Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest lies they heard told by other folks, that ended up failing terribly. Some folks get so caught up in weaving the webs of their own lies, that it almost seems like they themselves are believing the lies that they're saying.
dumb
Spelling is hard, and we see a lot of spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. It gets harder when you hear a word or phrase a bunch of times without ever reading it, so you have to make up your own phonetic spelling. And that's how you get so many folks living in a doggy dog world. Then sometimes you get small typos that mean a lot, like when a sign suddenly turns a beach into "pubic access." Sometimes spelling fails make us question public schools.
Whether they're overly literal or just a really astute observation, these clever and dumb jokes are technically correct. You could say that they make no actual sense, are the wrong way to do things, and most of them are basically stupid, but these jokes are still technically accurate.
When people decide a particular task is above or below their pay grade or not their responsibility, you get some interesting moments out of the deal. You get manholes in sandboxes, completely unusable fans, and newspaper headlines like "Headline Goes Here." It's like people are built to fail at their one job and create some masterful design failures.
Life is a series of various attempts. Whatever you're doing, it starts with a try. You might be trying to make a point online, or trying to make a nice sign for your place of business. You might be trying to ride a bike or relate to your fans. Sometimes these attempts hit the ground with the sound of failure.
Most of us understand a tongue-in-cheek reference from a well known satirical news network, but sadly, there are those among us who just don't get the joke, or worse, believe the absurdity and pass it off as actual news. It's sadly too common to see a sorely mistaken person not get satire, like an aunt who actually believes scientists have made a voice activated grapefruit.
The sign for the Indian Hills Community Center has a long history of having a pun game that's too strong. There's something weirdly quaint about a sign with good puns. For some more quality puns, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.
We live in a world where spelling doesn't seem to be a high priority, and that leads us to some spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. These invented words are definitely decipherable, but also a little embarrassing. Sometimes these spelling fails make us question public schools.
Everyone deals with social distancing differently. Some people are spending more time over video chat with their families. Others are holed up watching documentaries about crazy private zoo owners. This guy, Brad, texted strangers offering to get in a fight. Here are a few of them.
Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.
We're not sure who was behind these design fails. It looks like the thinking process that went into drafting and ultimately bringing the designs to life, was all kinds of muddled. The resulting creations is one big glob of fail. It really is like some kind of Sims game in real life, and naturally, it's absurd.
Via Joe Ballew
Here's a quaint tale of a man's new dog-proof fence. It has a beginning, middle and end all encompassed in a riveting 18 seconds.
Most of us have been in a situation where we've laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they're joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.
There's no question about it. Kids are bizarre and stupid people. They don't know how things work, can't pay attention, and are easy to trick. We know they're idiots because we were kids too, and we were idiots. They'll get stuck in trees, run into stuff and stare at the sun. It's not hard to prove that kids are weird and dumb.
