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A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents

Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

Dad jokes are true gems.
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A funny "in need of dad" ad brings us back to simpler days | NEEDED: Generic Father Figure Backyard BBQ Spokane white haired man grilling barbecuing

"In Need Of Dad" Ad Brings Us Back To Simpler Time

Those were the days.
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Dad misplaces his daughter's hamster, and then a heartfelt breakdown ensues | Padre Please call soon as get this 's an emergency dad do not freak out 's just hamster will find him Delivered

Dad Misplaces Daughter's Hamster, Breakdown Ensues

Crisis averted this time around for dad.
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Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns

Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

It's like real-life Ned Flanders.
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A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

Chaos has arrived.
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Funny dad memes and jokes | Dads showing other dads ribs they grilled over weekend Brad Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio

Dad Memes for the Hardworking Dads Out There

Quick, find a dad!
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Dad doesn't mention source of underwear, lets daughter start a huge fight | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/Ridivoe 1 day ago 4 &3 D 5e S 2 2 AITA not saying anything about underwear? Asshole My 20 year old daughter and her fiancé are currently staying with us love my daughter but she is very difficult and can't stand her fianc gave them deadline move out because can't take this anymore.

Dad Doesn't Explain Underwear, Sabotages Daughter's Relationship

Oops.
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Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki

Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

"Alright, be cool."
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Dad's suspicion saves daughter in creepy story | is creepiest thing has ever happened Rayleen Tritt, Owner and Lead Photographer Answered Sep 20 21 had waitressing job at local brewery happened be mall. My parents, who very close came and visited quite often. One night, around busy holiday season, my parents stopped drink after shopping and right before close. After double shift exausted and just wanted go home but sat with my parents pint started snow and my

Dad's Instinct Saves Daughter In Creepy Story

Sometimes you know when something's not right here.
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Dad sends wtf letter to guy for honor restitution years after relationship ends | Isaac N. @isaactweeting One of my best and oldest friends broke up with his high school girlfriend over a decade ago. Today, his wife of 7 years found this absolute ornament in their mailbox. Just...stop what you're doing and read...

Highschool Ex's Dad Demands Restitution for Daughter's Honor

Dear lord.
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Man responds to ladies' wants with ultimate dad joke | Glenn Embrey 9 May at 02:49 Somebody said ladies will find lot more attractive if post pictures with filters have some doubts but do know, right? So here goes. Man my phones probably gonna really blow up. 37K 10K comments 113K shares

Man's Facebook Post Is Ultimate Dad Joke

Simply nailed it.
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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about dad's silent acts of kindness | margotkim So came home work today and there kindle addressed did not remember ordering spent afternoon trying figure out accidentally purchased kindle Amazon, and came back hanging out with Catherine told my parents, guys will not believe accidentally ordered myself Huh said Dad very casually Did get charged spent next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into living room announce No didn't. Do think 's mistake?

Quick Tumblr Thread About Dad's Silent Kindness

The unnecessary panic is hilarious.
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Dad uses his son's college fund to remodel home, and son gets upset. | AITA using my son's college fund remodel my home have consistently put money away my kids' college funds since they were young. Their education important worked very hard get my degree and eventually my Master's didn't want my kids be burden or worried about funds they went school. My son got into decent school and started off well. Then his grades slumped and he said he dropping out. He's now 23 and has been bouncing one odd

Dad Uses Son's College Fund To Remodel Home

The son wasn't stoked.
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Company cuts dad's vacation time, so a malicious compliance revenge ensues. | No vacation? Malicious compliance with policy. My father had job as mainframe operator company had contracts doing work state governments, involving lot data processing. His job involved babysitting group servers and rebooting them monitoring software said they hung, occasional minor programming, and annually talking auditor state whose contract he worked on sent auditor loved him because he always ensured they had

Company Cuts Dad's Vacation Time, IT Revenge Ensues

Dad ain't playing games.
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Dad enjoys cooking bacon, and his daughter doesn't like it | WIBTA refusing stop cooking bacon my kitchen due my teenage daughters vegan lifestyle? Not hole Dad here, old fart, loves his daughter pieces but struggling see eye eye with my teenager and wife on this one always been meat eating family live rural Midwest and bacon breakfast is pretty much given. This year my 14 y/o daughter decided go vegan, and jumped onto her support team with enthusiasm learned substitute ingredients, cook new

Dad Cooks Bacon, Vegan Daughter Isn't Having It

Dad just wants that bacon.
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Guy's greentext story is a total feels trip | Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears Rain, Scoo >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on

Son's Dad Passes Away, Son Finds His Notebook, Full Feels Trip Ensues

Ninjas in here cutting onions, man.
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