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'[They] regret moving out': Freeloading family gets a taste of the real world after refusing to pitch in for groceries and bills

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'[I was] following orders!': Son pranks Dad with malicious compliance, takes instructions too literally by wrapping gravel stones in masking tape

Ben Weiss

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'They always say that daylight savings is such a great idea. I give it six months': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (March 17, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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Kid breaks his phone at school rather than letting it be confiscated, now the parents want the school to pay: 'You better pay for my son's phone!'

Brad Dickson

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'We worked things out and promised not to drive each other crazy on purpose': Teen drives dad mad for months by moving his stuff within 1-meter radius, revenge wholesomely brings them closer

Isabella Penn

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‘It’s not my fault you spent all your money': Woman refuses to lend brother money after he blew through his entire inheritance

Bar Mor Hazut

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'I knew they would definitely fail': Substitute teacher gets back at cheating students by making an uncheatable test

Brad Dickson

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Top Dad Jokes of the Month (January 25, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'You can't wait 30 seconds? You'll be waiting here for 30 minutes': Impatient dad refuses to heed a delayed delivery warning, wastes an hour dawdling for an order that's not ready yet

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Dad Insults Mom's Cooking, Mom Serves Dad Rotten Beans and Divorce Papers: 'Now you know what rotten [food] tastes like'

Ben Weiss

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'DADDY'S LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!': Employee's kid spills the beans to the whole office that his dad is on the verge of quitting

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Every single ticket was dismissed': Serial speeder discovers legal loophole, saves thousands of dollars in speeding tickets

Remy Millisky

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'I'm done giving her handouts if she's gonna act entitled': Spoiled daughter makes fun of the poor girl at school, gets all of her privileges revoked

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 4, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'The parents want to meet with me': Teacher scolded for ripping up cheating students' tests

Brad Dickson

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'[He] wants my 1963 Fender': Musician refuses to give her $3,000 vintage guitar to her teenaged stepson; stands her ground even when accosted by family

Jesse Kessenheimer

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