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'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'The exact apartment he had for $150 is now $2,400': Hardworking Gen Xer gives his dad a wakeup call after getting criticized for not being a homeowner

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Woman discovers long lost sister, sister blocks her on social media, woman shows up at her work: 'She had no interest in forging a relationship'

Ben Weiss

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Gen X dude confronts his father after getting hypocritical advice about retirement: ‘He retired at 50… but [I'm 56] and should continue to work?’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'[They] regret moving out': Freeloading family gets a taste of the real world after refusing to pitch in for groceries and bills

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'[I was] following orders!': Son pranks Dad with malicious compliance, takes instructions too literally by wrapping gravel stones in masking tape

Ben Weiss

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'They always say that daylight savings is such a great idea. I give it six months': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (March 17, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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Kid breaks his phone at school rather than letting it be confiscated, now the parents want the school to pay: 'You better pay for my son's phone!'

Brad Dickson

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'We worked things out and promised not to drive each other crazy on purpose': Teen drives dad mad for months by moving his stuff within 1-meter radius, revenge wholesomely brings them closer

Isabella Penn

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‘It’s not my fault you spent all your money': Woman refuses to lend brother money after he blew through his entire inheritance

Bar Mor Hazut

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'I knew they would definitely fail': Substitute teacher gets back at cheating students by making an uncheatable test

Brad Dickson

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Top Dad Jokes of the Month (January 25, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'You can't wait 30 seconds? You'll be waiting here for 30 minutes': Impatient dad refuses to heed a delayed delivery warning, wastes an hour dawdling for an order that's not ready yet

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Dad Insults Mom's Cooking, Mom Serves Dad Rotten Beans and Divorce Papers: 'Now you know what rotten [food] tastes like'

Ben Weiss

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'DADDY'S LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!': Employee's kid spills the beans to the whole office that his dad is on the verge of quitting

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Every single ticket was dismissed': Serial speeder discovers legal loophole, saves thousands of dollars in speeding tickets

Remy Millisky

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