dumb

Want to play a game? Seriously, it's a game. Don't bring a hammer.

Chill out bro, no one will start a rumor about you for eating shrimp.

If sometimes it seems like management is out to get you, they are. These rules are absolutely ridiculous. 

These people's parents are absolutely diabolical.

If someone knows they're wrong, they'll just argue harder.

These high-maintenance or otherwise impossible customers really shouldn't be allowed out in public. No way in hell the employees themselves are getting paid enough to put up with these kind of rage-inducing, jaw-droppingly brainless situations. Maybe we should just get these poor misguided folk some instruction manuals on how the real world operates. 

People get really creative when they can't spell a big word.

These people did basically asked to get fired. The massive amount of carelessness at play in these stories is almost twistedly inspirational in its own regard.