus wrapper
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Banana Bunker Inspires Questions, Groupon Commits to the Bit

For such a pointless and suggestive product, anyone who sells the Banana Bunker has to be ready to field a storm of joke questions. Buying stuff online can have its drawbacks, like this guy who just tried to order boxes. You never know what kind of product reviews you might get, like this review for electric knuckles that's a fight for the ages.

Groupon asks suggestive questions about the Banana Bunker | Groupon 11 hours ago O contractually obligated let know every time Banana Bunker is featured on our site | YOSHO Ken know looks like dont haha. 1 hour ago Like 6 16 Reply Groupon G Like sound investment, Ken! 53 minutes ago Like 6 202
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Stupidest Things People Did to Prove They Could

People are absolutely terrific at doing stupid things. Whether it's eating 17 donuts, climbing through a bunch of poison ivy, or eating the hottest chicken sandwich ever, you can bet that people will do real dumb junk just to prove it to themselves. Here are more people's dumbest high risk, low reward moments.

Stories of dumb things people did just to prove they could | mixedwithmonet 35.1k points 12 hours ago buddy bet couldn't finish spiciest chicken sandwich at this joint known insanely spicy chicken under 30 minutes knew fucked up they gave gloves eat sandwich so sauce couldn't touch my skin and made sign waiver. Won bet, but really lost end.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Proof that Kids are Stupid and Weird

It's a well known fact that kids aren't smart people. They might become smart people someday, but even that isn't a sure thing. We don't even need evidence that kids are stupid and weird because we were kids and we just know how dumb we were. No matter what you tell em, they're still gonna be dumb and weird.

Funny moments of kids being dumb and weird | cassietotallyjust first grade wanted grow up be bird and one day remember my neck and arms being covered little red bumps and thought transformation beginning and ran my teacher crying saying wasn't ready become bird yet and turned out just allergic yogurt and wasn't turning into bird at all
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Classic Facepalm Moments of Stupidity

If you think you're stupid, don't worry, there's someone out their saying or doing something that would make you look like a great big brain lord. People are producing classic facepalm moments of incompetence at a rate that surprises everyone around them. Humanity is just boiling over with incompetent facepalm moments.

funny stupid fails and facepalm moments | Apparently took 3 my aunts way too long figure out why candle wouldn't light. 2xC batteries Made China 12:41 PM 19 Jan 18 electric candle
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Dumbest Things People Spent Money On

Whether it broke immediately, was completely useless to begin with, cost too much or was literally stupid, most people have spent too much money on a dumb thing. It just seems like its in our nature to get tricked or trick ourselves into buying useless junk. It's probably better to give it some extra thought when pulling out the credit card to buy a collector's edition set of Robocop themed silverware or a do-it-yourself liposuction kit, but what's the fun in that?

dumb purchases people made | ogkudo 28.5k points 27 days ago went on school field trip Washington DC back middle school bought 2 bill at souvenir shop 20. smh
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Stupid Things Escape Room Players Did

Escape rooms are a strange chance to see what people will do when they're left up to their own wits. Usually it ends with idiots smashing props with hammers, smuggling tools in and trying to escape through very real air ducts and sewers. Escape room employees see some weird stuff.

Stupid things people tried in escape rooms askreddit | LordSnooBoo 13.6k points 2 days ago One them believed clue inside them puzzle pieces
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -