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Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward'

Ben Weiss

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'Figure out how to grow up at 53': Man-baby lives rent-free for 53 years by mooching off of his parents and then gets left with no inheritance when Dad wises up to a lifetime of freeloading

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'[You're] cut off': Solo-earning husband catches his wife spending $1000+ on takeout every month, he retaliates by kneecapping her financially and canceling all of their credit cards

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'His budget looked like it was based on costs from the 90s': Prideful parents squander $300,000+ of their retirement funds because they refuse to listen to their experienced son-in-law

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'We [don't] need your sob story': Entitled mom tries to force her kids on a friend's 'adults only' birthday party by guilt-tripping the host, gets shown the door

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Her bio mom had been a disaster': Father and daughter have healthy reconciliation after 'deadbeat' mom comes back into her life and treats her poorly

Elna McHilderson

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‘I paid $100,000 for this pool’: Entitled girlfriend complains that a homeowner's kids are splashing too much in their private pool, Super Dad comes to their defense by telling her to kick rocks

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'We had nobody in our corner': Kids cut off contact with parents after 10 years of them being a ‘vlog family’, claiming parents had taken away their childhood

Bar Mor Hazut

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Husband admonished for telling wife and new mother of 3-month-old baby that she must return to work: 'She needs to work full-time'

Brad Dickson

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Financially irresponsible dad thinks he's entitled to daughter's money after she graduates college, daughter refuses: ‘I will not be giving him a cent’

Elna McHilderson

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'There isn't a single entree item under $75': Woman gets back at entitled father who demands she be his personal chauffeur

Remy Millisky

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'I didn't realize how greedy he was': Lottery winner tries to share their winnings of $500/day (for life) with their indignant teenage son, revokes the money after the son gets greedy

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Hugh is a bully': Teenage girl humiliates her balding brother-in-law as retaliation for constantly saying she's 'gained weight'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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‘He practically stole my car’: Kid buys a luxury car from neighbor, only for his dad to demand to take it instead, insisting it is too expensive for him to drive

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘Give my baby to my sister?’: Parents pressure their pregnant daughter to give her newborn baby to her infertile twin sister, insane ultimatum shocks everyone

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I'm moving out': Parents adopt daughter's high school bully behind her back, leading to the 16-year-old cutting off contact with entire family

Bar Mor Hazut

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